1. Abo went to the teller machine to change his bank card password. After inserting the card, he heard a voice instruction: Please enter your password! Uncle looked around and no one covered his mouth and whispered: 5678, 5678! 2. One day, Shi Shi was thirsty and went to fight wi

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1. Abo went to the teller machine to change his bank card password. After inserting the card, he heard a voice instruction: Please enter your password! Uncle looked around and no one covered his mouth and whispered: 5678, 5678!

2. One day, Shi Shi was thirsty and went to fight with Apple. As a result, Apple was injured. Shi Shi took a glass and drank a glass of apple juice. Later, Shitou got hungry and went to fight with the egg. The egg was kicked into the river by Shitou. As a result, Shitou drank egg soup again.

3. A sausage was locked in the refrigerator.

felt very cold. Then he looked at the other sausage next to him, felt a little comforted, and said: "Look at you, you are frozen like this, your whole body is covered with ice!" As a result, the sausage said : "I'm sorry, I'm a popsicle.

4. Little Tomato asked her mother: Mom, mom, are we vegetables or fruits?

Mom: How the hell can a tomato talk?

5. Walking on the road with friends, a middle-aged man walking in front The woman suddenly started dancing and yelling. My friend quickly pulled me away. After walking for a while and stopping, I patted my chest and said, "Fortunately, you pulled me away. I'm really unlucky today. I met a crazy woman." . "Friend: "I just flicked the cigarette butt, and accidentally flicked it into her clothes..."

6. During the physics class, the teacher asked: "Which of the voltages of 11 volts, 30 volts, 220 volts, 1000 volts and 3500 volts can be touched, and which one can be touched? Not allowed to touch?''

student: "You can touch them all, but some can only be touched once.''

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