Today I talk about the game Dream Football. iOS was launched more than ten days ago. I wanted to criticize it at that time. After I wrote more than half of the copywriting, I really had nothing to say, so I deleted the copywriting and didn’t do the video, but today I really could

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To be honest, I don’t want to say this game, because these two are too bad, and they are so bad that I don’t know what to write to describe it. Today I talk about the game Dream Football. iOS was launched more than ten days ago. I wanted to criticize it at that time. After I wrote more than half of the copywriting, I really had nothing to say, so I deleted the copywriting and didn’t do the video, but today I really couldn’t bear it.

The game is just launched on Android today, and I just happened to talk about it during the World Cup.

Game name: "Dream Football"

tap Rating: 3.3

Haoyou Kuaibo Rating: 5.7

Manufacturer: Lightning Interactive Entertainment

And the opportunity that makes me want to spray this game is, do you know what I saw a few days ago? It's really a long time to see. Everyone knows that Chinese football is bad, but I never expected it to be so bad! Beijing Guoan lost to an amateur county-level team in Gansu. With a high salary, he ate expensive, good and nutritious. He trained a group of jokes every day. In the past, when Tianjin TEDA and Beijing Guoan quarreled every day, the fans of the two teams were still in balance. It’s a blessing that I am not from Tianjin. If I were from Tianjin, I will immediately go to Beijing Guoan Club Department to make you laugh at me.

A professional club lost to a county-level amateur team, which really made me laugh. It’s just as good as , the level of in the Chinese Super League, and I have the face to authorize games. Is it worthy of it? Anyway, I have long stopped paying attention to domestic football events, and the Chinese national football team in my heart has long died in the year when Milu led the team into the World Cup in 2002. Although I lost to Brazil 0-8, I still think that was the most glorious one.

And the game I want to talk about today is the so-called genuine authorized mobile game of the Chinese Super League, Dream Football. This is the most trasty, worst and disgusting football game I have ever played so far. This game is not even as good as a Java football game I played with Nokia 5300 when I was a child, and it is even more so than the hot-blooded football on FC back then. I still hope it will be like the hot-blooded football, which will definitely kick all the characters inside one kick at a time.

Watch this game introduction, Apple More than 150 countries around the world recommend it. When I see this first sentence, I want to scold you. People all over the world know La Liga Bundesliga, etc., do you see how many countries except China know about the Chinese Super League? It has accumulated 27 years of football PVP battle game engine and took three years to create a hell-level difficult football e-sports mobile game. You can die if you don’t brag, right? After 27 years of precipitation, it took 3 years to make such a broken thing? Which one is not famous for Fifa or live? I really just brag about the draft without typing with my eyes closed.

brags like this, but the game turns out to be a pure card game, which has a bad relationship with football? Isn’t it called a football game just because eleven people are in the battle? You can change the name of this game to League of Legends e-sports football manager. See what is the difference between the cultivation of this character and the inferior card games produced by assembly line factories? Upgrade, breakthrough, training, isn’t this the old card game?

I originally wanted to replace all the players in my team with foreign players to play a game. This is not allowed to go sideways in the Chinese Super League. You can kill wherever you go. Even if your combat effectiveness is not as good as the opponent, you can win. There are still restrictions. Now you know how to be shameless? Why are you so shameless when you lose football and get scolded by more than one billion people across the country? All the dignity is trampled under your feet, and others even make fun of you and say a few words on Weibo, "Have you heard that you have to stand at attention when you get beaten?" I have this skill and use this temper on the court, not typing on Weibo .

Look at the battle of this game. All kinds of skills are coming to subdue dragons and tigers. What I know is playing football. I don’t know what you are fighting here. How is this playing football? This ** pure Japanese football player!

Alas, can you imagine that I wrote about two thousand words in this video, and now I have deleted it to more than 1,000 words. The remaining 1,000 words are basically swear words. I have released such a video. I won’t say it anymore, I’m really annoying. The national football team and the national game are both bad. The two can be linked together and it is indeed in line with the style of being bad. In the end, thousands of words are summed up into a very classic sentence to express my enthusiastic expectations for Chinese football and Chinese mobile games: xxx, refund money!

OK, I'm a new game, see you in the next junk game.