Recently, " Lin Zhengying " has been rampant across the country, and some netizens can't help but wonder, are there many zombies to catch?
Yunnan uncle thinks he is nine points similar to "Lin Zhengying". He carried a long sword on his back and called on the director to invite him to star in " Uncle Jiu Returns ".
Uncle thinks that it is not too much to ask for a 200,000 yuan salary with his " Uncle Ying face".
However, no director was willing to invite him, and even the original supporting role was not asked to him to play.
Yunnan uncle regretted the lion's words at the beginning and said bluntly that the directors are also very poor now and cannot give such high pay.
If I had to pay tens of thousands of dollars less at that time, maybe a director would have invited him.
Now you can only go back to your hometown in the countryside to work as a security guard. If there are any weddings and ice in the village, you will ask him to sing.
Compared with Yunnan's "Lin Zhengying"'s depression, the next Hunan "Lin Zhengying" is full of complacent.
Hunan uncle looks very much like Lin Zhengying, and he usually shoots some jokes to entertain himself.
The result was very lucky and was noticed by a well-known director for his appearance and acting skills.
The director spent millions of dollars to ask him to star in the remake of " Zombie Uncle ".
also invited a lot of original cast members to participate, and it is said that the whole drama costs 300 million yuan. Such a big production as
, and with the franchise of an uncle, the box office should be a big hit, right?
Among the "Lin Zhengying" they are located, the one who looks the most like is this Guangxi "Lin Zhengying".
Guangxi "Lin Zhengying" said: It's too difficult now. It's been half a year since I got home, and I have also shot so many short videos.
The "Uncle Ying" he plays has long been deeply rooted in people's hearts, why hasn't the director asked him to film?
The salary you requested is not high, it is only 200,000.
Guangxi Ying Shu said: Every time he broadcasts live, fans don’t give gifts to themselves.
No one can do anything at home, so they can only eat pho noodles to satisfy their hunger.
"Uncle Ying" occasionally goes to the city. When he meets tourists taking photos with him, he can earn five yuan.
However, sometimes there are accidents.
Once, Guangxi "Uncle Ying" was walking in the square when a mysterious guy suddenly appeared.
The young man walked to "Uncle Ying", and suddenly his hand was like a wind and lightning. He used a sunflower pointing hand to click "Uncle Ying".
As a result, "Uncle Ying" didn't hide, and the young man's spell was actually invalid for "Uncle Ying".
"Uncle Ying" sneered twice: Young people do not talk about martial ethics and engage in sneak attacks.
I was careless, there was no flash, but it was okay, I am "Uncle Ying", you can't click.
appeared with a Taoist robe, majestic!
However, some netizens said: This is , the martyrs of Baise Uprising, before , no slut dares to be weak, "Uncle Ying" is benefiting from the heroes.
Guangxi "Lin Zhengying" was also ashamed when he heard about it.
Recently, he dressed in Taoist robe and said: He is going to attend an important event.
Netizens have speculated whether they were going to Longhu Mountain in Jiangxi to participate in the Taoist grand event.
result, "Uncle Ying" said that this trip was to attend the niece's parent-teacher meeting.
Some netizens said: Isn’t it scaring the teacher when I go to a parent-teacher meeting in a Taoist robe?
"Uncle Ying" smiled bitterly, probably not going to wear Taoist robe again in the future!
Guangxi "Lin Zhengying" said bluntly: The profit has been too poor recently. The live broadcast only costs more than ten yuan in one night, which is not enough for a meal.
Last time I stole the chicken from my neighbor's house and almost got beaten, which made me embarrassed.
helplessly return to his old business, start a truck, and be a truck driver, at least he can have enough food.
Guangxi "Lin Zhengying" made this difficult decision was also a helpless move.
Some time ago, Guangxi "Lin Zhengying" was looking around at someone else's doorstep early in the morning with a wooden sword on his back.
directly scared the neighbors, thinking there was something dirty?
Seeing the neighbor so nervous, the young man hurriedly explained: Recently, someone wanted to invite him to participate in a micro-film.
And he dressed up like this just to practice the characters in the movie in advance.
He also said: This time he was asked to play Uncle Jiu’s junior brother.
Although his scenes in the movie are only three minutes, the young man is a dedicated actor.
started to think about how to play this role in advance.
I have to admire the young man's professionalism, and congratulations to the young man for watching the clouds clear and seeing the moon bright, and finally looking forward to his own mentor.
The young man originally had a good job with an annual salary of up to 28,000, because when he was washing his face, he saw that he looked like Lin Zhengying from the basin.
resolutely quit this good job with an annual salary of 28,000 yuan despite the boss' repeated kindness to dissuade him.
After returning to the village, he closed his door for three days and bought clothes and props online.
After going out on three days, dress up as Uncle Ying and meditate in the village every day.
makes the villagers panic and they all feel that there is something unclean in the village.
The young man was depressed and put on his robe and wandered around the streets of the county town, but it still didn't cause any sensation.
just occasionally goes to some hotel doors and is bombarded by the security guard at the door.
The young man really can’t figure it out. Have you never seen old Hong Kong movies and don’t know Uncle Ying?
At that time, some netizens said: Isn’t it good to stay in the factory and drill screws well? It's embarrassing to come out!
is ready now, and I have lost my job. It will probably be difficult to find such a good job!
people are more important to know themselves. Uncle Ying cannot be imitated by anyone who wants to imitate it.
It’s not good to look like you. Do you have Uncle Ying’s martial arts skills and righteousness?
However, some netizens also expressed their support: the young man and Uncle Ying look 80% similar.
If you can go to Hengdian, you may be attracted by a great director, become Uncle Ying's successor, and reach the peak of your life!
This is a big director who came to the door. Although he is not the starring actor, he has a strong role.
drama is greater than the sky, and the young man is still professional.
But later the director called him again and notified him that someone had chosen to play "junior brother". Is it OK to play "zombie", and the young man refused the sage.
Afterwards, Guangxi "Lin Zhengying" asked two nieces to shoot jokes with him at a daily salary of 30 yuan.
He also taught his two nieces to study performances and take them to Hengdian to film in the future.
But his brother is not very supportive and thinks that his younger brother is not doing his job in filming and will also lead his two daughters!
Although Uncle Ying decided to drive a truck, this is also a temporary solution.
If a director asks him to film, he will still be willing to film as long as he gets 800,000 yuan in the film.
I believe that in the near future, I will become a superstar!
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