Source: Li Boqing WeChat public account (liboqingbujia)
The course of action of all Sichuan people in the past two days
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The song that automatically played in the head of all Sichuan people in the past two days
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The Sun of Sichuan
Listen to me, thank you
Because of you
I feel so hot every day
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The sun in Sichuan:
I really advise you to stop it
Wake up where you work
is Sichuan!
is not the Flame Mountain! ! !
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@不了你狠
The sun in Sichuan,
I really want to kill you with one stroke!
I live on the top floor,
finally made up my mind to buy a bed mat,
However,
now it’s like sleeping on an electric blanket every night.
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@ Lotus bei
How hot has it been in Sichuan these two days?
Let me tell you this,
My mother took the initiative to turn on the air conditioner.
3
@Xiao Liu who doesn’t want to work today
Don’t say it anymore,
I’m really going to get angry!
As long as the sun comes out,
I take the bus to work,
There will never be a day when my clothes and pants are dry!
When I arrived at the company, I was so anxious that I wanted to go to the toilet.
was so angry that I couldn’t even put it on my shoulder.
finally put it on my shoulder and it was curled up!
At that moment,
I really have countless words to be harmonious about it!
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@阿金xiuxiuxiuhm5
The sun of Sichuan!
On behalf of all Sichuan female dolls, I want to defeat you!
The lipstick heats us up,
uses a touch of makeup that takes a long time, and it is hot within 5 minutes of going out.
The hair is also so hot that it reaches the neck line and is everywhere on the face.
You can say it yourself!
We have worked so hard to create the image of urban elites and urban beauties,
what are you going to give us as compensation!
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@You are going to eat hot pot?
Sichuan sun,
Stop it! That's it!
No matter how hot it is, it’s really rude!
I didn’t wear drag strips last night, and
stepped barefoot on the living room floor.
almost jumped because of the heat!
I’m still thinking,
My house doesn’t have floor heating...
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@钱多多
Haha,
I boiled a pot of water before going out yesterday morning,
I just turned off the fire and didn’t put water into the thermos bottle.
just thought about it at night. I came back to drink cold water.
As a result, the pot of water was still hot when I returned home at night.
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@ Tazishan Park Promising Youth
It is no exaggeration to say,
Even if you are a cold-blooded animal,
Sichuan will also make you boiling in the past few days.
Although the weather forecast showed that it was only 36 degrees,
I felt like there was really fire in the air burning me.
After walking in the sun for 10 minutes,
my pork belly will be cooked immediately.
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@No nonsense talk
can make a straight man bow to a sun umbrella,
is only the sun of Sichuan.
My family member,
is a rough guy who has been rough for decades,
took the initiative to use a sun umbrella to go to work yesterday.
asked him if he was not afraid of others laughing at his mother, and if he didn’t want to be arrogant?
He only said one thing:
Face is nothing, life is more important.
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@鱼小达人
Hey,
, don’t scold me too harshly.
The sun in Sichuan has done good things.
For example, I don’t have to turn on hot water to take a shower these days.
Because when I turn on the faucet,
the cold water pipe automatically produces warm water.
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@四川小豆
I now want to know how spring comes,
those who post "already looking forward to summer" in Moments, how
feel now.
But about the reason why Sichuan is so hot
I seem to have found it too
If you don’t believe me, open the Sichuan map and look at
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Mianyang, Deyang, Ziyang, Jianyang
brings together so much” sun "It's black enough
and
fire township, hot water village, Jehol town
is not hot enough. I need to add some to add .
Alas~
is based on this configuration in Sichuan.
Only if it is not hot, there will be ghosts.
I want to hear from you today.
What do you have to say to Sichuan Sun?
