People feel refreshed during the Chinese New Year, and feel bored and complain a lot at home.
The famous Professor Kong Qingdong from the Department of Chinese at Peking University, once again played naughty on Weibo.
I don’t know which tendon was melted by alcohol. He suddenly put forward a shocking suggestion, saying that he was going to legislate to ban the New Year’s Eve dinner, and listed three good reasons:
The first reason is to eat the New Year’s Eve dinner every year. , There are many people who have vomiting and diarrhea. In severe cases, they go to the hospital for treatment, and those who fail to rescue them die with hatred.
The second reason is that you have to drink alcohol when you eat New Year’s Eve dinner. When you are drunk, you are prone to fights and even commit life crimes, which seriously damages social harmony.
The third reason is that advanced civilized countries do not eat New Year’s Eve dinner. China’s retention of this custom is a barbaric and backward custom, which seriously affects the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation.
Professor Kong is really worthy of the "Beijing Drunk Man", and all the points he put forward are somewhat drunk.
As soon as this phrase comes out, those cooks who have worked hard to prepare the New Year's Eve dinner will definitely be the first to tear off their aprons and raise their hands and feet in favor.
We are an advanced civilized country, how can we tolerate the barbaric dross of the New Year’s Eve dinner to affect the revival plan.
As for legislation, such a glorious and arduous task can only be entrusted to the talented and brilliant Professor Kong.
It is foreseeable that in the near future, the "Law on Prohibition of New Year's Eve Dinner" written by the 73rd generation of Confucius will be grandly promulgated. The process of China's revival will be accelerated by at least 10%, which is exciting to think about.
Before the New Year's Eve came, someone really responded to Professor Kong's call and began to say no to the New Year's Eve dinner.
There is a contractor in Gannan, Gansu, with a group of brothers working on the construction site.
After hard work, the Chinese New Year is about to come, but I didn't get the salary.
If I can't get the salary, how can I celebrate the New Year, how to eat the New Year's Eve dinner, how to explain to my wife and children?
Workers ask the foreman for money, and the foreman asks the person in charge of the construction site for money.
The money did not come, but the foreman climbed a 50-meter-high tower crane to ask for his life.
4 hours persuasion,The contractor finally persuaded him from the tower crane. After
came down, he was sent to the detention center.
The administrative detention was for 10 days because of malicious demand for salary and disrupting social order.
There is definitely no good New Year's Eve dinner in the detention center, and there will be no worries about workers asking for wages.
According to the third reason given by Professor Kong, the foreman was able to live a good year as he wished.
If construction workers are not paid, workers will not have money to spend a good year, and they will not be able to eat New Year's Eve dinner.
If they don't eat New Year's Eve dinner, they will not vomit or diarrhea in pain, nor will they drink and fight to endanger their lives.
So benevolent and kind, why don’t the contractors and migrant workers understand enlightenment and gratitude?
It seems that you really need to ask Professor Kong to teach these construction workers a lesson, let them know that there are three big benefits of not eating the New Year's Eve dinner.
Open his Weibo, you can see that the professor has four specialties:
One is a lecture meeting, the other is a draft interview, the third is a consultant guest, and the fourth is divination by name.
Look, how tall and magnificent.
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