July 06, 2022
@I will starve to death if I work
Why do many places have late-night canteens?
Answer: Because I work a lot of overtime, I feel sorry for myself if I don’t eat something good.
A kid who helps his mother buy groceries
@Min丨泯
KFC
#Batman:? ? #
Let’s play around with some of my case studies in life:
@奇思乱思吧
The slaves of in the Han Dynasty: Here.
The slave of the Qing Dynasty: Cha.
modern minions: Received.
Isn’t this me? ?
@ I will starve to death if I work
When I have a job, I feel like the company will go bankrupt without me. When I pay wages, I feel like the company is forcing me to leave.
Cancel in two days
The teacher accidentally put his finger on the paper. Who can resist not drawing? ?
"Contemporary Lu Xun"
@a ordinary Most black Americans
often feel that summer has been over-marketed. I really have enthusiastic fantasies about summer unconsciously. Romantic love and good friends, watermelon, summer nights, crayfish, roadside stalls. A beautiful fantasy composed of these and other phrases. But when I'm actually in the summer, most of the time I just want to die.
is too hot. Melts right out the door.
"The Fat Brothers"
originally wanted to give him ten points, but he called himself brother, and this point must be deducted.
It is reasonable to suspect that this word was added by Jay Chou himself.
. Fully filled with grass. . .
Aisha: "I went to your house in the middle of the night to steal the toilet"
# dc bar. Sasuke doesn't like communicating with others #
# The four words "natural selection" are full of cruelty and heavyness. The same is true in today's society. #
will see
ordinary cat and eight -footed double tail cats | last year 1853
, July 06, 2021,
adults agree that others may not agree to him.
even has its own clinic
@Plant_ poisoning:
One of the most difficult things in life: pulling out paper Pulled out the first one perfectly.
ordinary cat and eight-legged two-tailed cat
Every time I take the high-speed rail: I look at the carriage number on the way to the high-speed rail station, I look at the carriage number when I enter the station, and I look at the carriage number and check in when I'm sitting in the waiting hall. Look at the carriage number again.
Laughing to death, this is too true
How comfortable can the work and rest in kindergarten be?
@白仙女：
The mentality of doing things when you are young is: everything Not as difficult as imagined.
's current mentality in doing things is: nothing is as simple as it seems.
The importance of wearing seat belts
@Courier Wu Yanzu :
I won’t name anyone:
Resume: Proficient in using Office software
Reality: "Hey, how can I leave two spaces blank in word?"
#Cooperating merchants: Claypot rice #
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The seawater in the Pacific Ocean has a lower salt content, and the water color in the upper floors is lighter, and the overall color is greener. The Atlantic Ocean has higher salt content, darker water color, and overall color is bluer.
If no filter is added, it is initially judged to be the Atlantic Ocean.
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@杨小汝
is a very simple introductory book on dog psychology. Woohoo, the dog is fine.
A new way to refuse others to borrow money
@大头和his friends:
Two Northeasterners chatting, maybe they start reciting Zhao Benshan classic sketch, or you come and I go Regarding the lines of "Ma Dashuai", There must be a person who imitates and Van Der Biao , and he enjoys it.
See you tomorrow
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