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went to buy fish in the morning, but unexpectedly, because of the price, he fought with the boss. In the melee, he grabbed
frozen fish vs
and I was beaten wildly. I was stunned in an instant, and I felt cold.
Ice fish were randomly photographed on the face of
....
02
In the secret room, the little swallow and
ziwei were tied with tears in their eyes.
The queen gave the order: "Madam, beat me!" Humma Rong Rong was stunned and replied shyly: "My queen is awesome"
03
An old lady fell off while walking. She bent over and couldn't pick it up, so she called Xiaoming : Can you help me Xiaoming? Xiao Ming: OK. Then Xiao Ming pressed the old lady's waist down.
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One day, he was walking in the park, holding his dog, and suddenly a killer ran out of the grass, then took the gun and shot the rich man's dog twice, and then killed the rich man's dog. Then the rich man asked the killer angrily, why did you kill my dog, and the killer sneered and said to the rich man, someone gave me 20 million and asked me to take your dog's life!
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One day, a white balloon encountered a black balloon, and as soon as they met, the white balloon hit the black balloon without saying a word. The black balloon was very angry, so it made a decision: confess the balloon!
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Final exam fill-in-the-blank questions, asked Li Qingzhao is a poet of the ___ school. I really didn't know so I wrote a Wudang school. When the paper was sent, the teacher said that there was a student’s answer that had to be asked his parents to come and see! I think I'm finished, but the parents were invited to my deskmate because his answer was "egg yolk pie."
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0 The little white rabbit met a crying hedgehog in the forest.
The white rabbit walked up and touched the hedgehog's head while comforting: "Don't cry! Don't cry!" Just after touching, the little white rabbit cried. . .
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The ugly duckling is born ugly, and no one likes him. He was bullied by other ducks
since he was a child. He left his mother helplessly and wandered alone, encountering strong winds and heavy rains hunting dog
... But the ugly duckling was not afraid. He worked hard and studied hard. In the end, people found that although he was not good-looking, he was quite delicious...
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Since ancient times, the weather was avoided by the sunny weather and no snow. Farmers think that this will bring good harvests in the coming year. There are agricultural proverbs "Three Whites in the Great Cold Determining a Benefit of Good Year", "Three Whites in the Great Cold Demand, farmers have enough food and clothing", etc.
Lao Wang took his son to see the doctor: "Doctor, my son loves to swear words, and you will numb you." After the doctor checked, he said, "The child has polio."
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In the late Eastern Han Dynasty, Cao Cao captured Jizhou , and took Yuan Shao daughter-in-law Zhen Ji and his son Cao Pi became wives. In the middle of summer, one day, Cao saw Pi lying on a straw mat to enjoy the cool air. He saw the straw mat with red head and green tail lace edges, and a pair of jade pythons in the middle grabbed the pearls. Cao loved it very much and asked who was the editor. The attendant told the editor that the editor was his daughter-in-law Zhen Ji. The fuck may make the daughter-in-law ingenious. He asked who could make up, but no one knew. When I was young, a person in the crowd replied loudly, "Dad Zhen Ji can write it"...
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