The concubines in the harem no longer fight or serve in bed.
If you want to be favored, want to be ranked, want to be pleaded with, want to expand your clan power,
only needs to do one thing -
exam. The higher the exam, the higher the score, the more benefits you get.
A vigorous learning movement swept across the harem.
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I am the noble concubine who was just thrown into the cold palace.
Because I got one in this full harem midterm exam.
When the pilgrimage was supervising me to make mistakes in the cold palace.
While checking my test paper, he said, "This Jade Seal force analysis diagram, copy it to me ten more times."
My hand holding the brush shook, and two lines of clear tears fell down.
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The late Supreme Emperor is an amazing emperor.
Three years ago he fell into a coma. When he woke up,
said a mysterious spell to his personal palace servant:
"Damn it! That's it! You're not teasing me!" After
's temperament changed drastically and he drasticly reformed the harem system.
is said to be a talent selection system that is different from the imperial examination system.
students of the country of school age, both men and women, can participate.
In order to dispel the conservative court officials' objections that "women are not as good as men",
The Supreme Emperor set an example and transformed his harem into a policy pilot.
So the concubines in the harem stopped fighting or serving in bed.
If you want to be favored, want to be ranked, want to be pleaded with, want to expand your clan power,
only needs to do one thing -
exam. The higher the exam, the higher the score, the more benefits you get.
A vigorous learning movement swept across the harem.
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0 The Supreme Emperor let go, and the emperor of the dynasty came to take over his team.
This generation of concubines in the harem are even more successful in their studies,
except me.
My hobby is not about studying, but about wearing beautiful skirts.
My palace maid Liu'er often sighs while combing my hair.
She said, "Empress, your beautiful face may be replaced by your brain."
I said, "Thank you, although I feel that you are cursing."
I have poor academic studies, but I am the imperial concubine.
Because of the basic test of the positioning score on the day of entering the palace,
me,
performed extremely well.
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Today is the day when the harem's first monthly exam was released.
is the romantic season for summer flowers,
is very bright,
My grades are very bad.
The newly cut smoke purple tulle palace outfit is my new favorite recently, and the pearls inserted on the head of
step shaking is also my favorite.
Although I dressed up very lightly,
, I was in a heavy mood.
At this moment, I was walking slowly back to the palace with my transcript.
was thinking about how to explain the achievements of my great palace maid Liu'er.
was suddenly stopped by a cold male voice.
Today's emperor wore a snow-colored robe,
made him look like a jade-like face, and his beautiful face was delicious.
means that people look too cold.
He said, "Have the results come out?"
I nodded.
He said, "How."
I said, "I am a dark horse."
He said, "Oh?"
I said, "I actually got the first place in the exam."
He said, "Good."
I said, "The last one."
He said, "I'm the last one."
He said,...
He was silent,
looked me up and down several times.
's eyes were hot and thoughtful.
I feel a little embarrassed and thought to myself that I won’t attract the emperor’s attention.
Then he heard the emperor say slowly, "Come here, send her into the cold palace for me."
He said again, "If you don't pass the exam, don't go out."
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in the cold palace, there are many bad things.
I am in a bad mood and I am finding faults everywhere.
I complained, "The beam of the cold palace is too low."
Liu'er said, "It is convenient for the empress to hang its head on the beam and its cone to pierce its thighs."
I said, "The bed board is hard!"
Liu'er said, "It is good for the empress, the back, the empress can combine the waist and horse, and recite it in a squat and horse stance."
I said, "Then there are still palace people raising chickens in the cold palace yard!"
Liu'er said, "That was raised by the emperor, in order to urge the empress to start reading when she smelled the chicken."
I beat my chest and stamped my feet, "Speechless!"
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The emperor came to visit me every now and then,
today bring a book "Three Years of Palace Examination, Five Years of Simulation"
Tomorrow I brought a book "The Study of Wang Qianxiong"
The emperor gave the memorial to the court,
politely slimly and slimly robe,
sat at my desk with extraordinary temperament,
nodded to me silently,
means: "Do the test, I'm watching."
I bowed my head distractedly, and thought about going to Xipin's palace to play a horse hang after writing the test.
He drank three or four cups of tea, and he stopped talking a few times,
finally couldn't help but speak, "Play your inkstone again, I will lift your ashes."
I stopped picking the inkstone with embarrassment.
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When the emperor was away,
changed to Liu'er to supervise me to study.
Liu'er lowered her head to embroider,
I always like to poke her with a pen stick,
rumor, just don't read.
I said, "Liu'er, is my tender yellow skirt that looks good?"
Liu'er said, "Empress, learn quickly!"
I smashed my mouth and said, "I'm tired of seeing the materials of Shangyifang recently, and I want to find some good-looking ones."
Liu'er said, "Empress, learn quickly!"
I said, "Hey, why did the emperor give me some lessons every day? Will he have a crush on me?"
Liu'er stopped talking, just lowered his head to embroider.
I poked her gently with the pen stem and smiled, "You little girl, why don't you urge me to study?"
I happily reached behind me to get to the teapot.
I didn't catch the teapot handle, but pulled out a silky bright yellow belt.
I turned my head and saw the emperor holding his pants and looking at me with a pale face.
I scratched my head and covered up the embarrassment.
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Although he scratched his head,
, the embarrassment was not covered up, and
went to a higher level.
He said, "I have thought of a way to improve my grades."
I said, "Your Majesty, I am born stupid, and no learning method is useful."
He said, "A passing the exam, I will give you a piece of silk for tribute to the field."
I said, "Your Majesty, I have said any method..."
He said, "The materials I gave this year are of no use as ordinary silk. But when placed in the sun, the silver wire inlaid in
will shine, unlike ordinary things. It is great to use
to cut skirts."
I looked up and clenched my fists with confidence: "Your Majesty, I must study hard and improve every day! ”
The emperor was probably moved by my easy-to-study eyes. He nodded, said nothing, and walked out of the cold palace with his hands behind his back.
When I lowered my head, I found that the bright yellow belt was still holding in my hand.
Seeing that the person had gone far away,
I silently put away my belt.
I hope the emperor's trousers are tighter.
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When I recite poems, I like to pester Liu'er the most.
She made the previous sentence, and I asked the next sentence.
Maybe I stayed up late in the cold palace and endorsed . I have been memorizing it for a long time.
Recently, the weather turned colder again. I felt dizzy when I just woke up recently.
I felt dizzy when I was getting up.
I was drowsy and turned back to the bed. I slept until noon.
vaguely heard someone chanting a poem: "Sit up in a dying illness..."
I sat up from the bed reflexively and continued, "I asked where the guest came from!"
The emperor standing at my bedside stumbled on my forehead with the back of my hand,
slowly shook his head and said, "I have tried my best, I have no help."
Liu'er howled at the top of my throat: "Empress——"
Hey, and so on! I'm not dead yet!
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He had a string of broken crystals hanging around his waist today, which made me dazzled.
I held my forehead and lay down again, and said in a daze, "So it's the emperor..."
He said, "You have been in a cold weather recently. I promise you to leave the cold palace.
I will ask other concubines to borrow review notes, so you don't have to worry about putting your homework."
Liu'er said, "If the empress is unwell and sleeping soundly, it's better to count the sheep."
I waved my hand powerlessly and said in a hoarse voice, "I'm not going to count the sheep anymore..."
The emperor had a handsome face with a paralyzed face appeared on top of my head,
said expressionlessly, "What do you think of sleep in the beloved concubine?"
I murmured to myself, "Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, beryllium, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, sodium, magnesium, aluminum, silicon, phosphorus, sulfur, chlorine, argon, potassium, calcium..."
I slept very soundly.
So I didn't see it,
The emperor, who has been paralyzed for many years, raised the corners of his mouth for the first time,
smiled.
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was woken up by heat.
When I woke up, I narrowed my eyes: "It's so dazzling. What's it? Is it a golden legend?"
The emperor had a wooden face and sat upright in the center of the golden light.
The whole body exuded a kind of Buddha's brilliance.
She said, "The warm stove and brocade quilt sent by the emperor are carved from gold, and the brocade quilt is embroidered with gold wire."
I was delighted,
The emperor said, "I borrowed it from you, I will return it."
I said, "Oh, I understand."
Damn, I can't steal it and sell it for money.
The emperor is really stingy.
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Sheng Fei is good at biology.
Huafei is good at chemistry.
Wu Fei is good at physics.
The three giants of science and technology often gather in the Imperial Garden for self-study. Today, I actually have the leisure to invite me to play cards.
I said, "I am no longer Wuxia Amon, how could I do such a thing that makes people lose my ambition?"
Liu'er was moved and said, "The Empress has really become educated. I can even use idioms like Wuxia Amon."
I said, "Thank you, although I think you are cursing people."
Liu'er said, "That's the servant who went back to the palace for the Empress, so I couldn't go."
I said, "Let's go!"
Liu'er looked at me with contempt.
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The weather was sunny today. I wore a golden butterfly and a flower-pleated group skirt, walking gracefully in the imperial garden.
I said, "Sisters, it's the end of the period, why are you playing cards?"
When my words "add me one" were about to blurt out,
Only heard Hua Fei play three combination cards: "2Mg+O?."
Concubine Sheng plays two cards and says, "Two MgO."
Concubine Wu held the card and said, "I can't afford it, go."
Concubine Wu held the card and said, "I can't afford it."
Concubine Wu held the card and said, "I can't afford it."
html l0 Concubine Hua said, "CuSO4+2NaOH." Concubine Sheng said, "Cu(OH)2+Na2SO4." Concubine Hua saw me standing aside and smiled and said, "Sister, are you here to play? The comprehensive science card, and it happened to be a chemistry game."I stepped back and said, "No, sisters, just have fun."
ran away in panic.
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In the end, we still need to study hard.
is approaching the end of the period, and I am very nervous.
The final test is not good, so you need to lose points.
The emperor can come to me for a leisurely and enjoy the tea,
I write the title with a sad face.
The emperor cleared his throat and said, "I have drunk several times.
The tea is almost gone, why are there still people not writing a word?"
I wrinkled my face and pointed to the test paper bitterly and explained, "I still wrote a word."
The emperor's eyes swept along my fingertips.
The word I wrote was: "Explanation"
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The Emperor said, "I will teach you."
I said, "I will listen carefully."
The Emperor said, "Take this into this first, then this, and finally that, it will be solved."
I nodded frequently and said, "Oh, so that's it, that's it, I didn't understand at all."
The Emperor was silent for a while, He said, "This is the first time I have seen a woman like you."
I scratched my head embarrassedly: "The emperor praised me, where is it special? Let me talk to me."
The emperor said, "It's very stupid."
Me:...
The emperor said, "It's so stupid that I am very heartless."
I said, "Thank you, although I think you are cursing."
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It's the end of the period.
A magnificent banner was pulled out of the palace used as the examination room.
"Warmly celebrate the successful convening of the 27th Harem midterm exam! I wish you all the best!"
The first goal is the physics that I have the most troublesome.
"As shown in the picture, suppose that the beauty Gui pushes Concubine Fang into the imperial garden pond, and ask for the buoyancy that Concubine Fang is exposed in the water at this time."
" (Multiple choice question) It is known that the mass of Xipin is m. Passing through the front hall, main hall, and back hall, the distance from the front hall to the main hall is equal to the distance from the main hall to the back hall. Xipin from the front hall to the main hall is 2 meters per second. The following physical quantities cannot be obtained is ____"
"The number of people who failed the harem today hit a record high. The emperor was furious and threw the jade seal out. Please draw the parabola of the jade seal in the air on the answer sheet."
...
Alas.
I sighed loudly, wishing I could grab the land with my head.
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has released the results.
Points of little cock and throwing dice didn't make me perform as well as last time.
fell one last time, and this time it fell two.
felt very embarrassed.
so he fell head-on into the quilt,
planned to suffocate himself by eating the air in the quilt.
Liu'er said, "Empress, don't be sad, get up and have a meal!"
I pretended to be asleep.
Another sound of footsteps came, it was the emperor.
Liu'er said, "Your Majesty, why are you here?"
The Emperor said, "Come and send new materials. I heard that she is in a bad mood recently, so I'll visit you."
I raised my ears.
Liu'er said, "The lady must like this material when she sees it. Wow, this feel! Wow, this luster! Wow, this embroidery..."
The emperor said, "It's a pity that she didn't get up, no one accepted the gifts, I'd better go back."
I was anxious and I was anxious.
Liu'er said, "Your Majesty, I'll send you there..."
I sat up and held my forehead and said, "Oh, I'm awake, wow, I'm sleeping so well today..."
The emperor and Liu'er were standing side by side at the head of the bed, like a blocking a dense wall of people.
Two expressionless faces all looked down at me from a high point.
I saw the two people's empty hands and said embarrassedly, "What, where is the material?"
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I said, "The emperor cheats me, it's not too much for me to lose some mental damage."
The emperor said, "The king of a country is still pretending to be asleep when he comes. It's not too much to convict you of deceiving me."
I laughed dryly, "...that's okay, I'm kidding, haha."
But when I thought of him coming to see me, I was still a little moved.
I said, "Your Majesty, thank you..."
The Emperor said, "It's time to give it to me for the brocade quilt embroidered with golden silk."
I was speechless for a moment.
He said again, "What are you going to say just now?"
I said angrily, "No! Nothing!"
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Liu'er went out of the bedroom to prepare for meals,
The emperor took me out of the quilt,
I was sitting in his arms in an awkward position,
I quietly wanted to move down.
The emperor said, "What? If you continue to think about it, is it because my legs are hot and your butt, or are you sore?"
I dare not move.
The emperor took out a scroll from his sleeve and spread it out, "Do you think the style of this skirt looks good?"
My eyes shined, and my legs said, "It looks good, it's very rich, it's just a little..."
He raised his eyebrows and said, "It's a little?"
I said, "It's a little yellow, a little flashing..."
The emperor said, "I'm rewarding you, do you want it?"
I
I said, "Ah?"
The emperor said, "Don't be the imperial concubine in the exam, be my only wife."
I said, "Ah?"
He said, "Be my queen."
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Oh...
Some things are not right to figure out,
Now I think it's reasonable.
I said, "No wonder the emperor comes to urge me to study every day. It must have been that day when I fell in love with my concubine's beauty."
The emperor said, "There are no beauties in the harem? Am I that superficial?"
He said, "The court officials say that women's study exams are just a fantasy. At that time, your grades were too poor, and I gave them a chance to oppose my reforms. I was so angry that I urged you to study every day so that they could calm down."
I said, "Then why!"
He said, "Because you are so stupid that I am unique, stupid and unparalleled in the world, and the world is overshadowed by it."
I said, "Why is this again!"
He said, "Because you are so cute, I am happy to see you every day."
I am used to being shameless, and at this time I couldn't help but my cheeks flushed, so The timid stuttered, "Then, that..."
The emperor said, "I will give my phoenix robe to my beloved concubine."
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To this day,
I still remember what he said
"Don't do the imperial concubine who takes the exam, be my queen."
I didn't expect that the imperial concubine who didn't do the exam, but still had to take the exam after she became the queen.
I was so angry that I almost broke the brush in my hand.
The emperor, who looks like a man, still sat at the table and savored the tea carefully,
enjoyed watching me study.
He said slowly, "I didn't tell you that you don't need to study if you become a queen."
Ah!
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has been waiting for the empty room for more than a month, and
The emperor is very melancholy.
He came to me.
I was sitting in the bedroom with noble and coldness to do the questions.
Since I tried the questions for several months,
finally got the fourth place last month.
's enthusiasm for learning instantly increased, and
's practice speed was three times faster than before.
The emperor said, "Love concubine, I am also a man in need..."
I said, "As the mother of a country, I can't sleep or eat without taking the first place in the exam."
The emperor said, "So love will disappear, right?"
I said, "Love has not disappeared."
The emperor said, "What are you waiting for, beloved concubine, come!"
I said, "According to
I said, "What are you waiting for, beloved concubine, come!"
I said, "According to
I said, "What are you waiting for, beloved concubine, come!"
I said, "According to
I said, "What are you waiting for, beloved concubine, come!"
I said, "According to html l2 Energy Conservation Theorem, love will not disappear, but love will transfer. "
The emperor said, "Who have you fall in love with? I will kill him!"
I spit out two words with a sonorous and powerful force:
"Learn!"
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