1. "Department of Anesthesia"
A dream can tell the future, but half-awake is drunk in the world.
A steel needle determines the world
A laryngoscope enters the world
A breath of fairy spirit comes into the dream
Once drunk, you will rest
I am your Propofol
Seconds bring you sweet dreams;
I am your [Broly] 】
html brings you painlessness in 3 seconds;
I am my
different fireworks.
[Broly]: bupivacaine , ropivacaine , lidocaine
2. "Neurosurgery"
professional drill head sucks hot blood,
our line of sulcus gyrus nerve;
inspires you The skull
Let me see your brain
It is clear and logical
3. "Ophthalmology"
The upper eyelid and lower eyelid, simple
front chamber and back chamber, convenient and convenient
The wise eye knows the eyes, and the vision comes from
4. "Otolaryngology" 》
nostrils and ear holes, the orifices are unobstructed
throat cavity pharyngeal cavity, the cavity is unobstructed
No snoring in the world
5. "Stomatology"
The White Great Wall Will Never Fall
Eat what you like
Good teeth and appetite
Better health Great
It tastes good
6. "Plastic Surgery"
I have a devil's figure
I am still worse than an angel's face
Everyone has a love for beauty
Carve your beauty with care
7. "Nail and Breast Surgery"
Do not let the larynx return to the throat. Touch
Big breasts and small breasts
Symmetrical beauty is real beauty
8. "Thoracic and Cardiac Surgery"
Professional heart and lung removal
Fine pumping and bloodletting;
The pain of lung breathing
The pain of a racing heart
Understanding the lungs The heart understands you better
9. "Hepatobiliary Surgery"
I am smiling to the sky from the horizontal knife
The liver and the gallbladder are in harmony with each other
Be careful with the liver - if you have the courage, come here
10. "Gastrointestinal Surgery"
The large and small intestines are often cut
Gastrointestinal perforations are repaired from time to time
Stomach---intestinal movement
11. "Orthopedics"
Replacement of knees and hips, relieving pain
Gypsum steel plates, reshaping life
Iron bones
12. "Gynecology"
Care for women, better understand women's hearts
Make [ big Aunt ] Breathe freely
13. "Obstetrics"
Come on, take a deep breath
Crying, wow wow, what a joy;
We don't produce babies
We are just the carriers of babies
14. "Pediatrics"
Crying, shouting, coughing, the sound is in the ears
Forehead temperature, axillary temperature, rectal temperature, Wenwen cares
Has the fever gone?
15. "Family Planning Department"
Don't say it loudly
Do good contraception and she will understand
Take care of her and love her with your heart
16. "Urology Department"
[ Yellow River ] water comes from the kidneys
and rushes to the sea and never returns. ;
Dayu controlled the floods, but he passed through the house three times without entering;
We control the water, but we will not give up until we see the Yellow River.
17. "Hand Surgery"
No need to worry about peeling and moving muscles.
Just the nerves. Wahaha
Professional repair [Wuzhishan]
18. "Anorectal Department"
Picking [chrysanthemums] between the groins, leisurely seeing [Huangshan]
[Chrysanthemums] are broken and all over the floor. Injury
Your finger has turned yellow
19. "Burn Department"
3, 3, 3, 5, 6, 7,
13.13.21, 5, 7, 13 Don't forget 1
You decide the area of your body
I will calculate your degree
20. "Interventional Department"
A guide wire goes to the end of the world
Fingertip ballet world
No incision and no surgery
Radiation treatment Burning eyebrows
21. "Oncology Department"
Common separation and separation in life
Strive for helpless things in the world
miserable World
22. "Intensive Care Unit"
Only after entering ICU did I realize that
other than life and death
everything else is just scratches
23. "Reproductive Center"
Pay attention to ovulation day every day
Care about every month [Aunt]
Everyone is happy if the pregnancy test is positive.
24. "Emergency Department"
The disease is urgent and urgent, urgent and urgent
The brain is fast and the hands are fast, fast and fast
Emergency first aid
25. "Respiratory Department"
Dry and wet rales Wheezing sound , not a close friend
Yellow phlegm, green phlegm and blood color Phlegm, phlegm is not easy.
Inflammation of the lungs
26. "Department of Cardiology"
If your heart moves, my heart will not move;
Your heart will not move, but my heart will move;
My heart will move because of you.
27. "Infectious Diseases Department"
Thank you for your enthusiasm Generous
I can't be in close contact with you for the time being
Distance creates beauty
28. " Nephrology "
Hematuria Milk and urine proteinuria
Polyuria, oliguria or anuria
[Kidney affairs] Care about
29. "Traditional Chinese Medicine"
Acupuncture and massage unblock the meridians
Warm, clear, nourish and relieve the internal organs
Calm the yin and yang
30. "Gastrointestinal Endoscopy Room"
The cardia and pylorus, there are channels in the door
The gastric curvature of the intestines, the curvature must be passed
Protect [stomach] your health
Let You [intestine] enjoy life
31. "Pathology Department"
How much to cut? How to cut?
Whether you cry or laugh when you listen to my
depends on my report. 1. "Department of Anesthesia" A dream can tell the future, but half-awake is drunk in the world. A steel needle determines the world A laryngoscope enters the world A breath of fairy spirit comes into the dream Once drunk, you will rest I am your Propofol Seconds bring you sweet dreams; I am your [Broly] 】 html brings you painlessness in 3 seconds;
I am my
different fireworks.
[Broly]: bupivacaine , ropivacaine , lidocaine
2. "Neurosurgery"
professional drill head sucks hot blood,
our line of sulcus gyrus nerve;
inspires you The skull
Let me see your brain
It is clear and logical
3. "Ophthalmology"
The upper eyelid and lower eyelid, simple
front chamber and back chamber, convenient and convenient
The wise eye knows the eyes, and the vision comes from
4. "Otolaryngology" 》
nostrils and ear holes, the orifices are unobstructed
throat cavity pharyngeal cavity, the cavity is unobstructed
No snoring in the world
5. "Stomatology"
The White Great Wall Will Never Fall
Eat what you like
Good teeth and appetite
Better health Great
It tastes good
6. "Plastic Surgery"
I have a devil's figure
I am still worse than an angel's face
Everyone has a love for beauty
Carve your beauty with care
7. "Nail and Breast Surgery"
Do not let the larynx return to the throat. Touch
Big breasts and small breasts
Symmetrical beauty is real beauty
8. "Thoracic and Cardiac Surgery"
Professional heart and lung removal
Fine pumping and bloodletting;
The pain of lung breathing
The pain of a racing heart
Understanding the lungs The heart understands you better
9. "Hepatobiliary Surgery"
I am smiling to the sky from the horizontal knife
The liver and the gallbladder are in harmony with each other
Be careful with the liver - if you have the courage, come here
10. "Gastrointestinal Surgery"
The large and small intestines are often cut
Gastrointestinal perforations are repaired from time to time
Stomach---intestinal movement
11. "Orthopedics"
Replacement of knees and hips, relieving pain
Gypsum steel plates, reshaping life
Iron bones
12. "Gynecology"
Care for women, better understand women's hearts
Make [ big Aunt ] Breathe freely
13. "Obstetrics"
Come on, take a deep breath
Crying, wow wow, what a joy;
We don't produce babies
We are just the carriers of babies
14. "Pediatrics"
Crying, shouting, coughing, the sound is in the ears
Forehead temperature, axillary temperature, rectal temperature, Wenwen cares
Has the fever gone?
15. "Family Planning Department"
Don't say it loudly
Do good contraception and she will understand
Take care of her and love her with your heart
16. "Urology Department"
[ Yellow River ] water comes from the kidneys
and rushes to the sea and never returns. ;
Dayu controlled the floods, but he passed through the house three times without entering;
We control the water, but we will not give up until we see the Yellow River.
17. "Hand Surgery"
No need to worry about peeling and moving muscles.
Just the nerves. Wahaha
Professional repair [Wuzhishan]
18. "Anorectal Department"
Picking [chrysanthemums] between the groins, leisurely seeing [Huangshan]
[Chrysanthemums] are broken and all over the floor. Injury
Your finger has turned yellow
19. "Burn Department"
3, 3, 3, 5, 6, 7,
13.13.21, 5, 7, 13 Don't forget 1
You decide the area of your body
I will calculate your degree
20. "Interventional Department"
A guide wire goes to the end of the world
Fingertip ballet world
No incision and no surgery
Radiation treatment Burning eyebrows
21. "Oncology Department"
Common separation and separation in life
Strive for helpless things in the world
miserable World
22. "Intensive Care Unit"
Only after entering ICU did I realize that
other than life and death
everything else is just scratches
23. "Reproductive Center"
Pay attention to ovulation day every day
Care about every month [Aunt]
Everyone is happy if the pregnancy test is positive.
24. "Emergency Department"
The disease is urgent and urgent, urgent and urgent
The brain is fast and the hands are fast, fast and fast
Emergency first aid
25. "Respiratory Department"
Dry and wet rales Wheezing sound , not a close friend
Yellow phlegm, green phlegm and blood color Phlegm, phlegm is not easy.
Inflammation of the lungs
26. "Department of Cardiology"
If your heart moves, my heart will not move;
Your heart will not move, but my heart will move;
My heart will move because of you.
27. "Infectious Diseases Department"
Thank you for your enthusiasm Generous
I can't be in close contact with you for the time being
Distance creates beauty
28. " Nephrology "
Hematuria Milk and urine proteinuria
Polyuria, oliguria or anuria
[Kidney affairs] Care about
29. "Traditional Chinese Medicine"
Acupuncture and massage unblock the meridians
Warm, clear, nourish and relieve the internal organs
Calm the yin and yang
30. "Gastrointestinal Endoscopy Room"
The cardia and pylorus, there are channels in the door
The gastric curvature of the intestines, the curvature must be passed
Protect [stomach] your health
Let You [intestine] enjoy life
31. "Pathology Department"
How much to cut? How to cut?
Whether you cry or laugh when you listen to my
depends on my report.
32. "Ultrasound Department"
Regardless of high frequency or low frequency
Silence is better than sound at this time
Although I only wear underwear
It is not Superman better than Superman
33. "Imaging Department"
The colorful things in your eyes,
are all black and white in my eyes.
Either black or white, black and white take all
34. "Laboratory Department"
True and false, false and true
Show power under the microscope
True and false, false and false, true
One test will tell
35. "Electrocardiogram Laboratory"
I am not afraid of
in the morning, but I am afraid of ventricular fibrillation knocking on the door
sinus rhythm is the best
36. " Physical Examination Center "
Good health examination
Live a long life without worries
Early detection requires early treatment
Remember to remember
37 once a year. "Neurology"
Hemiplegia and aphasia are mostly caused by blood vessels
Headaches and dizziness can be caused by nerves
Clear the brain and calm the mind
38. "Psychiatry"
The world laughs at me for being so crazy
I laugh and the world cannot see through
Look at the madness and stupidity
Look at the hundreds of lives State
39. "Psychology"
Open your heart
Tell your secrets
Let me relieve your worries
Heart disease can also be treated with heart medicine
40. "Hematology"
Red and white blood cells and platelets
Acute lymphocytic and chronic granuloma Hodgkin
Blood test and marrow extraction
41. "Endocrinology"
Three more and one less is diabetes
Eyes like cattle are hyperthyroidism
Don't be greedy and don't be angry
42. "General Surgery"
Frequently asked questions about grain diet
Just ask for six Fu comprehensive
General surgery and general surgery
43. "Rheumatology and Immunology"
Rheumatoid gout, spinal ankylosis
Lupus erythematosus and scleroderma
It is easy to treat the symptoms but difficult to treat the root cause
44. "Nutrition Department"
Carbohydrates, proteins, vitamins
Fats, carbohydrates, inorganic salts
Balanced nutrition is indispensable
It is important to open your legs
45. "Rehabilitation Department"
Cure back pain Leg pain Shoulder pain
Treatment Hemiplegia Cerebral palsy and paraplegia
Get well soon
46. "Acupuncture Department"
Flying needles are routed through acupuncture points to open the meridians
Moxibustion Cupping and scraping to activate qi and blood
Acupuncture and needles are effective
47. "Public Health Department"
Caring medical care at your doorstep
Health guards in the community
Traveling thousands of homes and traveling thousands of miles
Is anyone there? Quickly open the door
48. "Men's Department"
Men's hidden words stump the heroes
The inheritance of the family depends on [ tadpole ]
expert explanation [Men's Topics]
Let you regain your glory
49. "Operating Room"
Anesthesia anesthesia care To ensure safety together
Drunk deep drunk shallow and precise control
Drunk and beautiful doctors
50. " Pain Department "
Relieve musculoskeletal and neuropathy pain and return to the true colors of a hero
Perform interventional radiofrequency block to show skillful hands and be kindhearted
Pain relief and pain relief
Although:
I have been working as a doctor all my life, working at two o'clock and one line at a time, having three or three meals, just to save people in all seasons. In the end, all my organs are damaged, I am so busy that I have no idea, and I am so anxious that my orifices are burning.
But we always practice:
[Bless life, save lives and heal the wounded, be willing to contribute, and have boundless love]
About the author:
Zhang Lijiang Provincial Hospital of Integrated Traditional Chinese and Western Medicine - Anesthesiology Department
Under the shadowless light, you are as drunk as a dream; amusing the world and amusing you .
