1. Robber: "Tell me the password to the safe! I won't kill you!" Female staff: "I won't tell you even if you kill me! You ruined me, and I won't tell you!" The robber looked her up and down: "You have a beautiful idea!" 2. I went to eat noodles today, and a middle-aged woman at the next table came up to me with a dumpling in her mouth and said, "Do you want a virgin?" I was simply shocked: "You Is she still a virgin? " She slapped me without saying a word and took away the jealousy on my table. I felt so wronged and hurt. . . . . 3. At the beginning of the new semester, there was a new teacher. The teacher asked all the students in the class to write a personal introduction. After reading what the students wrote, the teacher said to the students, "Classmates, what is the most important thing about a person?" It’s integrity, right?” The students answered “Yes” and then the teacher said, “Okay, now let’s invite the students who wrote that their hearts are broken in their self-introductions to perform on stage, and the students who put their feet on the lightbulb will prepare.” 4. I had a dream last night and traveled to ancient times. A group of heroes came to my family and said that I would join them to travel around the world and do justice! Not far out of the house, I clasped my hands and said to my boss respectfully: "Brother, I forgot my mobile phone charger..." 5. Brother, is it you who went wrong or I went wrong.
6. If you like someone and think that you are penniless, think about it and forget it.
7. A man is ambitious in all directions, but almost starves to death in a foreign land.
8. It rained at night and I didn’t close the window, so moths entered the room.
9. Give you 100 million, are you willing to never use air conditioning?
10. Is it possible that the earth is the highest civilization in the universe?
11. The red side moved first. With all due respect, no one can save the red side?
12. Let’s chat, how to choose one of the two?
13. Do you still have such a careful boyfriend?
14. Did you all work as engineers when you were young?
15. When I came back from shopping, I thought I had been fined, but I was shocked.
16. Why don’t Chinese people eat goldfish?
17. Before and after marriage
18. The No. 2 bus parked at No. 8 Road, this is wrong
19. The first one can’t beat me, the second one I can’t beat her
Three people were a little out of breath, and four people were so pressed that they couldn't straighten their backs. This is life
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