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The young man threw a coin on the plane for peace
Flight 6 Cancelled all passengers stranded
On the evening of February 17, during the passengers on Xiangpeng Airlines Flight 8L9960, the support staff found two coins on the ground near the fuselage. After the radio questioning, a male passenger admitted that he thought throwing coins at the plane would ensure safety, so he threw two coins in the direction of the plane's fuselage. To avoid risks, the flight was cancelled and the man involved was also sentenced to administrative detention.
anchor Haozi:
is indeed safe because the plane did not fly at all... I thought I was just throwing money into the pool, and there was also such a behavior of praying for blessings and wishing? Not advisable.
This is very embarrassing!
A man steals a mobile phone with a high-speed rail but refuses to admit that
ringtone comes from his trouser legs
On February 14, on the G492 train, a passenger put his phone in his seat to charge. After returning from the bathroom, he found that the phone was missing. During the inspection, the flight attendant found that a man was suspicious in behavior. The man refused to admit to stealing his phone. At this moment, the ringtone of the lost phone suddenly rang, which was heard from the man's trouser legs.
anchor Haozi:
is too embarrassing, a large-scale embarrassing scene! I don't know if he was embarrassed when he said that.
can be in a state of danger in this situation and can almost become an actor.
The vehicle was burned out and burned beyond recognition
The owner calmly took a photo with
and sighed that his fate was here!
Recently, Wenzhou Ms. He was driving, and suddenly the vehicle ignited spontaneously. Ms. He persuaded the enthusiastic citizens who came to help to persuade them to leave. Finally, the firefighters rushed to the scene to put out the fire. At this time, the vehicle was burned beyond recognition. Ms. He said that "the fate has come" and asked the traffic police to help her take a photo with the vehicle.
anchor Haozi:
can finally change to a new car. The old ones don’t go to the new ones, but this can be said to be very Buddhist.
Don’t sigh, just look at the person who is from Wenzhou and you will know why, rich people...
The baby is locked inside the car
The prisoner used a clothes hanger to pry the car door in seconds to rescue
Recently, a 1-year-old baby in California, USA was accidentally locked in the car by his father. While my parents were anxious, several prisoners who were undergoing labor reform nearby rushed to help under the supervision of the police. They used their former "special skills" and worked together to pry the door open with just one metal hanger to successfully rescue the baby.
anchor Haozi:
Hey, it turns out that it is a professional match, and it turns out that there is a specialty in the profession.
But technology is good, it depends on where it is used.
Colleges and universities let 28-person dormitory
students laughed at themselves as pigs
Recently, a netizen in Ganzhou, Jiangxi revealed that Ganzhou Normal College arranged 28-person dormitory for students returning to school who were about to graduate. The students complained about the harsh accommodation environment and complained about being raised as pigs. On the 20th, the school responded that it had rectified and would expand the dormitory.
anchor Haozi:
You are wrong, there will be so many pigpens raised in one column at the same time.
WeChat responds to "new visit function added to the circle of friends"
is fake, don't panic!
Recently, it was rumored that WeChat "added a new WeChat Moments visit function to tell you that he has been here. Added a new WeChat Moments stay function to tell you how long he has been here." In response, Tencent WeChat team said on the evening of the 20th, "That picture is fake, P picture." Some netizens said that if this function really comes online, I guess many people don't dare to look at someone's Moments.
anchor Haozi:
must not be released. You have finally had a crush on your partner, and this function will probably be ruined as soon as it comes out. Don’t panic, no one will look at your circle of friends. Anyway, I won’t panic, because no one will look at my circle of friends at all.Why is it you again
!
A man drove drunk 4 times in 5 years
On February 18, Officer Hu of Hangzhou Urban Squadron stopped a light truck. The man who drove the car received an alcohol breathing test of 147mg/100ml. When he saw the driver Liu in front of him, Officer Hu exclaimed: "Why are you again!" It turned out that this was the fourth time that Officer Hu seized Liu.
anchor Haozi:
Liu: Is it surprising or not, it’s me every time.
What the traffic police want to say is: It must be a special fate. I can catch you every time you drive drunk.
A man hid the drug syringe in the soles of the shoe
I haven't washed my feet for a week and wanted to smoke the police
A man Xiao was addicted to drugs for many years. On February 18, when he was taking a train at Loudi Station , he was lucky enough to bring the drugs into the station and get on the train. So he came up with a strange way to not wash his feet for a week, thinking that such a strange odor would make the police retreat. After entering the station, the police asked him to take off his shoes to check. As soon as he took off his shoes, an unpleasant stench hit his nose. Finally, the police found drugs and syringes in Xiao's insole. At present, Xiao has been sentenced to ten days of administrative detention.
anchor Haozi:
There is no silver here, no poison in the soles of your feet. So don't take drugs, you will never know where it was stored before. It’s not easy for them to pay tribute to the police.
299 people surrendered in a concentrated manner on a day. There is not enough police stations for
Hainan police recently launched a telecommunications network fraud and issued an announcement on the 18th urging 314 suspects to surrender. By 18:00 on the 19th, 299 suspects involved in the case had been deterred by the majesty of the law and surrendered one after another. The police even posted on Weibo, "Don't squeeze! Slowly surrender." According to the police, game currency recharge fraud occurred seven or eight years ago, and now a mature black industrial chain has been formed in Dongfang City, Hainan Province. The police have cracked down on 33 gangs and solved more than 1,800 cases.
anchor Haozi:
business suddenly exploded. This is a corridor, people thought that civil servants were interviewing.
is really rolled and left!
is criticized for not doing homework
Naughty child walks around the cold mat on his back and walks around the world
On February 18, Xiao Ren, an 11-year-old boy from Huainan, Anhui Province, was unwilling to do his homework. His father was angry and took out two thousand yuan, asking him to choose to take the money to find a way out or study hard. As a result, Xiao Ren believed that he really took the money and ran away from home with the bedding. The parents called the police, and the police followed the taxi all the way. Fortunately, the driver found something was wrong and tricked him into sending him to the police station. The child has been sent home now.
anchor Haozi:
I once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword, but later I didn’t go because of too much homework. Kid, you did what I didn’t dare to do when I was a child!
Shenzhen Overseas Chinese News New Media Department
Editor: Yao Yikai
Editor: Liu Juanzhu
Producer: Pan Songyan
Source: Comprehensive Network
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I hope the editor and the big-mouthed girl will click "Good-looking "
