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Husband: My wife is missing! She went to the battle yesterday and has not come back yet...
Policeman: How tall is she?
Husband: Uh... I'm not sure, I should be in my early 160s.
Policeman: Weight?
Husband: I don’t know, I’m not fat or thin.
Police: What color of eyes?
Husband: I haven’t noticed it.
Policeman: Where is the hair color?
Husband: She changes several times a year, maybe it’s dark brown.
Policeman: What is her dress?
Husband: Maybe it’s a skirt or shorts, I don’t remember it very much.
Policeman: What car does she drive?
Husband: She opened my goods card.
Policeman: What kind of goods card?
Husband: 2015 brand new Ford F150 King Ranch 4×4, Eco-boost5.0L V8 Specific hand-row style, with a special white cargo bed cover, customized leather chair and carpet, trailer kit, including golden trailer hook, DVD satellite navigation, 21-channel speaker, 6 cup holders, 4 power holes, plus a special style aluminum ring. By the way, my wife also made a small scratch on the driving door panel... (At this point, my husband has started crying)
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Police: Don’t worry, man, we will find your goods card!
Do you understand where the jokes are? ?