should ● Get rich
A man farted in front of his friend. His friend almost fainted at the time, so he asked: What did you eat? smelly fart. The man said: What, are you okay and want the formula? ?
A loving couple
I went to have breakfast and eat noodles in the morning. I said I wanted two bowls. While the boss was cooking, he asked me: Should I take it away or take it away? I was confused at the time, and then the boss said to me loudly: Are you packing it or taking it away? I replied weakly: Can't we eat here?
It’s like life
On days when there is no activity, of course I will block you. Could it be that you are living a good life~
Is this really good?
I don’t understand how you can do so many stupid things in one day
I got up early
Good-looking skins are always the same
A: Remember to share the delicious food, do you understand?
B: Got it!
A: So next time you eat something delicious, do you know what to do?
B: I would say this tastes terrible.
A:…………
Good, very good
I found that he is educating people, but I have no evidence
How can you refute?
When something goes wrong, you must review it carefully and reflect carefully. As long as you summarize it well, you can always find the reason for the failure from others!
China’s Good Dad
Question: How to provoke the relationship between girls?
Answer: Leave a message under a photo of three girls, "You two are so beautiful."
National service Jordan applied to play
Parents hope that their children can inherit their legacy. The child said: I don’t want to live like they want.
The old man got stuck in the elevator. When the little girl saw this, she quickly pressed the door button. Unexpectedly, the old man went up and slapped her in the face. The little girl was too frightened to move!
It makes people grow old
"I saw at a glance that you are different from other women in the bar. Others are dancing, but you are the only one reading a book."
"Brother, I am looking at the menu."
Online Waiting
Conclusion: Make a fortune in silence, find wealth in danger, may you become rich without knowing it, good night
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