Dear netizens, this is a [Millions of netizens send amateur A debut plan].
This will be an unprecedented experiment in the history of human entertainment.
If successful, it will sweep away the miasma of the entertainment industry and set off a revolution.
200W funding dismantling:
cosmetic fee: 50W
fitness coach: 10W
broker: Depends on monthly salary (estimated basic salary of 150,000 + dividends)
Lawyer: Depends on the number of cases (estimated 200,000 + expenses)
depending on financials (expected based on 1span 150,000 basic salary + dividends)
professional skills teacher tuition fee: depending on the specific course (expected 200,000 course fee)
other: maneuver fee,700,000
Dear shareholders, although I am an amateur, my appearance is not high, and my talents are mediocre, my debut as a star, the conditions are simply blessed! ! !
Compared with current stars in the entertainment industry, I have no shortcomings! ! !
What advantages do I have, shareholders, please listen to me slowly.
1. I have a dignified character, almost to the level of mental cleanliness.
I will never do anything illegal.
No surrogacy, no drug use, no prostitution, no sexual assault, no tax evasion, no proficiency in Japan, no academic fraud, my parents are ordinary people, not a scumbag.
2. I will not do anything that challenges the bottom line of public morality.
No cheating, cheating, eating seal balls, sleeping little meat, promiscuity, and donation.
3. I will maintain a healthy and good relationship with my fans
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If you love openly
if the marriage publicly
not induce minors to raise funds
not sell miserable
does not indulge fans to do evil on the Internet
resolutely prevent fans from writing to me, and do not allow fans to appoint pictures and mothers to deny me
, 1But it is acceptable for the audience to give me a lalang match at station B
only accepts letters, gifts are not accepted (being a star, I really don’t want this amount of money, after all, I pay 100 million yuan in taxes. Unit)
No unscrupulous advertisements (loans, insurance, wealth management, bad games, etc.) Face cosmetics)
Call on fans to spend rationally (being a star, I really don’t have the money)
4. I can set up anyone to label
to eat food, to read books, to be honest, to be a student, to be a good man, to a good husband, to an old cadre, etc. I don’t have any labels.
If you have to give me a person set up by
please call me:
5. I am very dedicated: focus on one skill,Delve to the extreme.
I am very self-aware, and I don’t know what to do, but I don’t know what to do.
Because my five tone is not complete, the singer can't do it; my body is not coordinated, and I can't be a dancer; my brain reacts slowly, my emotional intelligence can't be like Mr. Jiong's, and the host is also PASS.
After this calculation, I can only be an actor. After all, this has the lowest threshold.
But as an amateur, my appearance is really average.
If I don't have plastic surgery, I will be scolded to death by the geese who are good at fragrant mouth.
So for the facelift, the reserved funds are 500,000, please understand the shareholders.
Since I make my debut as an actor, I have to learn all the acting class, body class and line class.
So at the beginning of the project,Please allow me to stay for 3 months to learn professional skills. A good meal is not afraid of being late, and shareholders, please understand.
7. Project risk prediction and emergency plan
is expected to be out of danger.
Solution: Make [A manual for amateurs], bring your own Luoyang shovel on your debut, and explode black material so that others have no graves to dig.
my life experience (such as what school did you go to, what education level, how many times you have been in love, what work did you do before your debut, and how many seats were given to the elderly, the weak and the sick on the bus), No matter how big or small it is, there are all.
and my web surfing records, mainly the remarks I have made, have also been made into lists for shareholders and fans to consult.
Of course, my inappropriate remarks when I was young (mainly because of the second-year illness, and the mutual conflict with Gang Jing), as well as the corresponding apology, are also in the booklet.
A total of 80-100 pages are expected.Before the debut, a pdf manual will be made, 100w copies will be printed, and distributed throughout the network.
Risk two: Crowdfunding 2 million yuan is a technical task. If you are not careful, you may be suspected of illegal fundraising.
Solution: Please lawyer friends who understand the law, and provide a safe, reliable, true and rewarding crowdfunding plan.
The above is the advantage of being an amateur as a celebrity debut.
Next, let me talk about the great significance of my debut as a star to the entire entertainment industry.
is summarized into 3 words, which is:
volume! roll! roll!
1. Crowdfunding mode, the shareholder is Party A and the star is Party B.
The public’s requirements for entertainment stars,Will be greatly improved, even extremely harsh.
criminals, ban
illegal, banned
immorality, private morality or lose, the clearing
matting acting
Poor acting skills, according to the audience's score deduction performance deduction pay, roll me up
no longer stay up night filming in winter dramas, summer Distressed all kinds of blowing and dedication, this is the normal basic operation of social animals
2. Turn on all the members of the Buddhist system to chase the stars, and the meal circle is clear.
All celebrities in the entertainment circle no longer sell personality sets and wear masks. The main reason is that it can't be sold. After all, everyone has a debut manual, no filter, no halo, and just like normal people, they will shit and fart. Fans only pay attention to the work, and there are no other fancy scoring, ripping, illegitimate, distressed giegie, and literature.
Finally,I said to the shareholders again:
If you give me 2 yuan, you can give me a star.
I am definitely not a prostitute.
After being a star, I will earn more than 2 yuan in dividends.
I will give you an account:
, but I won’t be able to get her top salary in a week. Son.
to distribute dividends to shareholders.
I will buy a house and a car for myself.
and save millions of pension funds.
Finally, on the basis of being rich, I will give back to the society in other ways.
Because I haven't made any money yet, I don't make a donation, establish a foundation, etc. I will not promise for the time being. I will resolutely not do anything about fraudulent donations.
Finally, I emphasize again the next
I'm serious
this project is feasible
I did not White prostitution
Very low investment, the return is not high, but not a lot
Interested shareholders, call me.
Agents, lawyers, finance and fitness coaches are looking for.
reference
[1] bean goose group
[2] for a two flags sister group
Author: mayor ,A human observer, with a cold face and a warm heart, his main business is social and livestock, and his side business is codewords.
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