vibrator will bring a lot of joy to women in private spaces, but if it appears in public, it will undoubtedly make women very embarrassed. Qisuanjun found some things about the exposure of vibrators from foreign social networking websites, and take a look at them for everyone.
1. One day, I inserted a small vibrator into my back door, and then it went in completely, so I had to rush to the emergency room. A month later, my dad sent my mom and me a flute stuck in his butt. What's worse than being able to get the vibrator in your butt? It's your dad who is still joking about it.
2. I once taught first grade in a small rural school. Once in class, a little girl took out her mom's vibrator and turned it on, watching proudly as the "toy" twisted on her desk. One of the kids shouted, "Cool! Can we touch it?" I said firmly no, letting her take it away, and I asked her to wash her hands.
3. I once had a mini motorcycle that can be controlled with a remote control. One day, I wanted to try out a new way of playing, so I rode it to a cafe. Everything was fine at first, until I slid up the stairs and the motorcycle basically got stuck in my body and it took the doctor 2 hours to get it out.
4. One summer, I worked in a remote highway hotel. There I had the craziest thing, I went to a room to clean it, the room was filled with lubricant, the garbage can was filled with erotic magazines, and there were plenty of vibrators in each drawer, one of which was still vibrating.
5. Once I went to find my boyfriend and received an interview on the same day, but I was worried that I forgot my vibrator in my bag. Halfway through the interview, my bag started to buzz and the interviewer asked me what was going on. I thought my phone was ringing, so I wanted to take it out, but what I took out was a vibrator. In the end, I didn't get that job.
6. I once used an electric toothbrush to masturbate. One day, I saw my sister brushing her teeth with it.
7. My grandma just passed away. My sister and I were looking for souvenirs in her closet to save. Finally I walked out of the closet, holding a white vibrator in my hand.
8. One day, my roommate and I put a huge blue vibrator on my prosthetic arm and hung it in the arm strap in my closet. When I was not in the house, my dad came over and asked my roommate if he could change the light bulb in my closet. My roommate quickly took off his arm strap, but didn't know how to open my arm. My dad took it out and opened it and saw that the battery fell to his feet.
9. When I was in college, I took a plane home and was trapped on the apron when the plane was about to take off. Two people boarded the plane and talked to the pilot for a long time. The pilot then walked down the aisle to my seat and told me loudly that something was buzzing in my suitcase. I had to tell him that this is my vibrator. Finally my luggage was processed, and they opened my suitcase and turned off the vibrator before the plane took off normally. This is the longest time in my life.
10. One day I masturbated in my room because I thought no one was at home. But soon I heard my dad shouting, "Hell, what's going on?" I quickly shut it off.
11. My boyfriend bought me a vibrator. It was a surprise night until we heard a "card". He had half a vibrator on his hand, and his other half was stuck. I sat there, totally scared. He sent me to the emergency room, and with the help of the doctor, I slowly drained it out like giving birth.
12. I took a vivid lesson. If you go to the airport for safety, you should not take the battery out of your vibrator, because it will look more suspicious. I was intercepted and searched at the airport and they didn't even ask if I wanted a private room.When they saw the vibrator, they said, "Oh...well...Okay, I wish you a good trip" before letting me take everything away.
13. My friend and I were playing hide-and-seek at my house, and I hid in my parents' closet. I flipped through their stuff inside and found the toy I wanted, and I hid it in my pocket. Later I asked my parents what that was, and my mother screamed loudly, snatched it from my hand, and ran upstairs. It took me a few years later that I figured out what was going on.
14. I have a Jack rabbit vibrator with plastic beads rotating inside. Once, the beads passed through the plastic and cut a big wound into my vagina. I complained to their company that they didn't believe it, so I sent them everything.
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