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分类卡 is less than 1.5 meters tall and said he is Yuhong's brother. Everyone who has seen him shook his head and said, "How come Yuhong has such a brother, who is half-brother." Or it was half-mother and father. Turtle knew that everyone was talking about him behind his back, but he didn't care. He still sat in front of the door of the "Yuhong Barber Shop", either choosing vegetables or lighting a cigarette, looking at passers-by, smoking silently. A coal ball stove was lit next to him, and a kettle sat on it. When the water boiled, the hunchman asked, do you want water?
Yuhong's voice sounds nice. When Turtle said that, she would say hello and say, "Put in and pour it into the thermos."
Chuzi threw away the cigarette butts from his hand, carried the kettle, and walked into the store. When a customer comes to get a haircut, Yuhong washes the customer's hair before cutting. After finishing, she needs to wash it and then blow it dry with a hair dryer. The hunch rarely stays in the store. He likes to sit in front of the store, boil water or smoke. If the weather is good, he will take a nap and take a nap. Everyone who is familiar with him calls him a hunch, and he is not annoyed, but nods and says he has a haircut.
The barber shop has a good business, and the customers are basically fixed. Some take care of each other every two months, some take care of each other for a month, and some come to dye their hair. In addition to paying for rent, water and electricity bills, the remaining money is food and drink. Camel also uses that coal ball stove to cook. It depends on the dishes he cooks. His living standards are OK. He eats meat or fish every few days. Yuhong rarely goes out, and even if there are no customers, she stays in the store. Yuhong is taller than a hunchback and has a better figure. Her face is a little pale. After dinner, the hunchman would go to the mahjong hall to watch and play mahjong. Sometimes he would touch it twice, but he didn't win much. At most, he lost more than 300 yuan and returned to the store and didn't say anything all night. Yuhong asked her what was wrong. He said that he lost money. Yuhong said, if you are a foreigner, who will lose if you don’t lose? The hunchback said, I lost my own money.
It was one night, and Turtle came back from the mahjong hall. Before he arrived at the store, he heard Yuhong say that there was no need to leave if he didn't give him money. When Tuozi heard Yuhong say that, he picked up a wooden stick and stood at the door of the store. A man walked out of the store and said while walking, "I forgot to bring it, okay for it next time?"
Yuhong said, is there still debts in this?
The man said, I forgot to bring it. If I had it, would you say I wouldn't give it? Who cares about that amount of money!
Cuzuma said, it is not easy for us to get out.
The man glanced at the hunchback and said he wanted to hit someone!
Cuzu smiled and said I dare not hit people, I just want you to pay the money before leaving.
The man reached out to extract his pocket and said, "Camel, do you know who I am?"
Cuzuma said, why should I know.
The man said, you will know when you go to the town to inquire.
Turtle said that we have to wait until tomorrow to inquire.
That man said, hunch! You boy have a genital.
Cuzuki smiled and said nothing. After the man left, Yuhong said, what should he do if he was coming to find fault?
Chuzi said, "With me, what are you afraid of?"
The next day, the man came again, and brought two people with him. When he saw the hunchback, he said, "Have you inquired?"
The camel was lighting a coal ball, holding a fan in one hand, suffocating, and saying without raising his head, "Didn't you see I'm busy?" The man sat down on the recliner beside the hunch, then took out a cigarette and smoked it for the two people beside him. Maybe it was raining recently, and the camel can't lit the firewood in furnace , but it's just smoking. The hunch was choked and tears came out. The man said, "Camel, you are in trouble, why are you still going to order a stove!" The hunch turned his head and glanced at the man, saying that he would boil water if he didn't want the stove? I want to make you tea.
The man said, I don’t have time to drink your tea.
Cuzumi smiled and said that no matter how busy he is, he has to drink tea before talking.
The man said, "You go to the town and ask, no one doesn't give me face, but you made me feel embarrassed last night!"
Cuzuma said, look at what you said, I'm boiling water and making tea for you.
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分类卡 is less than 1.5 meters tall and said he is Yuhong's brother. Everyone who has seen him shook his head and said, "How come Yuhong has such a brother, who is half-brother." Or it was half-mother and father. Turtle knew that everyone was talking about him behind his back, but he didn't care. He still sat in front of the door of the "Yuhong Barber Shop", either choosing vegetables or lighting a cigarette, looking at passers-by, smoking silently. A coal ball stove was lit next to him, and a kettle sat on it. When the water boiled, the hunchman asked, do you want water?
Yuhong's voice sounds nice. When Turtle said that, she would say hello and say, "Put in and pour it into the thermos."
Chuzi threw away the cigarette butts from his hand, carried the kettle, and walked into the store. When a customer comes to get a haircut, Yuhong washes the customer's hair before cutting. After finishing, she needs to wash it and then blow it dry with a hair dryer. The hunch rarely stays in the store. He likes to sit in front of the store, boil water or smoke. If the weather is good, he will take a nap and take a nap. Everyone who is familiar with him calls him a hunch, and he is not annoyed, but nods and says he has a haircut.
The barber shop has a good business, and the customers are basically fixed. Some take care of each other every two months, some take care of each other for a month, and some come to dye their hair. In addition to paying for rent, water and electricity bills, the remaining money is food and drink. Camel also uses that coal ball stove to cook. It depends on the dishes he cooks. His living standards are OK. He eats meat or fish every few days. Yuhong rarely goes out, and even if there are no customers, she stays in the store. Yuhong is taller than a hunchback and has a better figure. Her face is a little pale. After dinner, the hunchman would go to the mahjong hall to watch and play mahjong. Sometimes he would touch it twice, but he didn't win much. At most, he lost more than 300 yuan and returned to the store and didn't say anything all night. Yuhong asked her what was wrong. He said that he lost money. Yuhong said, if you are a foreigner, who will lose if you don’t lose? The hunchback said, I lost my own money.
It was one night, and Turtle came back from the mahjong hall. Before he arrived at the store, he heard Yuhong say that there was no need to leave if he didn't give him money. When Tuozi heard Yuhong say that, he picked up a wooden stick and stood at the door of the store. A man walked out of the store and said while walking, "I forgot to bring it, okay for it next time?"
Yuhong said, is there still debts in this?
The man said, I forgot to bring it. If I had it, would you say I wouldn't give it? Who cares about that amount of money!
Cuzuma said, it is not easy for us to get out.
The man glanced at the hunchback and said he wanted to hit someone!
Cuzu smiled and said I dare not hit people, I just want you to pay the money before leaving.
The man reached out to extract his pocket and said, "Camel, do you know who I am?"
Cuzuma said, why should I know.
The man said, you will know when you go to the town to inquire.
Turtle said that we have to wait until tomorrow to inquire.
That man said, hunch! You boy have a genital.
Cuzuki smiled and said nothing. After the man left, Yuhong said, what should he do if he was coming to find fault?
Chuzi said, "With me, what are you afraid of?"
The next day, the man came again, and brought two people with him. When he saw the hunchback, he said, "Have you inquired?"
The camel was lighting a coal ball, holding a fan in one hand, suffocating, and saying without raising his head, "Didn't you see I'm busy?" The man sat down on the recliner beside the hunch, then took out a cigarette and smoked it for the two people beside him. Maybe it was raining recently, and the camel can't lit the firewood in furnace , but it's just smoking. The hunch was choked and tears came out. The man said, "Camel, you are in trouble, why are you still going to order a stove!" The hunch turned his head and glanced at the man, saying that he would boil water if he didn't want the stove? I want to make you tea.
The man said, I don’t have time to drink your tea.
Cuzumi smiled and said that no matter how busy he is, he has to drink tea before talking.
The man said, "You go to the town and ask, no one doesn't give me face, but you made me feel embarrassed last night!"
Cuzuma said, look at what you said, I'm boiling water and making tea for you.Why do you say I won’t give you face?
The man said, if you don’t give me face, how can I stay in town in the future! I'm here today. Do you think I want to remove one of your arms or one of your legs?
Chuzi put the fan in his hand and said whatever he wanted.
The man smiled and said to the two people around him, have you heard it? The hunchback said whatever he wanted.
卡卡 said, "You don't need to unload it, I will unload it myself."
The man was stunned.
Chuzi turned around and entered the barber shop. When he came out, he was holding a knife in his hand.
Tell me. The hunchback said, do you want my arms or legs?
That man said, hunch! You boy have a genital.
Do you want an arm? The hunchman picked up his sleeves and said you can trample me under your feet, but you can't bully Yuhong.
Chuzi's arms are very thin and have no flesh at all. He pressed the knife on his arm and said, "Tell me." As long as you say you want it, my eyelids won't blink.
The man laughed and said, "Camel!" You are awesome. Forget it, I'd better wait for you to order the stove to boil water and make tea for me.
Cuzuki put away his knife and said to the door of the barber shop, "Yuhong, do you still have tea?"
Yuhong in the room said, it’s gone.
The man said, hunch, you are busy. I'd better wait for your tea next time.
The man left and said, "Camel!" If you have something to do in the future, you can tell me. In the town, anyone will give me three points if I mention Song Dawei's name.
Later, Song Dawei came twice, once during the day and once at night. When he left, he greeted Turtle and said that one day there was time for two people to drink.
At night, the camel sometimes goes to a hotel on the street to drink. The hotel is not big, and the one who opened the store was a couple. The hunch went there more times, so I became familiar with them. The woman's name is Xiulan, and the hunchback called her sister-in-law. The man's surname is Li, and the hunchman calls him Brother Li. The hunchback has little alcohol capacity, so he will not drink it until he can drink it for a few taels. While he was drinking, the woman talked to him indiscriminately. Once, the woman asked him how old is Yuhong? Judging from my appearance, I think I am twenty-three or four.
Chuzi said hunched and continued to drink his wine.
The woman said, Yuhong is looking for a partner, right?
Camel shook her head.
The woman said that if she didn't look for it, I'll introduce one to her one day.
Caturus nodded.
The woman said, your sister is handsome, look at her little waist - like a fairy.
Cuzuki smiled and said she was beautiful.
That night, the hunchback was drunk and couldn't walk steadily. When I came to the street, the wind blew, and the camel's stomach churned twice, wanting to vomit. He held the wall, felt his legs weak, so he sat down. He didn't want to leave, he wanted to lie down and have a sleep. But that night, it was cold and he told himself that he couldn't sleep! If you fall asleep, you will not be able to wake up. The hunch was holding on and got up and continued to walk.
This is what Xu Kaichun, who opened the mahjong hall, said about what happened that night. He said that he happened to pass by Yuhong's barber shop at that time and heard Yuhong screaming. He stopped. After
, he heard a voice saying, "Why can't I?
The person who spoke was a camel. Xu Kaichun stopped when he said this. He deliberately kept it a secret and didn't say it. Xu Kaichun lit a cigarette and then said that the hunchback wanted to bed with Yuhong, but Yuhong would not do it.
What do you think of the relationship between hunchback and Yuhong? Xu Kaichun said.
They are not brothers and sisters. Xu Kaichun said that they turned out to be husband and wife.
Xu Kaichun said these words the next morning, and the person who listened to him was Lao Wang, who was fried dough sticks. Old Wang shook his head and said no. How could they be husband and wife? I don't believe this even if I beat you to death.
Xu Kaichun said, Lao Wang, if they were brothers and sisters, how could Turtle do that with Yuhong?
Old Wang blinked, nodded, and said that was true. If they are brothers and sisters, then there will be no mess.
Xu Kaichun said, Yuhong is indeed beautiful, Lao Wang! One day you can also go get a haircut and enjoy it. Yuhong's hands are white and tender, just like water, and you can't help but feel soft.
Lao Wang said, I am so old, I have that heart, but I don’t have that strength anymore.
Xu Kaichun laughed after hearing this.
In the afternoon, Xu Kaichun came to Yuhong Barber Shop swaying. When he went, Turtle was sitting on the lounge chair at the door of the store basking in the sun. Seeing Xu Kaichun coming, the hunchback owed her body and said she was cutting her hair.
Xu Kaichun said, if I don’t get a haircut when I come to a barber shop, then what am I doing?
Turtle smiled and said that today, Director Xu, your family, was getting a haircut.
Xu Kaichun stopped and said oh, saying that Director Xu asked you to stand guard.
Cuzuma said, come tonight.
Xu Kaichun had no intention of leaving. He squatted down beside the hunchback and took out a cigarette for the hunchback to smoke. The hunchback was not polite, so he lit the cigarette handed over by Xu Kaichun and glanced at the door of the barber shop. Xu Kaichun said, Director Xu has just arrived?
Turtle said, it’s time to come, and it’s time to finish it.
Xu Kaichun said, your Yuhong looks so beautiful, it’s a pity to do that.
Cuzuma said, there is nothing to do. It’s hard to make money when you go out.
Xu Kaichun said that the camel is so lucky and found a beautiful wife like Yuhong.
Cuzuma said, she is not my wife. I would have such a wife. Then I would burn incense every day to offer her nothing.
The two were talking, and Director Xu walked out of the door. Xu Kaichun called out to Director Xu and hurriedly went to get the cigarette. Director Xu waved his hand, stepped onto the motorcycle parked beside a neem tree, and ran away. Xu Kaichun withdrew his gaze and spoke to the hunchback. As the two were talking, they heard Yuhong in the store say, “What should I eat tonight?
Cuzuma said, what do you want to eat?
Yuhong said, I'll go out to eat tonight.
Xu Kaichun glanced at the door, but he didn't see Yuhong. I remember when Yuhong and Turtle first arrived, Xu Kaichun passed by their barber shop. Yuhong happened to walk out of the door with a basin of water and threw it on the ground without even looking at it. Xu Kaichun jumped back and said he didn't see a living person? At that time, Yuhong seemed to have just woken up, with her hair loose and a pair of pink slippers on her feet. Xu Kaichun's eyes lit up and said, "Where did you come from?" Why did I have never seen you before?" Yuhong didn't say anything and turned around and entered the store.
Xu Kaichun said, you are not brothers and sisters, and Yuhong is not your wife, so what is your relationship?
Camel said, enemy.
Xu Kaichun laughed after hearing this and said, "Cuzuma, Yuhong wasn't you kidnapped it."
Cuzuma said, I'm going to tell the truth today.
That day, Huozi said. He and Yuhong's brother beat Turtle's father, and he beat him very hard. The two of them had no reason at that time, just had a little quarrel. Tuozi's family wanted to call the police, so Yuhong's father asked the village chief to come and said he had settled his money privately. He admitted how much he paid. At the beginning, Tuozi's family proposed to pay 100,000 yuan. The village chief said that 100,000 yuan is a bit too much, even if Yuhong's family sells it, they can't pay that much. The village chief mediated from it and said that I think it would be better to pay 60,000 yuan, which will take two years. Not to mention 60,000, even 10,000, Yuhong's family can't take it out. Later, Tuozi's family said that it would be fine if they didn't lose money. As long as Yuhong married Tuozi, their family not only did not pay money, but also had to pay a bride gift. However, Yuhong disagreed and said that she would not marry a Tuozi if she died.
Chuzi said that killing people to pay their lives and owing debts to pay them back. This is a natural thing, it’s not my hunchback to force her. My father was broken by her brother, and he is still limping and becomes a disabled person. My dad is still waiting for her family to pay back the money to treat his legs.
was talking, Yuhong walked out of the door and said, "Cuzuma, don't say it anymore, I will pay back the money sooner or later."
Chuzi said, sooner or later? It's been almost two years. I think you won't be able to pay it back even if my dad dies.
Yuhong said, I'm making money every day, do you think I'm idle?
The hunchman stretched his neck, swallowed and spitted, saying that I didn't say you were idle. If you want to be idle, then I will eat and drink whatever I eat.
Yuhong said, you dead hunchback!
Turtle glanced at Yuhong's back and said to Xu Kaichun, "Look at her waist, who wouldn't you be jealous of me?"
Camel, you are trying to hold your eyes to death and starve to death. After Xu Kaichun said that, he laughed.
Chuzi also laughed, and tears came out of his eyes.
Yuhong never asks Turtle to touch her, even if Turtle says to give her money, Yuhong disagrees.Once, Turtle even said that as long as you are willing to sleep with me, the money will be settled, but Yuhong still disagreed. Turtle couldn't understand. In order to make money, Yuhong let other men sleep with her, so why didn't she want him to sleep with Turtle?
After Yuhong left, Turtle said to Xu Kaichun, "I know I am not good-looking, I am a Turtle." But I'll give her money. You said she's all broken, no one can do it. But she just didn't ask me to do it. Even the one who collected rags on the street asked him to do it, but she just didn't ask me to do it. She has now given up and has no shame to return to the village.
The hunchman took out a note from his pocket and asked Xu Kaichun to look at it, saying, "Look, the words are white and black, and there is a seal stamped by our village chief on it."
I have to sleep with her sooner or later. The hunchback said, chuckling.
At night, the hunchman went to pester Yuhong. He knocked on the door first, but when he saw that Yuhong was not open, he screamed. Yuhong was annoyed by him and said, "Cumshot, don't force me. If you continue like this, I will kill you sooner or later."
Cuzuma said, if you kill me, you have to pay my life.
Yuhong said that if you pay for your life, you will get your life.
Cuzuma said, I can’t marry you when I’m alive, and I will be a kinship with you even if I die.
has no way! Yuhong said, go to dream, you dead hunchback!
How could the hunchback fall asleep if he can't sleep? There is a beautiful woman lying next door. This is something that makes people unable to sleep just by thinking about it. Turtle is a man, and he also misses women. I couldn't help it anymore, so the hunchbacked from outside. Before going to bed with the woman he brought back, he said, Yuhong, are you asleep? Yuhong next door didn't say anything. Turtle said again, what price do you usually cost? One hundred? Well, I'll give this lady one hundred and five.
Camel is not doing things between men and women, he is tortureing the woman he brought back, making the woman cry and howl. The hunchback was just laughing. When a woman leaves, she will say, you dead hunchback! abnormal! Yuhong couldn't bear it anymore, so she threatened Turtle and said she wanted to call the police.
You are shouting to catch the thief. The tuft said, I'm not afraid. The police come to arrest me, and the fine will also be fined for you.
Yuhong said, wait and see.
Cuzzling said, OK! I'll wait.
Camel has some solutions. You don’t ask me to sleep with you, so you don’t want to do business. During the day, the hunchman moved the recliner to the door and said to the person who came to get a haircut, "Don't do it anymore!" Business is closed today.
Director Xu from the town came, and he said that too.
Director Xu said, "Camel!" Get out of here.
The camel remains motionless.
Director Xu said, a good dog will not block the way! I've never seen anyone dare to block my way.
Cuzuma said, "Where am I blocking your way?" Do you think I'm sitting on the street?
Director Xu was choked by his words and said, "Camel, you have great ability."
Chuzi said, "Where do I get my skills if I am a hunch."
Director Xu said, camel! Be honest with me, if you don’t know anything, I will lock you up.
Cuzuma said, Director Xu! I didn't break the law, why do you keep me?
Seeing that more people were watching, Director Xu said, you hunchback! You can wait, you will feel better.
After Director Xu left, Tuozi returned to the store and said to Yuhong, "You see it." If I don’t tell anyone who enters this door, no one can enter, nor can his director.
Yuhong said, Turtle, do you want to force me to death?
Cuzuma said, I don’t want to. If you die, who will pay back the money?
Two days later, one night, the hunchback was asleep and dragged to the street by two masked people. The hunchback was sleeping in a daze, thinking he was dreaming. After he was slapped, he realized that he was not dreaming. Then the hunch was kicked again, and the kick was kicking his calves, and he felt like his leg was kicked off. The hunchback howled, and his name was Yuhong, saying that he would call her to call the police. After two masked men hit the hunch, they disappeared into the night. The hunch was lying on the ground, curled up, hugged his leg with both hands, and shouted, "My leg was broken!" I have broken my leg!
Yuhong called the police when she heard the hunchback scream. The person who came to
was Director Xu of the town police station.
The huncher spit out a mouthful of blood foam and said, "Director Xu, you ordered someone to beat me."
Director Xu said, "Camel, you are innocent and falsely accusing a good person. I will have to keep you for two days with this."
Cuzuma said, if it wasn't for you, then you'd arrest the person who hit me.
Director Xu said, of course I will catch the person who beat you.
Cuzuma said, that's good! I'll wait.
Chuzi was sent to the hospital, and Yuhong was serving him. The camel's legs were really broken. He lay on the hospital bed, grinning and screaming in pain. Yuhong served him to eat, drink, defecate, and a clinical woman said that the hunchback had a virtuous wife. Turtle said, "It's not my wife, she is not."
That woman said, "It's not your wife, then who is she you?"
Enemies! After saying this, Turtle closed his eyes and wanted to hit the two men. Sometimes, he would say, Yuhong, did you instruct someone to hit me? Yuhong said, hunchback, don’t swear at others. Turtle said, who could it be? Is it Director Xu or Song Dawei? I had only offended them in town. Yuhong said, Hump, don’t think about it.
Cumber is not used to Yuhong serving him, especially when Yuhong is serving him to urinate and defecate, he will close his eyes and blush his face. Turtle asked Yuhong why she was so nice to her. Yuhong said, who has been nice to you? If I don’t serve you, who will serve you? When Turtle heard her say that, he felt very happy. That's all for couples. Turtle said, Yuhong, I'm alive until today, and it's worth it to be served by you. You said that I was a hunched by thousands of people. It was worth it to be able to serve such a beautiful woman like you, even if I asked me to die twice or three times.
Cuzui stayed in the hospital for a month. On the day he was discharged, Yuhong bought him a crutch and asked him to support it. Back at the barber shop, Hump no longer sat on the recliner. The doctor told him to move more, and the hunchbacked and walked around in front of the barber shop with a cane. When Director Xu of the police station came, he would say, did he catch the person who beat me?
Director Xu said, he is arresting.
Cuzuma said, you fool me.
Camel, why am I fooling you? Director Xu said as he walked into the store.
Later, Director Xu came back, so Turtle was too lazy to ask. He knew in his heart who was the one who beat him, but after he ran away, he had no evidence, so it was useless to say it.
Two months later, Turtle threw away the crutch in his hand and said to Yuhong, "Come on, I have something to say to you." Yuhong asked him what was wrong. The hunch lit a cigarette, took out the note from his pocket, and said Yuhong, do you hate me, right? Yuhong said, "Cuzuma, if you have something to do, you should say it quickly, I'm busy." The hunch slowly tore the note in half, and then tore it back until he tore the note into pieces. Turtle said, we will clear up, from today on, I will not pester you anymore.
Yuhong said, pay back the money due to owed debts, hunchback! What are you doing?
What else have you paid it back? Turtle smiled and said that my father asked your family for 60,000 yuan to get my wife. Now I don’t want to marry a wife anymore, and that money is useless to me.
Camel brother. That was Yu Hongtou once called Brother Tuozi. Tuozi didn't believe his ears and said, "What did you call me just now?" Yuhong said, Brother Turtle, you are a hunchle, but you are also a man. After hearing what Yuhong said, Huozi's face suddenly became hot and then turned red. The hunchbacked for a long time and said that if there was a next life, I would definitely marry you as my wife. God told me to live for thirty years less, I would also like to...
At night, Yuhong made four dishes and also opened a bottle of wine. The Turtle sat opposite Yuhong. This was the first time he looked at Yuhong so closely. He felt his face suddenly getting hot. At home, sometimes I met Yuhong on the street, and Turtle just glanced at her and didn't dare to look closely. He knew that Yuhong was beautiful, and her beauty was well-known in the village. The person who went to Yuhong's house to propose marriage flattened the threshold of her family. If it weren't for paying back the money, Yuhong would definitely marry a good family, so she wouldn't have left her hometown to open a barber shop. Yuhong poured wine and said, "Brother Camel, drink." The hunch was a little panicked, and the wine spilled out as he shook his hand holding the cup. After drinking a glass, Turtle became a little bolder and said, Yuhong, can I see you?
Hearing him say that, Yuhong smiled and said, "You look at me every day, haven't you seen enough yet?"
Turtle said, "I don't dare to look at it."You know, I am a hunchback and don’t see much of it when I treat me as a human being. Even my parents dislike me.
Yuhong said, Brother Turtle, don’t say that, drink.
Camel drinks another glass. When I go to see Yuhong again, he is more courageous than before. He looked at Yuhong's eyes, then at Yuhong's nose, saying that Yuhong is really beautiful. In the past, he said that you were beautiful, but he did not look at it carefully today. After a closer look, Yuhong is really beautiful. The more you look, the more beautiful it becomes.
Yuhong gave the camel a full of wine again.
Cuzuma said, I am a hunch, and I live like a human being, ghosts, and ghosts. Being able to be served by Yuhong’s sister for a month is also a blessing I have cultivated in my previous life.
Yuhong said, Brother Turtle, you are a good person.
The hunchback laughed after hearing this, and drank too much. The hunchback was drunk and suddenly fell on the table and started crying. Yuhong helped the camel to the bed and asked the camel to sleep. Turtle was drunk and confused. Seeing Yuhong take off her clothes one by one, she asked her what she was going to do.
Yuhong said, Brother Turtle, I will sleep here tonight.
博 heard her say that, and she woke up halfway and said that you would still sleep with you.
Yuhong said, Brother Turtle thinks I'm dirty?
Cuzuma shook his head and said it wasn't me who disliked you, and if you don't dislike me, I would be so happy.
Yuhong said, then I will sleep here.
Cuzu still disagreed and said no. Yuhong, you have been here to this day and I have harmed you.
Yuhong said, Brother Turtle, it’s not you, it’s my brother.
Cuzuma said, Yuhong, you go to sleep.
Yuhong has taken off herself completely. The hunch only saw a ball of white light and floated towards him. The hunchman suddenly screamed, and the sound was very loud, and Yuhong was stunned. The hunch closed his eyes and made a snoring sound on his mouth. Yuhong called out Brother Turtle again, but when he saw that Turtle didn't respond, he said, "Brother Turtle, I'll be your wife for a while tonight... Turtle said to go back to the house to sleep, I've drunk too much."
Yuhong returned to her room. When Yuhong walked out of the door, Turtle opened his eyes and sighed.
The next day, before dawn, the hunchback left Yuhong barber shop. When he left, Yuhong was still sleeping. Although the hunch's leg was healed, it left behind sequelae and was a little lame when walking. The hunchman walked out of the alley and heard someone calling him, so he turned around and looked. The person who called him was Lao Wang, who was fried dough sticks. Lao Wang said, "Camel, why are you going to get up so early?"
Cuzuma said, "I'm going home."
Lao Wang said, will you come back?
Cuzuma said, I won’t come back.
Lao Wang said, what about Yuhong?
Cuzuma said that she will go home in the future.
Lao Wang said, don’t worry Yuhong?
Chuzi said, "It's in broad daylight, what's wrong with me?"
Lao Wang laughed when he heard him say that. The hunchback asked him what he was laughing at? Old Wang said don’t want to eat swan meat. The hunchman glared at him and said nothing more.
Cuzzling continued to walk and walked to Xu Kaichun's mahjong hall. He stopped and looked at it. In that mahjong hall, he lost more than 3,000 yuan, and that money was all the hard-earned money that Yuhong earned. Let’s go again and the town police station. Turtle knew that it was Director Xu who instructed someone to break his legs. Now his legs are connected. Although he is a little lame when walking, his legs are still his own. After leaving the town, it was already dawn. Turtle knew that Yuhong was still sleeping at this time, and usually he cooked the meal before knocking on Yuhong's door and asking her to get up.
The weather was very good this day, the sky was blue, and the trees on the roadside were green. The sun shone on his face, warm, and the camel stopped by the side of the road. He had to wait for the car to go to the county town, then reverse the car, and then bumped for four hours before returning home. Turtle looked back at Baishui Town behind him, and then got into the car. Turtle came to Baishui Town three years ago. When he came, he and Yuhong were together. Yuhong's family owed him money from Tuozi, and Yuhong said that Tuozi would come with her, saying that the money she earned would be given to Tuozi as much as possible.
The hunch got into the car and looked back. He saw a woman, but that woman was not Yuhong. At this time, Yuhong was still sleeping. If Turtle didn't call her, she would sleep until noon.
was written on 2010-4-18
In the afternoon, Xu Kaichun came to Yuhong Barber Shop swaying. When he went, Turtle was sitting on the lounge chair at the door of the store basking in the sun. Seeing Xu Kaichun coming, the hunchback owed her body and said she was cutting her hair.
Xu Kaichun said, if I don’t get a haircut when I come to a barber shop, then what am I doing?
Turtle smiled and said that today, Director Xu, your family, was getting a haircut.
Xu Kaichun stopped and said oh, saying that Director Xu asked you to stand guard.
Cuzuma said, come tonight.
Xu Kaichun had no intention of leaving. He squatted down beside the hunchback and took out a cigarette for the hunchback to smoke. The hunchback was not polite, so he lit the cigarette handed over by Xu Kaichun and glanced at the door of the barber shop. Xu Kaichun said, Director Xu has just arrived?
Turtle said, it’s time to come, and it’s time to finish it.
Xu Kaichun said, your Yuhong looks so beautiful, it’s a pity to do that.
Cuzuma said, there is nothing to do. It’s hard to make money when you go out.
Xu Kaichun said that the camel is so lucky and found a beautiful wife like Yuhong.
Cuzuma said, she is not my wife. I would have such a wife. Then I would burn incense every day to offer her nothing.
The two were talking, and Director Xu walked out of the door. Xu Kaichun called out to Director Xu and hurriedly went to get the cigarette. Director Xu waved his hand, stepped onto the motorcycle parked beside a neem tree, and ran away. Xu Kaichun withdrew his gaze and spoke to the hunchback. As the two were talking, they heard Yuhong in the store say, “What should I eat tonight?
Cuzuma said, what do you want to eat?
Yuhong said, I'll go out to eat tonight.
Xu Kaichun glanced at the door, but he didn't see Yuhong. I remember when Yuhong and Turtle first arrived, Xu Kaichun passed by their barber shop. Yuhong happened to walk out of the door with a basin of water and threw it on the ground without even looking at it. Xu Kaichun jumped back and said he didn't see a living person? At that time, Yuhong seemed to have just woken up, with her hair loose and a pair of pink slippers on her feet. Xu Kaichun's eyes lit up and said, "Where did you come from?" Why did I have never seen you before?" Yuhong didn't say anything and turned around and entered the store.
Xu Kaichun said, you are not brothers and sisters, and Yuhong is not your wife, so what is your relationship?
Camel said, enemy.
Xu Kaichun laughed after hearing this and said, "Cuzuma, Yuhong wasn't you kidnapped it."
Cuzuma said, I'm going to tell the truth today.
That day, Huozi said. He and Yuhong's brother beat Turtle's father, and he beat him very hard. The two of them had no reason at that time, just had a little quarrel. Tuozi's family wanted to call the police, so Yuhong's father asked the village chief to come and said he had settled his money privately. He admitted how much he paid. At the beginning, Tuozi's family proposed to pay 100,000 yuan. The village chief said that 100,000 yuan is a bit too much, even if Yuhong's family sells it, they can't pay that much. The village chief mediated from it and said that I think it would be better to pay 60,000 yuan, which will take two years. Not to mention 60,000, even 10,000, Yuhong's family can't take it out. Later, Tuozi's family said that it would be fine if they didn't lose money. As long as Yuhong married Tuozi, their family not only did not pay money, but also had to pay a bride gift. However, Yuhong disagreed and said that she would not marry a Tuozi if she died.
Chuzi said that killing people to pay their lives and owing debts to pay them back. This is a natural thing, it’s not my hunchback to force her. My father was broken by her brother, and he is still limping and becomes a disabled person. My dad is still waiting for her family to pay back the money to treat his legs.
was talking, Yuhong walked out of the door and said, "Cuzuma, don't say it anymore, I will pay back the money sooner or later."
Chuzi said, sooner or later? It's been almost two years. I think you won't be able to pay it back even if my dad dies.
Yuhong said, I'm making money every day, do you think I'm idle?
The hunchman stretched his neck, swallowed and spitted, saying that I didn't say you were idle. If you want to be idle, then I will eat and drink whatever I eat.
Yuhong said, you dead hunchback!
Turtle glanced at Yuhong's back and said to Xu Kaichun, "Look at her waist, who wouldn't you be jealous of me?"
Camel, you are trying to hold your eyes to death and starve to death. After Xu Kaichun said that, he laughed.
Chuzi also laughed, and tears came out of his eyes.
Yuhong never asks Turtle to touch her, even if Turtle says to give her money, Yuhong disagrees.Once, Turtle even said that as long as you are willing to sleep with me, the money will be settled, but Yuhong still disagreed. Turtle couldn't understand. In order to make money, Yuhong let other men sleep with her, so why didn't she want him to sleep with Turtle?
After Yuhong left, Turtle said to Xu Kaichun, "I know I am not good-looking, I am a Turtle." But I'll give her money. You said she's all broken, no one can do it. But she just didn't ask me to do it. Even the one who collected rags on the street asked him to do it, but she just didn't ask me to do it. She has now given up and has no shame to return to the village.
The hunchman took out a note from his pocket and asked Xu Kaichun to look at it, saying, "Look, the words are white and black, and there is a seal stamped by our village chief on it."
I have to sleep with her sooner or later. The hunchback said, chuckling.
At night, the hunchman went to pester Yuhong. He knocked on the door first, but when he saw that Yuhong was not open, he screamed. Yuhong was annoyed by him and said, "Cumshot, don't force me. If you continue like this, I will kill you sooner or later."
Cuzuma said, if you kill me, you have to pay my life.
Yuhong said that if you pay for your life, you will get your life.
Cuzuma said, I can’t marry you when I’m alive, and I will be a kinship with you even if I die.
has no way! Yuhong said, go to dream, you dead hunchback!
How could the hunchback fall asleep if he can't sleep? There is a beautiful woman lying next door. This is something that makes people unable to sleep just by thinking about it. Turtle is a man, and he also misses women. I couldn't help it anymore, so the hunchbacked from outside. Before going to bed with the woman he brought back, he said, Yuhong, are you asleep? Yuhong next door didn't say anything. Turtle said again, what price do you usually cost? One hundred? Well, I'll give this lady one hundred and five.
Camel is not doing things between men and women, he is tortureing the woman he brought back, making the woman cry and howl. The hunchback was just laughing. When a woman leaves, she will say, you dead hunchback! abnormal! Yuhong couldn't bear it anymore, so she threatened Turtle and said she wanted to call the police.
You are shouting to catch the thief. The tuft said, I'm not afraid. The police come to arrest me, and the fine will also be fined for you.
Yuhong said, wait and see.
Cuzzling said, OK! I'll wait.
Camel has some solutions. You don’t ask me to sleep with you, so you don’t want to do business. During the day, the hunchman moved the recliner to the door and said to the person who came to get a haircut, "Don't do it anymore!" Business is closed today.
Director Xu from the town came, and he said that too.
Director Xu said, "Camel!" Get out of here.
The camel remains motionless.
Director Xu said, a good dog will not block the way! I've never seen anyone dare to block my way.
Cuzuma said, "Where am I blocking your way?" Do you think I'm sitting on the street?
Director Xu was choked by his words and said, "Camel, you have great ability."
Chuzi said, "Where do I get my skills if I am a hunch."
Director Xu said, camel! Be honest with me, if you don’t know anything, I will lock you up.
Cuzuma said, Director Xu! I didn't break the law, why do you keep me?
Seeing that more people were watching, Director Xu said, you hunchback! You can wait, you will feel better.
After Director Xu left, Tuozi returned to the store and said to Yuhong, "You see it." If I don’t tell anyone who enters this door, no one can enter, nor can his director.
Yuhong said, Turtle, do you want to force me to death?
Cuzuma said, I don’t want to. If you die, who will pay back the money?
Two days later, one night, the hunchback was asleep and dragged to the street by two masked people. The hunchback was sleeping in a daze, thinking he was dreaming. After he was slapped, he realized that he was not dreaming. Then the hunch was kicked again, and the kick was kicking his calves, and he felt like his leg was kicked off. The hunchback howled, and his name was Yuhong, saying that he would call her to call the police. After two masked men hit the hunch, they disappeared into the night. The hunch was lying on the ground, curled up, hugged his leg with both hands, and shouted, "My leg was broken!" I have broken my leg!
Yuhong called the police when she heard the hunchback scream. The person who came to
was Director Xu of the town police station.
The huncher spit out a mouthful of blood foam and said, "Director Xu, you ordered someone to beat me."
Director Xu said, "Camel, you are innocent and falsely accusing a good person. I will have to keep you for two days with this."
Cuzuma said, if it wasn't for you, then you'd arrest the person who hit me.
Director Xu said, of course I will catch the person who beat you.
Cuzuma said, that's good! I'll wait.
Chuzi was sent to the hospital, and Yuhong was serving him. The camel's legs were really broken. He lay on the hospital bed, grinning and screaming in pain. Yuhong served him to eat, drink, defecate, and a clinical woman said that the hunchback had a virtuous wife. Turtle said, "It's not my wife, she is not."
That woman said, "It's not your wife, then who is she you?"
Enemies! After saying this, Turtle closed his eyes and wanted to hit the two men. Sometimes, he would say, Yuhong, did you instruct someone to hit me? Yuhong said, hunchback, don’t swear at others. Turtle said, who could it be? Is it Director Xu or Song Dawei? I had only offended them in town. Yuhong said, Hump, don’t think about it.
Cumber is not used to Yuhong serving him, especially when Yuhong is serving him to urinate and defecate, he will close his eyes and blush his face. Turtle asked Yuhong why she was so nice to her. Yuhong said, who has been nice to you? If I don’t serve you, who will serve you? When Turtle heard her say that, he felt very happy. That's all for couples. Turtle said, Yuhong, I'm alive until today, and it's worth it to be served by you. You said that I was a hunched by thousands of people. It was worth it to be able to serve such a beautiful woman like you, even if I asked me to die twice or three times.
Cuzui stayed in the hospital for a month. On the day he was discharged, Yuhong bought him a crutch and asked him to support it. Back at the barber shop, Hump no longer sat on the recliner. The doctor told him to move more, and the hunchbacked and walked around in front of the barber shop with a cane. When Director Xu of the police station came, he would say, did he catch the person who beat me?
Director Xu said, he is arresting.
Cuzuma said, you fool me.
Camel, why am I fooling you? Director Xu said as he walked into the store.
Later, Director Xu came back, so Turtle was too lazy to ask. He knew in his heart who was the one who beat him, but after he ran away, he had no evidence, so it was useless to say it.
Two months later, Turtle threw away the crutch in his hand and said to Yuhong, "Come on, I have something to say to you." Yuhong asked him what was wrong. The hunch lit a cigarette, took out the note from his pocket, and said Yuhong, do you hate me, right? Yuhong said, "Cuzuma, if you have something to do, you should say it quickly, I'm busy." The hunch slowly tore the note in half, and then tore it back until he tore the note into pieces. Turtle said, we will clear up, from today on, I will not pester you anymore.
Yuhong said, pay back the money due to owed debts, hunchback! What are you doing?
What else have you paid it back? Turtle smiled and said that my father asked your family for 60,000 yuan to get my wife. Now I don’t want to marry a wife anymore, and that money is useless to me.
Camel brother. That was Yu Hongtou once called Brother Tuozi. Tuozi didn't believe his ears and said, "What did you call me just now?" Yuhong said, Brother Turtle, you are a hunchle, but you are also a man. After hearing what Yuhong said, Huozi's face suddenly became hot and then turned red. The hunchbacked for a long time and said that if there was a next life, I would definitely marry you as my wife. God told me to live for thirty years less, I would also like to...
At night, Yuhong made four dishes and also opened a bottle of wine. The Turtle sat opposite Yuhong. This was the first time he looked at Yuhong so closely. He felt his face suddenly getting hot. At home, sometimes I met Yuhong on the street, and Turtle just glanced at her and didn't dare to look closely. He knew that Yuhong was beautiful, and her beauty was well-known in the village. The person who went to Yuhong's house to propose marriage flattened the threshold of her family. If it weren't for paying back the money, Yuhong would definitely marry a good family, so she wouldn't have left her hometown to open a barber shop. Yuhong poured wine and said, "Brother Camel, drink." The hunch was a little panicked, and the wine spilled out as he shook his hand holding the cup. After drinking a glass, Turtle became a little bolder and said, Yuhong, can I see you?
Hearing him say that, Yuhong smiled and said, "You look at me every day, haven't you seen enough yet?"
Turtle said, "I don't dare to look at it."You know, I am a hunchback and don’t see much of it when I treat me as a human being. Even my parents dislike me.
Yuhong said, Brother Turtle, don’t say that, drink.
Camel drinks another glass. When I go to see Yuhong again, he is more courageous than before. He looked at Yuhong's eyes, then at Yuhong's nose, saying that Yuhong is really beautiful. In the past, he said that you were beautiful, but he did not look at it carefully today. After a closer look, Yuhong is really beautiful. The more you look, the more beautiful it becomes.
Yuhong gave the camel a full of wine again.
Cuzuma said, I am a hunch, and I live like a human being, ghosts, and ghosts. Being able to be served by Yuhong’s sister for a month is also a blessing I have cultivated in my previous life.
Yuhong said, Brother Turtle, you are a good person.
The hunchback laughed after hearing this, and drank too much. The hunchback was drunk and suddenly fell on the table and started crying. Yuhong helped the camel to the bed and asked the camel to sleep. Turtle was drunk and confused. Seeing Yuhong take off her clothes one by one, she asked her what she was going to do.
Yuhong said, Brother Turtle, I will sleep here tonight.
博 heard her say that, and she woke up halfway and said that you would still sleep with you.
Yuhong said, Brother Turtle thinks I'm dirty?
Cuzuma shook his head and said it wasn't me who disliked you, and if you don't dislike me, I would be so happy.
Yuhong said, then I will sleep here.
Cuzu still disagreed and said no. Yuhong, you have been here to this day and I have harmed you.
Yuhong said, Brother Turtle, it’s not you, it’s my brother.
Cuzuma said, Yuhong, you go to sleep.
Yuhong has taken off herself completely. The hunch only saw a ball of white light and floated towards him. The hunchman suddenly screamed, and the sound was very loud, and Yuhong was stunned. The hunch closed his eyes and made a snoring sound on his mouth. Yuhong called out Brother Turtle again, but when he saw that Turtle didn't respond, he said, "Brother Turtle, I'll be your wife for a while tonight... Turtle said to go back to the house to sleep, I've drunk too much."
Yuhong returned to her room. When Yuhong walked out of the door, Turtle opened his eyes and sighed.
The next day, before dawn, the hunchback left Yuhong barber shop. When he left, Yuhong was still sleeping. Although the hunch's leg was healed, it left behind sequelae and was a little lame when walking. The hunchman walked out of the alley and heard someone calling him, so he turned around and looked. The person who called him was Lao Wang, who was fried dough sticks. Lao Wang said, "Camel, why are you going to get up so early?"
Cuzuma said, "I'm going home."
Lao Wang said, will you come back?
Cuzuma said, I won’t come back.
Lao Wang said, what about Yuhong?
Cuzuma said that she will go home in the future.
Lao Wang said, don’t worry Yuhong?
Chuzi said, "It's in broad daylight, what's wrong with me?"
Lao Wang laughed when he heard him say that. The hunchback asked him what he was laughing at? Old Wang said don’t want to eat swan meat. The hunchman glared at him and said nothing more.
Cuzzling continued to walk and walked to Xu Kaichun's mahjong hall. He stopped and looked at it. In that mahjong hall, he lost more than 3,000 yuan, and that money was all the hard-earned money that Yuhong earned. Let’s go again and the town police station. Turtle knew that it was Director Xu who instructed someone to break his legs. Now his legs are connected. Although he is a little lame when walking, his legs are still his own. After leaving the town, it was already dawn. Turtle knew that Yuhong was still sleeping at this time, and usually he cooked the meal before knocking on Yuhong's door and asking her to get up.
The weather was very good this day, the sky was blue, and the trees on the roadside were green. The sun shone on his face, warm, and the camel stopped by the side of the road. He had to wait for the car to go to the county town, then reverse the car, and then bumped for four hours before returning home. Turtle looked back at Baishui Town behind him, and then got into the car. Turtle came to Baishui Town three years ago. When he came, he and Yuhong were together. Yuhong's family owed him money from Tuozi, and Yuhong said that Tuozi would come with her, saying that the money she earned would be given to Tuozi as much as possible.
The hunch got into the car and looked back. He saw a woman, but that woman was not Yuhong. At this time, Yuhong was still sleeping. If Turtle didn't call her, she would sleep until noon.
was written on 2010-4-18
