This story is a skit adapted from NBA News, just to make everyone laugh, don’t criticize if you don’t like it! James: Lao Pei, a few days have passed. How is the deal going? Pelinka: So what? It’s been stranded long ago! James: What?

This story is a sketch adapted from NBA news. It is just to make everyone laugh. If you don’t like it, don’t criticize it!

James : Lao Pei, a few days have passed, how is the transaction going?

Pelinka: So what? It’s been stranded long ago!

James: what? Judging from Irving , Amei and I have already done the recruiting work, and the Lakers won’t come; judging from the Nets, it seems that next year Irving will be gone and he will have to sell; from our point of view, the turtle will be sold. Swap for Irving, get rid of the junk contract, and directly enter the championship echelon! How could it be possible to kill three birds with one stone? It’s really unbelievable...

Pelinka: Sister Jenny and I understand this - first, since you and Ah Mei have done a good job of recruiting, referring to Ah Mei’s transaction back then, we have the initiative, don’t we? Since he won't come unless he is a Laker, let's support him for one year. Wouldn't it be safe to sign him naked next year? Second, Boss Cai probably drank too much. He actually wanted two first-rounders and wanted to dump Qiao Ha to us. How much more would it cost? Is the boss a philanthropist? Third, although we can enter the championship echelon by signing Irving, that is only theoretical. If he comes and doesn't play hard, who is seeking immortality and seeking enlightenment, who can bear it? As for Turtle, that's the person Aunt Jenny likes. Ham has promised that he will explode. The old man is smiling in heaven. How can it be worse?

James: Damn it! Lao Pei, didn’t Irving come to the Lakers just for the maximum salary and Nike contract? It's up to my aunt whether to give him the maximum salary or not. He also has to give me good words for the Nike contract. How could he be a monster this year? Besides, that's Irving, the man who reached 40+ in the Finals at the same time as me! Is it possible that just for the sake of a first-rounder, a Johar, and to pay less luxury tax, they don’t even dare to bet on the championship?

Pelinka: We already have a champion. Now you take your 411, I will be responsible for selling some tickets, and everyone can make some money together. Isn’t it delicious? Anyway, my aunt said, if Irving can be replaced, just do it, if not, forget it, but there are only two principles - spend less and don't overdraw the future! Besides, the league beats the drum every year and the Thunder, , Rockets, and Wizards all make a lot of money. Why am I the only one who suffers?

James: Alas! Brother, the turtle now is no longer the turtle before!

Westbrook : No, no, no, Lao Zhan, believe me, I am still the same turtle! Nothing has changed!

Pelinka: Did you see that? In fact, if the Nets don’t let go, we’ll just keep the turtles!

Hamm: Yes, I have had a good interaction with Westbrook. We have dinner together, make phone calls, and send text messages to communicate, and he can still do it! I love Westbrook! I have a carefully crafted plan on how to use Westbrook. I showed it to Westbrook, we sat down and I showed him something. I think he's going to explode!

Westbrook: I promise like Comrade Bass - I will explode!

Vogel: Actually...I said the same thing last year!

Davis : Yes, last year, Turtle also promised the same thing!