(Original release of Gengtian Story Club)
Xinmei's birthday On the morning of the morning, the couple got up. Lao Shang said, Xinmei, the two children can't come back from college, so we are the only ones at home. How to celebrate their birthday? Say it, I'll listen to you.
Xinmei is 50 years old. Lao Shang remembers her birthday a month ago. Xinmei has children, works hard, carries housework, takes care of Lao Shang, works diligently and works hard. Lao Shang secretly thanked that he married a good wife.
After hearing Lao Shang say this, Xinmei felt warm in her heart. She was so happy that she was so concerned about people’s husband, drinking a sip of porridge. Xinmei said that at the age of knowing destiny, we should not learn from young people's romance, don't spend money in restaurants, and don't be tidy, and we should listen to me, just make dumplings at home.
When Lao Shang heard this, his head shook like a rattle and said, "No, it doesn't work, that's not possible. On your 50th birthday, eating dumplings is too simple to listen to you." Lao Shang thought for a while and said, Xinmei, let’s do this, let’s go to eat Western food at noon; in the evening, I personally cook a few dishes for you, what do you think? Xinmei knew that Lao Shang was not a joke, so she had to nod at him. Lao Shang smiled, changed his clothes and went out to buy vegetables. After lunch, Lao Shang came back as he walked and thought: Get up in the afternoon, and get the ordered birthday cake back. I bought fish, meat, seafood in the morning, and I had wine at home. I started cooking at 7 o'clock, and I had no problem getting the meal ready for an hour and a half. "What's the point?" Lao Shang thought, and suddenly, he patted his head, smirked, and said to himself: Xinmei likes to eat "quite fragrant" spicy crab , I have to order her one.
Thinking of this, Lao Shang took out his cell phone, found the phone number from the very fragrant hotel, and dialed it. The phone was connected, and a sweet voice from a young woman came: "Hello, Mr. Shang! This is the customer service department of the delicious catering alliance. I am the customer service on duty. Do you have any need to serve you?"
"How do you know my surname is Shang?" Lao Shang was shocked.
"Oh, Mr. Shang, that's right. The online system shows that your name is Shangtian and your wife is Hao Xinmei. Today is your wife's birthday. Are you going to celebrate your wife's birthday in our fairy-scented room?"
"I, I'm not sure about the room. Why do you know the name and birthday of my wife?" Lao Shang was confused.
"Mr. Shang, I am not a child anymore. The questions you asked are not problems in the era of big data, but are available on online systems."
"What do you have?" Lao Shang asked worriedly, curiously and expectantly.
"Your home address, ID card and phone number, recent itinerary, member information, consumption records, etc., are all there."
Lao Shang was frightened and sweated when he heard it. Lao Shang wiped his sweat and said, "Well, please order a spicy crab for me. It will be delivered to my house at 18 o'clock and will be paid on delivery."
"Okay Mr. Shang, would you like to be spicy, slightly spicy, medium-spicy, or authentic spicy?"
"It should be authentic and spicy."
"Mr. Shang, I suggest you want slightly spicy, or garlic."
"Why?"
"Because you and your wife are locals, you can't eat spicy food. Besides, in the past two years of physical examination, your uric acid index has exceeded 500, and your wife has mild gastric ulcer . Therefore, for the health of your husband and wife, it is recommended to eat less seafood and spicy food and maintain a light diet."
Although the customer service cares about the Lao Shang and his wife, Lao Shang doesn't feel comfortable listening. Lao Shang raised his voice and said, "You kid, you talk too much nonsense, I won't thank you anymore. So, just place an order as I just said authentic spicy.
"Okay, Mr. Shang, you are right in criticizing it. I will place an order for you now, an authentic spicy crab. But, can you pick it up in the afternoon?"
"Why?"
"Because the business is good today on Mid-Autumn Festival, the delivery guy may not be able to deliver it on time. Besides..."
"What else?"
"Besides, it is quite a delicious catering alliance, the store closest to your home is only 800 meters. You can pick it up by yourself, which is both convenient and fast."
Lao Shang thought about it and was right. He was going to reply to the customer service to get it by himself. But when he thought of the scary and annoying "online system" on the other end of the phone, Lao Shang's words turned to him: "That store is close, but it's hard to park. My newly bought BMW is 1 million, who will be counted as someone? "
customer service smiled, and when he smiled, the voice was sweeter and more pleasant. Customer service said: Mr. Shang, the online system shows that you don't have a car in your name. You usually go to and from work, meet friends, do business, and go to eat Western food at noon today.
Lao Shang feels naked. He should have been angry, but he doesn't know who to scold. Think about it, Lao Shang said to the customer service, then, let it be like this, in the afternoon, I will pick it myself.
customer service said, Mr. Shang goodbye, thank you for your choice, I wish your wife a happy birthday.
