A man is capable of bending and stretching.
This sentence was actually played out by a goose today ~
Netizen @Liu Xingxing shared that there is a goose at home. This goose was bought by the netizen’s grandpa from the poultry market for 20 yuan.
Unexpectedly, for only 20 yuan, his grandfather bought the most current-minded goose in the market.
On this day, this goose was walking leisurely in the yard.
Suddenly, he found a ferocious "evil dog" running towards him from a distance.
Damn it~ Barbie Q! I'm going to die if I don't do something!
Faced with a huge crisis, Little Goose suddenly had an idea. At this moment, perhaps the only way to gain a chance of survival is by pretending to be dead...
He said death, and Little Goose fell down instantly: As long as I am cowardly enough, this vicious dog You can't do anything to me.
This vicious dog had already rushed forward and almost tripped over the "corpse" because it failed to stop the car.
Can't move, can't move, can't move...
At this time, Xiao Goose only has this one thought.
It looks so realistic, its body is limp, its eyes are dull, and it looks like it's burping.
When the vicious dog saw it: How could the goose that was so lively just now burped in an instant?
So it stepped forward and kept sniffing, hoping to find any flaws.
The owner couldn’t stand the vicious dog torturing the poor goose like this, so he quickly called the dog’s name and urged it to leave as soon as possible.
’s barking didn’t matter, it just made the vicious dog anxious. The vicious dog barked at the goose: , are you pretending? ? ! Let labor and capital take action! ! !
You can feel the inner monologue of the little goose through the screen: ...your master is calling you, please leave quickly, don’t bully the goose too much! Mainly... the baby really couldn't hold on any longer...
After a while, the ancestor finally left.
After the disaster, Xiao Goose was confused inside. It raised its head and looked around:
It is not suitable to stay here for a long time. Run away while this dog thing is not around!
The little goose saw the opportunity and ran away quickly.
Labor and management are finally free... Oh NO! Why did it come again!
The little goose didn't even take two steps, only to see that damn vicious dog running towards it from another direction.
A good man never suffers an immediate loss. After a few years, I grew into a brave goose , and I could avenge this revenge in minutes!
When the time comes, I won’t make you run all over the street, me! At once! No! Call! Goose!
Although he has a grudge in his heart, Xiao Goose's body is still honest now.
The little goose lay down again for an instant, motionless.
Gouzi came over: is no different from before, this is too boring.
The gosling, which was as lifeless as a corpse, was completely unattractive to the dog. The dog turned around and sniffed it casually before turning around and leaving.
Xiao Goose was on the verge of collapse, but with the experience last time, Xiao Goose already had countermeasures and was no longer confused.
It shortened the time of looking around and immediately got up and ran away.
It spreads its wings, enjoys freedom, and flies towards its partner...
The joy of surviving a disaster is a rare experience for a goose...
