1: I saw a father and son playing chess in the community. Suddenly the child said: "Haha, the whole family will lose!" Suddenly his father's face was full of black lines...
2: One day I brought Xiaobai here Bank deposit, Xiaobai loves to be clean, he never urinates anywhere at home, and barks before going to the toilet. While I was queuing up to read the newspaper, Little White barked loudly. I had no choice but to spread the newspaper on the ground to make it easier for him. After depositing the money, I walked out of the bank holding it in one hand and holding the newspaper wrapped in dog poop in the other. Suddenly a motorcycle rushed out and snatched the newspaper bag from my hand. I was shocked! Passersby: How pitiful! Look, everyone is stupid, there are 40,000 to 50,000 people, right?
3: There is a boy girlfriend in the dormitory who is quite shady. One night he and his girlfriend went on a date in the school woods and kissed under the tree. Afterwards, I went back to the dormitory and found a lot of food on the table, so I started eating happily. At this time, the head of the room came over and said leisurely: "Brother, if you have any difficulties, just tell us. I saw you during self-study just now. You were holding a tree and chewing the bark!"
4: The 3-year-old daughter Minmin has always been interested in white gauze dresses. Have a longing for beauty. One day I took her to a friend's wedding. Not only did she circle around the bride, she even said to the bride in the end: "Auntie, your wedding dress is so beautiful. I will come to see it again next time you get married!"
5: Today My girlfriend made an appointment to propose, and I imitated the scene in the movie and put the ring in her bowl. Halfway through the meal, she discovered it, so the bastard shouted: "Waiter, what's going on with you?" The climax was when the waiter came over and took a closer look at the ring and said, "Sorry, I accidentally fell in it just now." I want to say, can we stop doing this? In the end, it had to be hers. It wasn't finished until I took out the invoice.
6: "Our teacher Song is 60 years old this year. He is neither too old nor too young, just the right age to die." This is an excerpt from my cousin's weekly diary! This is a rhythm that will make the teacher angry to death!
7: Boyfriend: Marry me, my dear. Girlfriend: Marrying you is like a flower stuck in cow dung. Boyfriend: Only when flowers are placed on cow dung are they nutritious and will they grow well! Girlfriend: But I am a daffodil, so I have to put it in the water.
8:The teacher asked: "What word can perfectly combine people and animals?" The students unanimously answered: mermaid! Only Xiao Ming raised his calloused right hand and answered: "Single dog!"
