text丨Dang Xiaoyu
There are all kinds of people and various types of fathers in the world. Today, Wenzijun will take a look at the strange fathers in history for you.
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[Jia Chong touches the head and kills]
touches the head and kills in Japanese and Korean dramas, we are very familiar with it. The heroine stood on tiptoe and squinted her eyes. The hero stretched out her big hand like a palm-leaf fan and placed it on top of her head. So the heroine became tempted and was protected, and immediately became the male protagonist's captive .
There are really head-touching kills in history. Legend has it that the founding father of the Western Jin Dynasty, Jia Chong, was very easy to be jealous of his wife. One day, Jia Chong came home from get off work and was tired and hungry. Seeing his son's smile, he immediately eliminated his fatigue.
He couldn't help but reached out and touched his son's head . My son is still young and is held by the wet nurse. His wife saw it and thought the two were too close. She was furious and immediately killed the wet nurse. However, his son also died of missing his wet nurse. The family was immersed in grief.
Fortunately, Jia Chong had another son later, and the grief slowly dissipated. One day, Jia Chong came home from get off work. Alas, this kid is so cute too. Jia Chong approached the wet nurse again and touched it in his hand. So, the new wet nurse was killed again, and the tragedy replayed again.
Two lively and cute sons both died because Jia Chong touched his head. This is real · Touch the head and kill .
号生号生号生号 号生号生号 , sexually jealous. At first, Li Min was three years old and his wet nurse held it in the palace. When the people saw the crowd, they laughed happily and kept it over. Huai Wang saw it and said that he was a private wet nurse, so he whipped it and killed it. People are in love and die after falling ill. Later, he gave birth to a boy, which expired and was hugged by the wet nurse, and he used his hands to rub his head. Guo suspected his wet nurse and killed him again, but his son also missed him and died. Chongsui had no heir.
——" Jin Shu "
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[ Cao Pi Five-year-old learning arrow]
Cao Cao gave birth to a baby son, which was his first child. Cao Cao likes it no matter how he reads it. Maybe you will become an writer like you when you grow up. But don't be a weak scholar.
Cao Cao narrowed his eyes and looked at this clean little doll. In his heart, what appeared was Liu Bei Sun Quan like this bad . If this little doll is caught by them, what will happen?
Thinking of this, Cao Cao shivered. We must prevent problems before they happen! force value must be captured from the doll! What kind of literary talent is ? Wash it, wash it, wash it!
So Cao Pi wrote in his narration with tears in his eyes:
was five years old at the time. The emperor disturbed the four directions and taught me how to arch, and he knew how to arch at the age of six. I also taught me to ride a horse, and I knew how to ride and shoot at the age of eight.
- "Dicedule"
This child learns archery at the age of five and rides at the age of six. What he learns now is shooting and driving . What kind of course is this! Why don’t you teach your children to steal other people’s wives? No hurry, it’s still time to take this lesson again at the age of seventeen.
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[Six sons are like turtles]
Gaussie , wrote a poem praising his son: 6 men are born, like a company in the sea.
means: I have given birth to six children, like six turtles connected together! This way the translation seems to be incorrect. My six children are like a row of turtles lying on the sea! It seems that it is still not right. How to translate
to make it less like swearing, online, and waiting, it's very urgent.
According to " Chinese Character Origin Dictionary " , there is a saying that the musicians in the Tang Dynasty wore green headscarf and their physical appearance was similar to that of turtles. Since then, turtles have been swearing.
I don’t know if Gaussde’s son is willing to be described like this, I don’t think he is handsome at all.
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[Father of the Lost Finance]
Southern Dynasty Gu Chuo is very rich and has put a lot of debts out in his hometown. His father Gu Jizhi thought, this child is doing something about finance, and the risk is really great.
So, he tried to burn all the IOUs received by his son. And he said to all the fellow villagers: doesn’t have to pay back the debts that owed my third son!
Is this really good for my son? Moreover, if you do this, the villagers will think randomly: Their family actually has no need to pay back the debt, so they must have made a bigger fortune!
might cause trouble instead. Fortunately, Gu Chuo is more filial (or maybe he is really too rich). After sighing for a few days, he just let it go.
Gu Chuo of the Southern Dynasty had a lot of private wealth, and many of the gentry and common people in the village were in debt. My father conspired to set up a plan, burned the documents and said far and wide: "If you bear the three debts, you don't have to pay them back. I sighed in regret."
—" Song Book "
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[The troubles of the nobles]
Emperor Wen of Sui likes simplicity, but the prince Yang Yong likes luxury and has patterns on his armor. Emperor Wen of Sui was very unhappy when he saw it, so he educated him and finally said: gives you a portion of meat sauce and a knife, and give me some good memories of the bitterness and sweetness.
The problem is that Emperor Wen of Sui was not very poor when he was a child. His father Yang Zhong, whose surname was given to Emperor Gong of the Western Wei Dynasty, was given a surname, so the hard days he could think of were compared to ordinary people, which was the life of in a honeypot .
is like Wang Jianlin gave Wang Sicong 100 million and said: Child, this 00 million is a small target of when I had no money. You have to look at it from time to time, think about it, dad has also suffered.
The upper class is frugal, and he has used his writing to decorate Shu armor. The upper class is displeased when he sees it, so he warns him, "Since ancient times, the emperor has never had any extravagant and can live long. As a sacrificial man, you should first take frugality as the first, and then you can flatter the ancestral temple. I left one item in my past clothes, and then looked at it again to warn him. I am afraid that you will forget the past with the heart of the crown prince today, so I gave you a knife I brought with me and a sauce, which I always ate when I was a superior. Remember the past, you should know my heart."
——"Zizhi Tongjian"
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[Wang Xizhi's quilt]
Wang Xizhi When he was twelve years old, he saw his father secretly reading a small book, and after reading it, he still hid under the pillow. Wang Xizhi's eyes immediately lit up.
He secretly took it and saw it, and it turned out to be the "Three Years of College Entrance Examination and Five Years of Simulation" in the calligraphy world! Also known as "Bi Shuo" . Wang Xizhi was fascinated by the bed, and his father was here.
"How do you peek at my private book?" dad said with confidence.
"What's wrong? You buy a book and read it secretly. Are you still reasonable? Don't you know that your son is almost adult?" (Is it okay if you get married at the age of fourteen or five in ancient times?)
Dad continued to say with confidence: "This is a book that adults read by . I will wait until you become an adult to show you."
According to the analysis of educators, Wang Xizhi was in the rebellious period at this time and directly recommended a book, but he couldn't listen to it, so his father deliberately hid the book so that he would read it. Sure enough, Wang Xizhi fell into the trap. After reading this book, his skills improved greatly. The father and son have a deep routine.
Wang Xizhi of Jin, whose courtesy name was Yishao, was Kuangzi. He was good at writing at the age of seven. He saw the previous generation's "Bi Shuo" and secretly read it on his father's pillow. His father said, "Why did you come to steal my secrets?" Xizhi smiled but refused to answer. My mother said, "Do you think of the brushwork?" My father saw that he was young, and he was afraid that he could not secretly do it. He said to Xizhi, "I will give you a gift when you are ready to become a man." Xizhi asked, "Now, use it, and let it be for you to become a man, I am afraid that it will be a child's order." His father was happy and then gave it to him. If the month is not full, the book will make great progress.
——"Book Break"
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[Son is disliked]
During the Southern Dynasty, Yan Yanzhi son Yan Jun , was promoted very quickly, and he has been at the position of being under the Liu Song Xiaowu Emperor and above ten thousand people.
Yan Yanzhi was very unhappy and didn't like to interact with his son. He met his son by chance on the way, and he greeted his son like this: "I have never liked to meet someone in my life, but I am unfortunate to see you now."
really deserves to be Tao Yuanming's good friend!
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[Eight-year-old girl is good at chess]
In the Song Dynasty, a poet named Liu Zhen taught her to play chess when he saw that his daughter was smart and cute. However, if her daughter did not play well, she only knew how to attack but not defense. The father got angry and scolded She.
is different now. Anyway, everyone can't make alphado , so there is no need to compete between father and daughter.
is more wise than a man, and he is not really meant to speak in a silly manner. He is not determined to guard against the opponent, and he is intentionally annoyed the poet. When he meets the teacher and laughs when he loses the opportunity, his uncle is angry. You still know the world, and every game is new.
——Song Dynasty Liu Zhen's "Eight-year-old woman is good." Chess》
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[ Yan Liben raising children]
Li He has a poem: Please go to Lingyan Pavilion temporarily. If a scholar is a marquis? The biggest dream of being a minister is that your portrait can be hung in Lingyan Pavilion and be respected by thousands of people.
This Lingyan Pavilion All the pictures in it were painted by Yan Liben. Yan Liben, he is not an ordinary identity. His grandfather is Emperor Wu of Northern Zhou Yuwen Yong . He himself has achieved a high position as the Lord's Doctor, responsible for awarding titles to other officials.
Such a great nobleman was despised because he painted so well. The emperor waved his hand casually and said "I would like to ask Teacher Yan to take a photo for us." " So everyone had their clothes and clothes, and they were in a heart-to-heart manner, and they were calling eggplant.
Only Yan Liben was lying beside him, sweating profusely. Yan Liben felt excluded and insulted. When he got home, he cried and said to his son: "Don't be like your father, you can learn how to draw with a low hand! "
After he finished speaking, he turned into the study room, closed the door and began to think about his painting skills. Yan Liben, he really liked painting.
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——" Continuing the World "
There are so many strange dads in the world, and I should thank my dad for being the most suitable one for me~
/ Short film: My dad is a liar /
After all, the most magical and touching thing is the most amazing and touching thing!
