Staff: "We are history experts, why don't you understand?" Congresswoman Nancy Astor argued with Churchill. She said angrily: "If I were your wife, I would poison your coffee."

Puyi bought a ticket to visit the Forbidden City after his release : "This photo is not of Guangxu, it is of Zaifeng."

staff: "We are history experts, why don't you understand?"

Puyi: "I don't understand, But I know my dad."

Sima Yi: "Do you have a different opinion?"

Jiang Ji: "Yes...but I don't agree with my opinion."

Congresswoman Nancy Astor argued with Churchill He said angrily: "If I were your wife, I would poison your coffee."

Churchill: "If you were my wife, I would rather drink it." Shaking his head to attract the attention of others, the congressman said angrily: "Remind this Conservative friend that I am just stating my opinion." Churchill: "Remind this friend who is speaking, I am just shaking my head"

Bernard Shaw sent Churchill two theater tickets with the note: "Come to my new play and bring a friend, if you have a friend "

Churchill: "I can't catch up with the first show. I can watch the second show, if there is a second show."

Bernard Shaw sent anonymous letters to dozens of police chiefs: "Oh no, things are exposed."

The second show. Oh my God, several police chiefs ran away overnight.

"What's on your head? Is it a hat?"

Andersen : "What's on your hat? Is it your head?"

The origin of clinking glasses while drinking:

In ancient times, in order to prevent the wine from being poisoned, clinking glasses vigorously, The beer splashed into someone else's cup: "If you want to die together, you guys..." English: "Let's die..." Domestic: "Let one go..." I don't know which one... "Record:

If the food spoils, the dealer must destroy it immediately, otherwise he will be beaten 90 times with a cane. Selling harmful food that causes illness is punishable by one year in prison; selling harmful food that causes death is punishable by hanging.

There is a sentence on the ring of the Jewish king: "Everything shall pass."

When I am happy, this sentence makes me sad;

When I am sad, this sentence makes me happy.

Source: Dao Weitang