I was bored at home on May Day, listening to music on the Internet~~~Suddenly, I found a problem, this is the song I was listening to~~
It was instantly messy, no wonder the last time Xiaohong came to my house and saw me listening to music, I was dirty~~~ ~~~~
I won’t say more, today I want to complain about the fighter in the lyrics and the VIP in the lyrics~~~I have listened to many songs and read many lyrics over the years, but many of the lyrics are very strange~~~~
1. "I should be under the car and not in the car"
- Adu's "He Must Love You Very Much"
This lyrics confused me for many years. Later, I figured out that there are four possibilities: 1. Adu is a tire repairman 2. Adu is the exhaust pipe 3. Adu is a stray cat 4 Adu is an old man who wants to be fashionable
2. "Please don't go around trying to follow the trend. If you need to follow the trend, you will miss it if you are not careful."
- JJ Lin "No need to spend money if you are not trendy" 》
The so-called QQ is QQ. The main theme of this song is that JJ guides our country's youth to use social products correctly. The first sentence is to say not to be addicted to the Internet. The second sentence "Fashion needs QQ" means that local trends need QQ space to fill in the third sentence. The sentence "If you are not careful, you will not button it." That is to say, QQ is very easy to be stolen. Everyone should protect their accounts. I have explained the main idea of the lyrics very clearly. I think you have understood it.
3. "Little Swallows Wear Flowers"
- Children's Song "Little Swallows Wear Flowers" Swallows"
When I was a child, I always thought that I was color blind. Aren't swallows black? This lyrics bothered me throughout my childhood.
4. "Among thousands of beautiful girls, you are the most ugly."
- Zhang Weijian's "Beautiful Girl"
"This is too hurtful...
5. "I still remember holding hands with you many years ago. You were so shy that you didn't even dare to raise your head and you would just look at the stars in the sky."
- Tao Zhe's "Small Town Girl"
Damn it I didn't even raise my head to look at the stars in the sky.
6. "Oh, is QQ Love true or false? Who can guess? Maybe the other person is Jay Chou."
- Wang Lin's "QQ Love"
7. "My dear, open your mouth and the fragrance of flowers in the wind will make you feel happy." "You are intoxicated"
- Pang Long's "Two Butterflies"
Damn, you don't have a nose! What are you talking about?
8. "I'm not Huang Rong, I don't know martial arts, I just want brother Jing"
- Wang Rong "I'm not Huang Rong"
You're not Huang Rong, what do you want, brother Jing! ! !
9. "Fahai, if you don't understand love, the Leifeng Tower will fall"
- Gong Linna, "Fahai, you don't understand love"
Please tell me why an old man's emotional intelligence can affect a building
10. "You with tears in your eyes" "The face reflects the lights of the entire city"
- Ren Xianqi's "Your Face with Tears"
How big is this girl's face?
11. "Please stop hesitating, please take out my heart"
- EXO "baby don't cry"
It feels like an organ donation surgery site... which is disgusting by the way SB
12. "The corner of your mouth When it goes down, it’s beautiful, just like the clear water under the Anhe Bridge.”
—Song Dongye’s “Miss Dong”
What’s the matter with the corners of the mouth pointing downward? Do you know how murky the water under the Anhe Bridge is...
13. Qi: "I don't know what you are thinking" Yuan: "You understand very well" Qi: "I understand very well what you are thinking" Yuan: "I I don’t know”
—Yuan Chengjie Qi Wei’s “No. 18 on the Bund”
This is a schizophrenic man and woman..
14. “Finally you became someone else’s mistress”
—Indifferent “Mistress”
Black line... What the hell finally? How glorious is Xiaosan? ? ?
15. “If the sound wave is too strong and does not shake, it will be knocked to the ground!!! The sound wave is too strong and if it does not shake, it will be knocked to the ground!!! The sound wave is too strong and if it does not shake, it will be knocked to the ground!!! Up!!! Up Up! !
- Huang Lixing's "Yinlang"
Feeling like a deep well disease...
16. "Being your man without sleeping for 24 hours"
- Zhang Xinzhe's "Being your man"
Just be my man Don't sleep! ! What else do you want?
17. "Let's go. You have everything, I have everything."
- Liu Huan's "Song of Heroes"
Why am I the only one who doesn't have anything? ?
18. "I wish she would hit me with a whip every day"
- Wang Luobin's "In That Distant Place"
Although it is a bit bad to complain about folk songs, this sentence is true....
I really Don't believe me! !
19. "You can't live with too much money."
- Jacky Cheung's "Trouble Song"
I can't understand it! If you are troubled, please contact me! !
20. "Follow my left hand, right hand, right hand, left hand, slow motion replay"
- tfboys "Youth Cultivation Manual"
It always feels like a fancy masturbation tutorial
21. "Butterfly Wink" It takes several times for the eyes to learn to fly."
- Wang Leehom "Things You Don't Know"
I have never studied biology, Mr. Wang, please don't lie to me
22. "Don't ask me how many stars there are in the sky, I will tell you a lot"
- Yang Yuying " Tell you gently》
This is a good answer!!!
23. “Pooping without washing your hands is not a human being at all”
—Wu Zhenyu “Being a Civilized Chinese”
I was so scared
25.“Without the earth, the sun would still be alive. "Round"
- Jay Chou's "Rainbow"
I'm sorry I never studied geography
26. "I can't tell your bones when I draw you"
- "Drawing Heart" by Zhang Liangying
I can't tell your bones... bones... bones...
I feel that Zhang Liangying is a doctor who is good at doing CT
27. "Don't you dare to do crazy things?"
- Han Geng's "Crazy Grass"
I dare to do crazy things!!
28. "This power is iron, this power is steel, this power is harder than iron. Steel is Stronger"
- Unity is strength
So what exactly is this strength?
29. "He doesn't understand why your heart is crying. He is suffocated to the point that he almost can't breathe."
- Zhang Jie "He doesn't understand"
Doesn't suffocation mean that you can't breathe? What on earth does this mean! !
30. "He has gone to another castle to kiss another pair of mouths"
S.H.E "Don't Want to Grow Up"
Another pair of mouths... A pair of mouths... The quantifier that cannot be accepted as a hairy mouth is double! ! ! 3P?
31.Oh, my mom, my mom, my muscles have grown so big, I want you to touch them. Oh, my mom, my mom, my bald head, let me touch it for you. ——Luo Zhixiang's "Diary of a Macho Man"
Adi Zai, can't we really write lyrics well?
32. Not far away, you sing from afar - Jolin Tsai's "Prague Square"
So it's so confusing whether it's far or not! ! Of course, the most fascinating line in this song is "That picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it" belongs to
33. The weather is dry and things are dry, be careful with the candles - "Wait until the fireworks are cool" by Xu Song
Xu Song has a song "Wait until the fireworks are cool". The whole song is 3 minutes long and the artistic conception is extremely beautiful. The lyrics are as follows: The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of the candle. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. Finished
34. The rat, the ugly, the ox, the tiger, the rabbit, the dragon, the snake, the horse, the sheep, the monkey, the rooster, the dog, and the pig, these are the twelve zodiac signs - Wang Leehom's "Twelve Zodiac Signs"
I was shocked by this entertaining and educational lyrics
35. 14. why nobody fights? - Hua Chenyu "Why Nobody Fights"
Hua Chenyu's new song "WHY NOBODY FIGHTS" just came out, the whole song only has this one line of lyrics and the name spoils it! And when Huahua sings, it sounds like "WI Floor 8's FI", and it sounds like she is praising 8 Floor's WIFI
36. Step by step is like a claw, like a devil's pace*, friction and friction - "My Skateboard Shoes" by Joseph Han Pang Mailang
I don't want to complain, I like this song very much
37. Cars, cars, cars, cars, cars, cars are rushing towards your father - - McDull is with my heart "Car, Car, Car, Car"
Can anyone explain what kind of sentiment this lyric is trying to express
38. I am not a little Shenyang, but I have fallen in love with Shen Chunyang - Xu Yiming "Falling in Love with Shen Chunyang"
I am not little Shenyang, but I fell in love with Shen Chunyang. Chunyang is an angel, and Chunyang is the fragrance of flowers. Brainwashing, everyone must listen to it. After listening to it, you will like my
39. How to put a whale in the refrigerator? Open the door, and then close the refrigerator hard - Mayday "Open the Skylight"
As a Wu fan, I was drunk when I heard it
40. This question is one plus one equals two, that is, we can be together - Fang Datong " "Park"
Who can tell me there is a connection between these two lyrics?
41. The strong wind blows, the strong wind blows, the popcorn is so beautiful - Faye Wong's "Hypnosis"
I have no idea what it is trying to express... In order to make it easier for me to understand. , so every time I would imagine such a picture
42. Shanghai, which has not snowed for more than ten years, suddenly snowed, and the moment you said you broke up - Joker Xue "Serious Snow" So Joker, are you Dou E
43 .A careless eye contact can be regarded as a temptation to discharge randomly.I'm a Pisces, why do Scorpios hate me - Yang Naiwen's "Evidence"
What a barren thing
44. I miss your white socks and the smell of your body - Xin Xiaoqi's "Taste"
It makes me really want to know what her partner's socks are. Smell
45, you have the smell of her perfume, wipe everything off and sleep with you - Populus euphratica "Perfume is Toxic"
I can't understand at all, how can this kind of song exist in the world, how cheap is this, such a woman I just want to say to her: Please contact me
46. Circle, circle, circle, me every day, every day - JJ Lin's "Jiangnan"
The meaning of this lyric has troubled me for 7 years. Who can tell me, what is this? What kind of me? JJ Let’s talk, shall we?
47. My father held my hands and walked gently along the quiet stone road in the early morning - Jay Chou's "In the Name of the Father"
I have never understood how to hold hands, let me make up my mind That kind of walking scene feels quite cute.
48. Are you willing to unravel the arrangement and combination on the blackboard? ——Hu Xia's "Those Years"
It doesn't matter if you don't give up on a bad math problem! Anyway, I'm a bad person in mathematics and can't solve
49 and agricultural heavy metals. Who can be better than me? This kind of rhythm makes me comfortable - A Bao's "Agricultural Heavy Metals"
I feel that A Bao has broken the pot now
50.I It's me, he is him, you are me, then who am I? I am him, I am you, I am me, then who am I? ——Pan Wilber "24 Billys"
I almost got it when I heard it, go to the mud horse to love whoever
51. String your heart and mine together ——Little Tiger Team "Love"
Little Tiger Team, you are here to roast mutton Is it a string?
52. Ninety-nine Times I Love Him, If I Miss Him, My Hair Will Be Split - Yuan Ruolan's "99 Times I Love Him"
What is this physiological phenomenon?
53. Playing the guitar and I want to be the school beauty, who will the school beauty be? It turns out That love is like a blackboard eraser - Chonglong "School Beauty"
is the most unbearable! What kind of rubbish is written in this? Your whole family will erase the blackboard!
54. If I were DJ, would you still love me? do you still love me? do you still love me? ——Wang Yilong "Midnight DJ"
When I hear these words, I just want to say, I love you numb
55, pineapple and jackfruit, pineapple and jackfruit, take me there, take me there - Xie Na "Pineapple and Jackfruit"
Sister Emma Poe has no one Stop you, go ahead
56. Because I live in the west, I can only have half of the day - JJ Lin "Western Border"
Who can tell me what this is?
57. A person is sleepwalking, like a running rhinoceros - Sun Nan "Rescue"
This metaphor has always fascinated me
58. You rule the world, and the unit price is too exaggerated, unless you can swipe a credit card - Fang Datong "Enough"
I don't quite understand the whole song
59. Mistresses also have feelings, mistresses also have love , no one cares about the world of a mistress - Cao Yue's "Tears of a Mistress" When I was a mistress, I still had a sense of superiority
60. There are no tears in Moscow, but I shed tears - TWINS "No Tears in Moscow"
I have always wondered why it must be said to Moscow. Isn’t it okay in Shijiazhuang? Can't Zhumadian?
61. Things went against my wishes, and I shed white tears - Wang Kouzhi's "Learning"
This song was written by Wu Qingfeng. Snow-white tears, hahahaha, I want to say that the snow-white liquid is not tears, Qingfeng
62, the fire you spray is my shape - Zhang Huimei's "Fire"
Wang Yuzhi's words really piss me off. .
63, Oh, the first time you, lying on my chest, not separated for 24 hours - Guangliang's "First Time"
I never understood, are these two people stuck?
64, I'M GOING INTERNATIONAL, GO GO INTERNATIONAL SHOW SHOW INTERNATIONAL LOGO OHOH——Han Geng's "MY LOGO"
I really want to complain about Han Geng's song, the high-frequency vocabulary INTERNATIONAL. Every time I listen to it, I will remember the scene of Han Geng solemnly singing "The Internationale"."Internachon Nair must be realized"
65. Only by inhaling your exhaled breath can I maintain my life - Xie Yuxin's "Looking Up"
Damn it, hahaha, I can still live even if I inhale all the carbon dioxide. Human?
66. What can I do if time goes back - "What If" by Xin Band
What the hell is there to think about? Of course I want to buy lottery tickets
67 I want to fly into the sky, side by side with the sun - Yang Pei'an's "I Believe"
At that time I was so scared to pee when I heard this sentence, I feel so powerful
68. You are my little little apple, just like the most beautiful clouds in the sky - Chopstick Brothers "Little Apple"
At first I was wondering why apples look like clouds, but then I thought about it. It doesn’t matter if it’s a brainwashing song anyway.
69. I’m crossing the road, where are you? - Elva Hsiao’s “Similar to Love”
What I really can’t understand logically is this sentence, Fuck you don’t care where I am, can I still cross the road properly? Ah, and every time I sing this sentence in K-pop, I laugh out loud, I am crossing the road, hahaha, a sentence without artistic conception
70. Send one to the Antarctic, one to the Arctic Ocean, one to hang in the winter, one Hanging at night - children's song "Planting the Sun"
I was scared to tears by this song when I was a child. My sister, do you think it's not hot enough?
71. I can also take you to a hot place - "Where Are We Going, Dad"
No one complains about where dad is going, I will be a pioneer, what is this hot thing?
72. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer - Yang Zongwei
Was this song composed by Ashin? Damn, I'm not moved at all. Instead, it feels very bloody. The flavor of the brain supplement is more sour and refreshing. There are mitral and tricuspid valves in it.
73. The entrance to the hospital is lively with you on Saturdays. Can I take you to see your eyes on Sunday night? ——Wang Sulong's "Exclusive Taste"
What the hell...
77. I didn't like you the first time we met, but who knew that our relationship would be so close later - Weiqi Fan's "One is like summer and the other is like autumn"
I'm sorry, I don't understand this sentence! According to my experience, people who don’t like you the first time you meet them will only become more unpleasant in the future! ! !
75. Watch me cry and you don’t look back - Dong Lai Dong Xiang "Don’t say my tears don’t matter to you"
This scene once made me think hard for a long time, but it still failed.
76. Cactus drops are added with crystal vitamins, and the owl's tears are the best healing perfume - Jolin Tsai's "Dr. Jolin"
I was already confused when I heard the first half of the sentence, but I didn't expect that "owl" would follow immediately after. That sentence... I feel like my intelligence has been sucked away by the rain.
77. Two people tore at each other all night long. No matter how tightly they hugged each other, they couldn't sleep - Adu's "Tearing Up the Night"
What the hell is it that two people tore at each other all night long? Tear? Later, a friend said that the lyrics seemed to be "two people got wet all night", and then it became even weirder... two people...wet all night...
78. There is a toilet in my home, and there is a hole in the toilet, and there is always something above the hole. There is a smile...——Andy Lau's "Toilet"
These words coupled with the weird melody of the song successfully scared me to tears the first time.
79. Hip-hop is sprouting, don’t pull out his dentures - Wilber Pan & Angela Chang's "Happy Worship"
I just want to ask where this is going! ! !
80, Even the shit you poop, I can eat it in big mouthfuls - Big S Little S "Love You to Death"
Asos's early song... This should be the song that the two sisters want to destroy the most after they get married... I I'm laughing so hard
81. Even if my heart falls from the 16th floor to Building B on the first floor - Liu Xijun's "I'm Very Happy"
I really laugh every time I hear this sentence... It's understandable to feel depressed, but should I make it so specific? ah? The sad mood that was originally integrated into this song was thrown off by this line.
82. I am a wolf, a wolf, ah~Salang hey! You are a beauty and I am a wolf - EXO "Wolf and Beauty"
... Lyricist, you have the courage to stand up! I promise I won’t beat you to death! There is also a line in this song "Slowly open your pupils like flames". Damn it, you will die if you open your pupils, oppas!
83. Although I love you very much, I want to castrate you - GALA Shao Yibei's "A Soulmate Is Hard to Find"
I'm drunk with this lyrics...
84. Right here, right here, right here, right now! this day! I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want! you see! Proud, proud, proud, proud heart! The mood is blooming! put! put! put! ——Sun Yue's "Infinite Charm"
said! Do you stutter? ! !
85 went to QQ to make friends and found out that they are all lovers. I heard that good people often use MSN. The system hardware has been updated after being infected by a virus. This is Siqin Gaoli's sadness - Siqin Gaoli's "Siqin Gaoli" "Sad"
I actually cried with laughter when I first listened to it. MSN hahaha reinstall the system, what's so sad about this.
86, ah~ jacket, ah~ jacket is short, ah, stuff pear, ah stuff knife, ah stuff pear, ah stuff big knife, ah~ jacket, ah~ jacket is short, stuff pear, ah stuff knife , ah stuff the big knife, ah stuff the pear, ah stuff the big knife~ah~ah~ah~ah~Auntie’s teeth bite, auntie’s teeth bite~ah stab your balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls The eggs and eggs must be caught ~ arrested and arrested, arrested arrested arrested, arrested, arrested, and arrested, aunt's teeth bite ~ Ah ~ 袄 ~ 袄, ah stuff the big knife, ah stuff the pear, ah stuff the big knife ah~ jacket, ah~ stuff the big knife, ah stuff the pear, ah stuff the big knife, ah stuff the pear, ah stuff the big knife Knife ah~ ah~ ah~ ah~ ah~ Aunt’s teeth bite, aunt’s teeth bite~ ah, I’ll stab your balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, you’ll have to bring a knife with you, but but but but but but but. But but but but but but but but but but but didn't bring a knife, aunt bite~ aunt suppress aunt suppress aunt suppress aunt press arrest arrest arrest arrest arrest elder brother arrest arrest arrest arrest arrest rewind belt belt belt Brew, with a big brother with a ribbon with a knife, aunt's teeth bite ~ -Gong Linna "忐"
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Oh, my mom, my mom, my muscles have grown so big, I want you to touch them. Oh, my mom, my mom, my bald head, let me touch it for you. ——Luo Zhixiang's "Diary of a Macho Man"Adi Zai, can't we really write lyrics well?
32. Not far away, you sing from afar - Jolin Tsai's "Prague Square"
So it's so confusing whether it's far or not! ! Of course, the most fascinating line in this song is "That picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it" belongs to
33. The weather is dry and things are dry, be careful with the candles - "Wait until the fireworks are cool" by Xu Song
Xu Song has a song "Wait until the fireworks are cool". The whole song is 3 minutes long and the artistic conception is extremely beautiful. The lyrics are as follows: The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of the candle. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. The sky is dry and things are dry, so be careful about the fire. Finished
34. The rat, the ugly, the ox, the tiger, the rabbit, the dragon, the snake, the horse, the sheep, the monkey, the rooster, the dog, and the pig, these are the twelve zodiac signs - Wang Leehom's "Twelve Zodiac Signs"
I was shocked by this entertaining and educational lyrics
35. 14. why nobody fights? - Hua Chenyu "Why Nobody Fights"
Hua Chenyu's new song "WHY NOBODY FIGHTS" just came out, the whole song only has this one line of lyrics and the name spoils it! And when Huahua sings, it sounds like "WI Floor 8's FI", and it sounds like she is praising 8 Floor's WIFI
36. Step by step is like a claw, like a devil's pace*, friction and friction - "My Skateboard Shoes" by Joseph Han Pang Mailang
I don't want to complain, I like this song very much
37. Cars, cars, cars, cars, cars, cars are rushing towards your father - - McDull is with my heart "Car, Car, Car, Car"
Can anyone explain what kind of sentiment this lyric is trying to express
38. I am not a little Shenyang, but I have fallen in love with Shen Chunyang - Xu Yiming "Falling in Love with Shen Chunyang"
I am not little Shenyang, but I fell in love with Shen Chunyang. Chunyang is an angel, and Chunyang is the fragrance of flowers. Brainwashing, everyone must listen to it. After listening to it, you will like my
39. How to put a whale in the refrigerator? Open the door, and then close the refrigerator hard - Mayday "Open the Skylight"
As a Wu fan, I was drunk when I heard it
40. This question is one plus one equals two, that is, we can be together - Fang Datong " "Park"
Who can tell me there is a connection between these two lyrics?
41. The strong wind blows, the strong wind blows, the popcorn is so beautiful - Faye Wong's "Hypnosis"
I have no idea what it is trying to express... In order to make it easier for me to understand. , so every time I would imagine such a picture
42. Shanghai, which has not snowed for more than ten years, suddenly snowed, and the moment you said you broke up - Joker Xue "Serious Snow" So Joker, are you Dou E
43 .A careless eye contact can be regarded as a temptation to discharge randomly.I'm a Pisces, why do Scorpios hate me - Yang Naiwen's "Evidence"
What a barren thing
44. I miss your white socks and the smell of your body - Xin Xiaoqi's "Taste"
It makes me really want to know what her partner's socks are. Smell
45, you have the smell of her perfume, wipe everything off and sleep with you - Populus euphratica "Perfume is Toxic"
I can't understand at all, how can this kind of song exist in the world, how cheap is this, such a woman I just want to say to her: Please contact me
46. Circle, circle, circle, me every day, every day - JJ Lin's "Jiangnan"
The meaning of this lyric has troubled me for 7 years. Who can tell me, what is this? What kind of me? JJ Let’s talk, shall we?
47. My father held my hands and walked gently along the quiet stone road in the early morning - Jay Chou's "In the Name of the Father"
I have never understood how to hold hands, let me make up my mind That kind of walking scene feels quite cute.
48. Are you willing to unravel the arrangement and combination on the blackboard? ——Hu Xia's "Those Years"
It doesn't matter if you don't give up on a bad math problem! Anyway, I'm a bad person in mathematics and can't solve
49 and agricultural heavy metals. Who can be better than me? This kind of rhythm makes me comfortable - A Bao's "Agricultural Heavy Metals"
I feel that A Bao has broken the pot now
50.I It's me, he is him, you are me, then who am I? I am him, I am you, I am me, then who am I? ——Pan Wilber "24 Billys"
I almost got it when I heard it, go to the mud horse to love whoever
51. String your heart and mine together ——Little Tiger Team "Love"
Little Tiger Team, you are here to roast mutton Is it a string?
52. Ninety-nine Times I Love Him, If I Miss Him, My Hair Will Be Split - Yuan Ruolan's "99 Times I Love Him"
What is this physiological phenomenon?
53. Playing the guitar and I want to be the school beauty, who will the school beauty be? It turns out That love is like a blackboard eraser - Chonglong "School Beauty"
is the most unbearable! What kind of rubbish is written in this? Your whole family will erase the blackboard!
54. If I were DJ, would you still love me? do you still love me? do you still love me? ——Wang Yilong "Midnight DJ"
When I hear these words, I just want to say, I love you numb
55, pineapple and jackfruit, pineapple and jackfruit, take me there, take me there - Xie Na "Pineapple and Jackfruit"
Sister Emma Poe has no one Stop you, go ahead
56. Because I live in the west, I can only have half of the day - JJ Lin "Western Border"
Who can tell me what this is?
57. A person is sleepwalking, like a running rhinoceros - Sun Nan "Rescue"
This metaphor has always fascinated me
58. You rule the world, and the unit price is too exaggerated, unless you can swipe a credit card - Fang Datong "Enough"
I don't quite understand the whole song
59. Mistresses also have feelings, mistresses also have love , no one cares about the world of a mistress - Cao Yue's "Tears of a Mistress" When I was a mistress, I still had a sense of superiority
60. There are no tears in Moscow, but I shed tears - TWINS "No Tears in Moscow"
I have always wondered why it must be said to Moscow. Isn’t it okay in Shijiazhuang? Can't Zhumadian?
61. Things went against my wishes, and I shed white tears - Wang Kouzhi's "Learning"
This song was written by Wu Qingfeng. Snow-white tears, hahahaha, I want to say that the snow-white liquid is not tears, Qingfeng
62, the fire you spray is my shape - Zhang Huimei's "Fire"
Wang Yuzhi's words really piss me off. .
63, Oh, the first time you, lying on my chest, not separated for 24 hours - Guangliang's "First Time"
I never understood, are these two people stuck?
64, I'M GOING INTERNATIONAL, GO GO INTERNATIONAL SHOW SHOW INTERNATIONAL LOGO OHOH——Han Geng's "MY LOGO"
I really want to complain about Han Geng's song, the high-frequency vocabulary INTERNATIONAL. Every time I listen to it, I will remember the scene of Han Geng solemnly singing "The Internationale"."Internachon Nair must be realized"
65. Only by inhaling your exhaled breath can I maintain my life - Xie Yuxin's "Looking Up"
Damn it, hahaha, I can still live even if I inhale all the carbon dioxide. Human?
66. What can I do if time goes back - "What If" by Xin Band
What the hell is there to think about? Of course I want to buy lottery tickets
67 I want to fly into the sky, side by side with the sun - Yang Pei'an's "I Believe"
At that time I was so scared to pee when I heard this sentence, I feel so powerful
68. You are my little little apple, just like the most beautiful clouds in the sky - Chopstick Brothers "Little Apple"
At first I was wondering why apples look like clouds, but then I thought about it. It doesn’t matter if it’s a brainwashing song anyway.
69. I’m crossing the road, where are you? - Elva Hsiao’s “Similar to Love”
What I really can’t understand logically is this sentence, Fuck you don’t care where I am, can I still cross the road properly? Ah, and every time I sing this sentence in K-pop, I laugh out loud, I am crossing the road, hahaha, a sentence without artistic conception
70. Send one to the Antarctic, one to the Arctic Ocean, one to hang in the winter, one Hanging at night - children's song "Planting the Sun"
I was scared to tears by this song when I was a child. My sister, do you think it's not hot enough?
71. I can also take you to a hot place - "Where Are We Going, Dad"
No one complains about where dad is going, I will be a pioneer, what is this hot thing?
72. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer - Yang Zongwei
Was this song composed by Ashin? Damn, I'm not moved at all. Instead, it feels very bloody. The flavor of the brain supplement is more sour and refreshing. There are mitral and tricuspid valves in it.
73. The entrance to the hospital is lively with you on Saturdays. Can I take you to see your eyes on Sunday night? ——Wang Sulong's "Exclusive Taste"
What the hell...
77. I didn't like you the first time we met, but who knew that our relationship would be so close later - Weiqi Fan's "One is like summer and the other is like autumn"
I'm sorry, I don't understand this sentence! According to my experience, people who don’t like you the first time you meet them will only become more unpleasant in the future! ! !
75. Watch me cry and you don’t look back - Dong Lai Dong Xiang "Don’t say my tears don’t matter to you"
This scene once made me think hard for a long time, but it still failed.
76. Cactus drops are added with crystal vitamins, and the owl's tears are the best healing perfume - Jolin Tsai's "Dr. Jolin"
I was already confused when I heard the first half of the sentence, but I didn't expect that "owl" would follow immediately after. That sentence... I feel like my intelligence has been sucked away by the rain.
77. Two people tore at each other all night long. No matter how tightly they hugged each other, they couldn't sleep - Adu's "Tearing Up the Night"
What the hell is it that two people tore at each other all night long? Tear? Later, a friend said that the lyrics seemed to be "two people got wet all night", and then it became even weirder... two people...wet all night...
78. There is a toilet in my home, and there is a hole in the toilet, and there is always something above the hole. There is a smile...——Andy Lau's "Toilet"
These words coupled with the weird melody of the song successfully scared me to tears the first time.
79. Hip-hop is sprouting, don’t pull out his dentures - Wilber Pan & Angela Chang's "Happy Worship"
I just want to ask where this is going! ! !
80, Even the shit you poop, I can eat it in big mouthfuls - Big S Little S "Love You to Death"
Asos's early song... This should be the song that the two sisters want to destroy the most after they get married... I I'm laughing so hard
81. Even if my heart falls from the 16th floor to Building B on the first floor - Liu Xijun's "I'm Very Happy"
I really laugh every time I hear this sentence... It's understandable to feel depressed, but should I make it so specific? ah? The sad mood that was originally integrated into this song was thrown off by this line.
82. I am a wolf, a wolf, ah~Salang hey! You are a beauty and I am a wolf - EXO "Wolf and Beauty"
... Lyricist, you have the courage to stand up! I promise I won’t beat you to death! There is also a line in this song "Slowly open your pupils like flames". Damn it, you will die if you open your pupils, oppas!
83. Although I love you very much, I want to castrate you - GALA Shao Yibei's "A Soulmate Is Hard to Find"
I'm drunk with this lyrics...
84. Right here, right here, right here, right now! this day! I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want! you see! Proud, proud, proud, proud heart! The mood is blooming! put! put! put! ——Sun Yue's "Infinite Charm"
said! Do you stutter? ! !
85 went to QQ to make friends and found out that they are all lovers. I heard that good people often use MSN. The system hardware has been updated after being infected by a virus. This is Siqin Gaoli's sadness - Siqin Gaoli's "Siqin Gaoli" "Sad"
I actually cried with laughter when I first listened to it. MSN hahaha reinstall the system, what's so sad about this.
86, ah~ jacket, ah~ jacket is short, ah, stuff pear, ah stuff knife, ah stuff pear, ah stuff big knife, ah~ jacket, ah~ jacket is short, stuff pear, ah stuff knife , ah stuff the big knife, ah stuff the pear, ah stuff the big knife~ah~ah~ah~ah~Auntie’s teeth bite, auntie’s teeth bite~ah stab your balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls The eggs and eggs must be caught ~ arrested and arrested, arrested arrested arrested, arrested, arrested, and arrested, aunt's teeth bite ~ Ah ~ 袄 ~ 袄, ah stuff the big knife, ah stuff the pear, ah stuff the big knife ah~ jacket, ah~ stuff the big knife, ah stuff the pear, ah stuff the big knife, ah stuff the pear, ah stuff the big knife Knife ah~ ah~ ah~ ah~ ah~ Aunt’s teeth bite, aunt’s teeth bite~ ah, I’ll stab your balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, you’ll have to bring a knife with you, but but but but but but but. But but but but but but but but but but but didn't bring a knife, aunt bite~ aunt suppress aunt suppress aunt suppress aunt press arrest arrest arrest arrest arrest elder brother arrest arrest arrest arrest arrest rewind belt belt belt Brew, with a big brother with a ribbon with a knife, aunt's teeth bite ~ -Gong Linna "忐"
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