1. My name is Ai Fukuhara
Zhang Yining: My name is Zhang Yining, the arrogant Zhang.
Li Xiaoxia: My name is Li Xiaoxia, Li of Xiaoli Feidao.
Ding Ning: My name is Ding Ning, I can’t rest.
Wang Manyu: My name is Wang Manyu, the king of the Heavenly King.
Ai Fukuhara: My name is Ai Fukuhara, Love, Love, Crying Love.
2. My name is Aowu
Mom: Hello, Teacher Gao, I will take Aowen and Aochae to the kindergarten to report tomorrow. What time will we arrive?
Teacher: Hello, parents, it’s fine to arrive at 9 o’clock.
Teacher: Why not name your children Aowen and Aowu, so that your family will be both civil and military.
Mom: The child was named Aowu when he was born, but one night the child disappeared and looked for him all over the streets, and the next day he went to change his name.
3. Don’t forget to eat cephalosporin
Xiaopang: Dear, I have an appointment with a customer in the evening and I have to go to socialize. Don’t wait for me to have dinner with you and your child.
Queen: Well, okay, husband, you haven’t been home for dinner for five days. It’s not easy to work outside. Pay attention to your health and don’t get tired. We both can’t live without you. Remember to eat cephalosporin after drinking wine, don’t forget.
Xiaopang: Thank you for your understanding.
4. Beating the child to relieve his anger
Son: Mom, today I saw an article saying that parents beat and scold their children, but they cannot play an educational role.
Mom: I know, mainly to understand Qi.
5. Son, don’t forget to take out the garbage
Mom: Son, remember to put the garbage at the door in the trash bin downstairs in the morning, don’t forget it.
Son: I understand, mom.
Mom: Son, I want to throw the garbage downstairs.
Son: I understand, mom.
Mom: Son's trash.
Son: Mom, I threw it away.
6. I am your monkey grandma
Xiaopang: The photos posted in the circle of friends are not like you. You are so ugly. You are either plastic surgery or ps.
Classmate: Get out, I am your monkey grandma, I have changed 72 times.
7, Sha Boyi I love you
B: Xiao a, as long as I live for one day, I will be the man who loves you the most in the world. We must continue to love you forever.
A: You stupid Boyi, I love you too.
8. I smeared the pharmacy owner
Xiaopang: I just went to the pharmacy to buy medicine and forgot what the medicine was named. The boss said he had been selling medicine for 40 years. He said two words, and he must know what it was.
Face Brother: What did you say?
Xiaopang: Capsules. He was immediately confused.
Xiaopang: I know what I'm called, so I won't tell him. Go home and have a rest. I'll buy it later. I'll give the boss a trick. Ha ha.
9. Make a wish finally come true
Xiaopang: Wife, my brother Datao has passed away for more than a year, and I am still very sad.
Wife: Don’t be too sad, people cannot be resurrected after death.
Xiaopang: When he passed away, you were pregnant. I made a wish silently, hoping that Datao would be reincarnated into your belly. Looking at the child's appearance, I felt that my wish was about to come true.
10. I am a stammering pig
Rabbit: Bajie, it’s so hard to talk to you, why do you always stammer and not speak?
Bajie: Because, because... because I am, a stammering pig. Why do you just talk so much?
Rabbit: Because I am a spy rabbit.
11. Don’t forget to make hot water
Queen: Husband, I’m going out to make hair, and the gas stove is making hot water, don’t forget.
Xiaopang: Dear, I know.
Queen: Is the fire turned off?
Xiaopang: It’s closed, don’t worry.
Queen: Is it in the kettle?
Xiaopang: Can you finish talking at once? I made me run twice.
Queen: Isn’t it just to make hot water to make a kettle? I have to say this.
12. Adults and children are gone
Doctor: Are the family members here? Your wife is not in good condition now. There is an important choice, whether to protect the big or the small.
Family: Is this really serious? Doctor, you must protect the safety of adults.
Doctor: I was kidding you, look at it scared you.
Family: Doctor, don’t joke, I’m scared to death.
Doctor: They are all dead.
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