There is a small mountain village deep in the mountain. In the small mountain village, there is a young man who is lazy. He is thirty-eight this year. His surname is Zuo. Because he is the smallest at home, people call him the youngest Zuo. The unborn child is afraid of agricultural production, so he only thinks about how to deceive the people and make some money to make ends meet. The character is there, people are not doing their jobs, and they are born in a poor country. Naturally, the daughter-in-law will not be lucky enough to patronize. A lot of age is still a bachelor.
When Zuo’s youngest was in the third year, the family had no money to satisfy his addiction to tobacco and alcohol. He moved his mind and found a , hardwood , and a normal school cafeteria ticket. , Imitating the color of the imprinted text above, privately printed thousands of catties of fake meal tickets. At that time, the school canteen’s meal tickets were printed by the school itself, and most of the canteen workers were also illiterate. They could not tell the authenticity of the meal tickets. So the youngest member left became bolder and sold the meal tickets blatantly to the students in exchange for it. Tobacco money, wine money. When the school took inventory, it was discovered that it had lost a few hundred yuan, so I started to look for the reason. As soon as the principal identified the authenticity of the meal ticket, he realized that someone had made the fake meal ticket and started the investigation. The youngest Zuo was reported by his classmates, and the school held a meeting to expel him.
After returning home, the youngest leftist did not change his mind. With many parents and children, he did not have the mind to manage him. The unfettered youngest leftist often went to the market to fool around and met some gangsters who were rushing to the market. When people don’t pay attention, they steal the packages from the honest and honest farmers, including soybeans, peppers, corn and other crops, find a remote place, change a bag, and sell it arrogantly. As long as someone asks, no matter what the price is. With the money they got, a few of them bought a pack of cigarettes and then went to the tavern to get drunk. This kind of life, the youngest Zuo, lasted for nearly two decades and never missed it.
Later, the rural market was managed by supermarkets, and security guards were hired to maintain the market order. The youngest Zuo was unable to start and gradually lost his source of livelihood. He stole the vegetables and grains planted by the farmers in the village to maintain a hungry and full life. . He set off every day at dawn, stole it back, and people were still sleeping. Although it is suspected that it was the youngest member of Zuo, but there is no evidence that people can do nothing about him.
At this time there are fewer people feeding cats in the village,There are more snake catchers, and owl is gone. Rats have no natural enemies and become more and more rampant. Destructive behaviors such as gnawing corn, severing rice roots, drilling a closet, entering the granary, pinching pants and footwear, make the villagers gritted their teeth with hatred, and they always want to kill them quickly. Someone went into the village, carrying a basket, and shouting: "Buy rat medicine, pack it in (poison)!" The peasant bee pupa up, you buy ten packs, I buy 20 packs, and a blue mouse later. The medicine was bought out. With such a good business, the youngest Zuo saw it in his eyes and liked it in his heart, and a survival strategy was born in his brain.
The youngest Zuo thinks, rat medicine is poison, and the person who bought it dare not fulfill it on the spot. If you make some fakes, you will also go to the village to go to the village. It is not a problem to sell more than a hundred bags a day. One yuan per bag, earning a hundred yuan, why worry about not having a good life? To decide, the youngest Zuo began to make fake rat medicine.
The youngest Zuo found that the rat medicine is powder, and it is black, which is simple and easy to make. He burned a lot of ashes, pulverized the corn, mixed the two, and wrapped them in paper. At first glance, it was really messy. The youngest Zuo was busy all night, making more than two hundred packs. The next day, after drinking a bowl of polenta, he started his own rat medicine business. He didn't dare to show off in the village for fear of being exposed, so his first stop was to rush to the cottage more than 20 miles away from the village to sell it.
When they arrived at the destination, the youngest Zuo raised his throat, learning from others, and shouting loudly: "Mouse medicine, come and eat as soon as you smell it, and eat it. Pack it!" The villagers heard it and grabbed it. In just half a day, more than two hundred packets of "medicine" were sold.
There are more than two hundred yuan in his pocket. The youngest Zuo is full of ambition, and he has a small tune. He went to the restaurant to eat and drink, shouted a motorcycle, and sent himself home, lying on a broken bed, shouting loudly. sleep.
This youngest Zuo is not an ordinary person. He has a lot of ghosts and thoughts. It is difficult to distinguish the true and false of the meal ticket when he is studying, let alone fake rat medicine. After he woke up, he followed suit and made more than three hundred bags.
The next day, the youngest Zuo changed the location. He didn’t dare to go to the village that he went to yesterday. Once it was revealed, the fight would be at least half-dead. Therefore, he went to the East yesterday, and changed it to The west. After entering a large village, he still yelled and shouted. Today’s business is not as prosperous as yesterday. An old woman said that the day before yesterday also came to sell rat medicine, and she bought ten packs.Sprinkle it on, but there is no effect! The youngest Zuo said in a serious manner: "My medicine is three steps. As long as the mouse's mouth is stained, the blood will seal the throat, and it must be dead." The old woman hesitated after hearing this. . The youngest Zuo said again: "How can you know the magic of the medicine without trying it?" The old woman thought for a while, found out ten yuan, and bought ten packs of her suspicion. When leaving, he complained: "I'm holding you for something harmful!"
The youngest Zuo left two more villages, lifted the cover to see only half, and stopped screaming. He was a person who could not eat hard. He walked through the streets and alleys, his feet were numb, so he shouted a motorcycle at the edge of the village, took him to a tavern in the town, ordered a few dishes, a catty of shochu, and ate a lot. Chew it up. At this time, the tavern water tank had dark corners, and a tree's tail was wagging. The youngest Zuo saw it and had a whim. After drinking, he went on to sell "business" in the village.
The difference is that the youngest Zuo didn't charge any money this time. He told the farmers that if a rat tail is replaced by a packet of rat medicine, how much can be exchanged. Yesterday, a farmer bought another businessman’s medicine and poisoned more than a dozen mice. I heard that there was such a good thing. He went to the trash can to find the dead mice, cut them down with a kitchen knife, and wrapped more than a dozen mice in paper. Tail, handed it to the youngest Zuo, changed a dozen packets of rat medicine, and went back happily. Others also used rat tails, and the picture of the youngest left was correct. Soon, more than 60 rat tails were installed in the basket.
Seeing that the number was enough, the youngest Zuo returned to a market ahead of time, called two younger brothers who had changed packages together, entered a restaurant, and had a happy meal. In the evening, the two younger brothers followed the youngest Zuo home. They will help the youngest Zuo "make" rat medicine tonight.
The youngest Zuo raised a fire, roasted the tail of the mouse, and put it neatly on the half of the basket. Half of the half contained more than 500 packets of medicine made by the younger brother. They said goodbye to each other at dawn, rented a motorcycle, and headed south. The village drove away.
The rural people saw so many rat tails, and they were convinced of Zuo’s youngest medicine. You pass me, I pass him. Soon, Zuo’s youngest medicine was sold out, and many people came to ask. .
In this way, the youngest Zuo has accumulated more than 100,000 yuan by selling fake rat medicines in just a few years. He was going to wash his hands in the golden basin and find a widow,Live the next life quietly.
But thinking that the money was too easy to come by, I was unwilling to leave it all at once, so I just sold it for another month, which would be better. Thinking about this, he fried three good dishes, brought out the wine, and drank it alone. Before he knew it, the youngest Zuo had already had two catties of wine. If in the past, he would sleep a lot, but today, he has to take advantage of the wine to sell out four hundred packs of "medicine". .
This time, he went to the countryside to the north. The one who had just gotten into the Moroccan, his brain kept beating, thinking something in his heart, his mouth kept talking, and he was approaching the village. The master of Moroccan took a handful of money handed over by the youngest Zuo and counted it. Count, there are more than one hundred. Knowing that the youngest Zuo was drunk, he only said thank you, and ran away.
The youngest Zuo stumbled away, unable to grasp the direction with his mouth long ago, shouting: "Consumption, consumption, rat medicine, live trouble, trouble, no trouble, dead bag, bag, bag trouble live." Seeing this man walking crookedly and stammering, he knew he was a drunken maniac, and no one came forward to ask.
It just so happened that there was a second-rate child in this village (who had been converted). When he saw an old acquaintance become so drunk, he pulled him into the house to rest, poured some sour vinegar and gave the youngest Zuo to drink up, and then helped him to bed. In the afternoon, the youngest Zuo woke up. Seeing that it was an old acquaintance, I felt relieved. The old acquaintance heard that the youngest Zuo was going to sell rat medicine. He thought that he had already started a serious business and introduced him to a buyer.
It turned out that an old acquaintance planted dozens of acres of potato. This year, the rodent infestation is rampant. He digs holes and eats the potato. The damage is very serious. It is necessary to buy some mouse medicine to kill the mice, but there is no sales of mouse medicine in the past few days. Village, so very anxious. When the youngest Zuo heard this, he quickly boasted about how his medicine worked, so he asked the old acquaintance to call that person. The man didn't know the true or false, so he bought all four hundred packs of rat medicine, and put one pack in a hole, and he took a long breath after putting it out.
But after three days, not only did the poisoned mice disappear, but the mouse holes increased. The heart of planting potatoes was deceived, and I couldn’t help being furious. He called out some of his brothers to find out the path of the youngest Zuo’s. In a deserted place, stop the youngest Zuo. You punch, I kick, just hit The youngest left’s nose was broken,Ribs cocked, bleeding from the nose and dying. The potato planters were afraid of their lives, so they called 110 to report the crime, saying that they saw a dying person somewhere and asked to be dealt with. The police station personnel arrived and called the hospital. The youngest Zuo was in pain this time. After staying in the hospital for half a year, he barely made his way. He can't sell fake rat medicine anymore.
This is called: you are doing it, the sky is watching; it's not that you don't report, the time has not come, and when the time comes, you will be reimbursed. For those who do evil, if you don't believe it, look up, who has the sky forgotten?
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