Author | Nezha
Editor | Wufly Song
Original Produced by Xiaofeng Xiaolang
Last night, the fifth season of " Talk Show Conference " ended.
The slogan of this season is, "Happy for everyone in 5 minutes ", but the program is really not ideal.
On the day of the end, the Douban score of "Talk Show 5" was frozen at 5.4 points, which was 0.5 points lower than " Tucao Conference 4", which was the worst in the past.
As a talk show that started to be in the trap since "Tonight's 80s", and has also seen Li Dan with pink cockscombs on stage to play games:
Seeing "Talk Show Conference" under the influence of various factors, it was a bit sad and walked down from the altar.
Despite this, when domestic entertainment variety shows are bad, the audience still needs it, even if it is a 5-point variety show.
We need its offensive posture and we need it to tear open the scars of reality without restraint.
also needs it to use happy jokes to urge us to secrete dopamine , and forget the pain wound for the time being.
Just like Lu Yu said, things that everyone wants to express but has nowhere to say are hidden in jokes .
I will pick a few sentences and share them with you.
talk show:
new type of domestic entertainment Vanity Fair
This season's talk show created a 1:1 replica of domestic entertainment for the audience.
female star Zhou Xun Na Ying, she has never watched a talk show much, but she has become a joker who controls the actors' stay or not.
has also become the first "highlight" to be criticized.
The actor Meng Chuan was the actor . He said that he wanted to find a school district house for his child to register.
However, the budget is limited, and the scope of finding a house gradually changed from a normal apartment to a haunted house.
Zhou Xun squinted his eyes halfway down the stage and looked drowsy. Later, some people said that the thing similar to a ring on her hand was an electronic Buddha chanting instrument.
The actor talked about buying a house on stage crying, education, and going to school, and Zhou Xun chanted Buddha's name electronically offstage.
Even if it is the actress who once exclaimed "many people" in Cannes, even if you are the "people who are most annoying to pretend to be x".
Na Ying offside and filmed Da ZhangweiHang Lights
The huge class difference between female stars and the public is opened at this moment.
Happiness has classes, this is true between celebrities and talk show actors, and the same is true between talk show leaders and ordinary actors.
talk show actors, some veteran backbone were promoted from performing guests to "comedy leader" with half performance and half revision.
Their topics have also changed from previous marriages, drifting in Beijing, and overtime to a boring life of "simple and unpretentious" after becoming famous.
Yang Li talks about her taking endorsements, Rock talks about him being in love, Cheng Lu talks about him being the leader of Xiaoguo , Li Dan occasionally talks about becoming famous and divorced.
This may be the first lesson that the talk show conference has brought to ordinary audiences.
In the entertainment industry, interesting rules are undercurrents, and only corruption and boredom are placed on the surface.
After all, even if the leaders talk too badly, some people still applaud and some people take pictures of the lights.
"Divorted woman,
is only suitable for listening to second-hand roses?"
Once people have a circle, they will be trapped in the circle and no longer hear the outside world's voice.
In the circle drawn by Li Dan as the center and several leaders as the radius, everyone infinitely amplifies the things in their circle.
Divorce is a matter between men and women. The whole world knows that only Li Dan, the circle of people, may be the only one who is in the divorce cooling-off period, and the maker does not know.
"Tonight Post-80s" Cheng Lu
and Cheng Lu
, who PK on the same stage with Siwen , divorced, Siwen briefly left the stage of the talk show conference. She did not have a platform of the same scale to fight back or explain.
On this year's talk show stage, Siwen, who chose the same group with Cheng Lu, finally talked about the divorce meme.
The difference is that she is not limited to a small circle.
From the trivial matters at home, I talked about the dilemma of a divorced woman.
In the years since she was not on stage, she forced herself to smile when she put on makeup, and she was haggard and lonely without makeup.
Even if you listen to songs and divorced women can only listen to second-hand roses.
Siwen questioned: Is the only way for a divorced woman to have a marriage again?
She did not refute this sentence, but the answer floated in the air.
Coincidentally, Lu Yu said to a male contestant who joked about medical beauty industry in the program:
"Creating this phenomenon (the rise of medical beauty projects), I think you men have made great contributions."
Later, in the program, the content of divorce memes dropped rapidly, and Cheng Lu was also quickly eliminated.
"You are
silly and sad"
This season's runner-up, bird , introverted, with a harmless face for humans and animals.
It seems that in every class, there would be a student in every class who talked hard and didn’t talk much about .
Introversion is her posture, and offense is her attitude towards reality.
Someone questioned why she was so introverted and could perform on stage. She retorted:
Others are fighting for talk show kings. Am I here to be the best actress ?
Someone asked her if her surname is Li, and she can only maintain her quota and advance.
She said, then why can’t Li Dan take the surname Bird?
She said she could only remember these words on the Internet, because she was always pessimistic about reality.
Yes, just like this baby face wearing round glasses, it can't deal with reality, so I have to take action on myself.
Others turn a blind eye to the pain in reality, which is called silly joy.
I face the reality pessimistically, but I am powerless to change. I watch everything come and feel my own death little by little. This is called stupid and sadness.
has nothing to do, only stupid and sad, and only stupid and sad.
When I was a student, all the preparations people could make for their future were just learning, that is, extracurricular interest classes and in-class real questions.
Wait until you enter society with a diploma, try to stretch your fists and show your ambitions.
only realized that I could only read the real questions.
However, in the misunderstandings of life, no one will provide you with detailed and neat reference answers.
The answer given to you is the answer I hated most when I was a child:
"slightly".
You have tasted all the wrong questions and are struggling to find the best solution.
Before finding the answer, life only says "slightly" to you.
is a little more open, and it may be that life is sticking out its tongue and joking with you, "slightly".
can’t be clear, then there is only “silly and sad”.
"Young people in their 20s,
How can I have so much money?"
Bird has an ordinary face, but she has an extraordinary brain, that is, the talent for hard work that ordinary people can't reach.
Someone has a top 3 beautiful face among talk show actors, but they can only be an ordinary actor.
Jiang Zihao, a veteran figure in the talk show. When he won the first season of Pang Bo , he had already participated as a formal contestant.
Over the years, he has watched batches of novices appear on stage, and he has watched the old contestants who cannot support them retreat to the second line.
runs with him for 5 seasons, and he finally ushered in his highlight moment:
A certain stage was seen by everyone, and he achieved reposts and comments and likes over one million.
traffic tide receded, and he found that he was still the ordinary person who couldn't do the top and was just walking around with others.
is used to reading Xiaohongshu adult gift car Ferrari , and has the so-called "dry goods" experience of getting rich by earning millions at the age of 20.
Most young people in their 20s can only be a screw in large houses and small factories.
After renting a better house, I can only eat with it.
I ordered some expensive roast goose rice today, and I took it into two meals, thinking about where to save a sum of money to piece together the rent paid in season.
Jiang Zihao has been doing a talk show in the past few years, and it is similar to our screws.
Only people who have gathered all their luck and talents like Pang Bo and Li Dan can make a fortune.
In any seemingly prosperous circle, becoming famous and becoming rich are all "perverts" in a million.
advance in small storms and waves, fighting against life, this is the norm.
"We all have diseases,
is just my obvious."
This is what Xiaojia said last season.
Xiaojia, whose brain is deficient in oxygen at birth, suffers from neurological diseases, and speaks a little confused.
He originally wanted to say that is not himself who is sick, but this world.
He hates others' condescending pity for him, and describes him as a talk show actor with a disabled and strong will.
Wang Jianguo helped him revise the manuscript and mentioned this sentence:
may be in this world, but Xiaojia's disease is more obvious.
This year, he mentioned his words because on this stage this year, he seems to be on the same front as the world.
He has the courage to joke about his flaws and tease everyone with his "inspirational story":
A young man with a disabled and strong mind appeared on the talk show stage, can you?
He said that his biggest gain on the show is that he can make money by taking business like other actors.
Even though the reporter asked over and over again, he still insisted on his opinion, tilted his head and said with a wicked smile: At the award ceremony of the last episode of
, Li Dan could have done something.
He really gave Xiao Jia Nian the opportunity to advertise on the oral broadcast.
Xiaojia happily carried the camera, shook her head, and couldn't help laughing.
After reading several advertisements, he looked up at Li Dan beside him:
I received the advertisement, can you?
talk show conference ends,
"no roots"
My favorite joke this season, and I will say at the end, Tong Monan's work "Beixiaguan".
Tong Mo Nan had attention deficits when he was a child and went to elementary school seven times, but was unable to adapt to the environment.
For his desperate parents, he placed him at 3 o'clock and stood in Beixiaguan Primary School where he was basking in the sun and breeze on the playground every day.
In Beixiaguan, Tong Monan spent his happiest childhood.
has not been carved and polished by the exam-oriented education, and Tong Monan still grew up to be a normal person who loves literature and thinks.
However, later Beixiaguan Primary School was merged by other primary schools. That carefree and carefree childhood that was playing football could only sway in memory.
Tong Monan's father notified him on the phone:
"You have no roots."
Every child who grows up under the examination-oriented education system should feel the same way.
Or, everyone who has memories of 2019 will feel the same way.
When memories become luxury, the only intersection between reality and ideals is cut off, and the way to happiness is far away.
We will eventually be swept by time and enter the crowded track step by step.
The talk show, which was once full of happiness, passion, nonsense, and offensive jokes, inevitably disappeared in this world like Beixiaguan.
Rather than saying that I miss talk shows, I miss three or four years ago.
offline performances are as usual, Weibo open comments, everyone takes photos with their faces, and the days when film and television variety shows are blooming.
We have all stood in the playground of "Beixiaguan", and the summer cicadas and winter snow are so happy.
Nowadays, most people can only open a pretty interesting program at the intersection before going to bed after get off work:
allows themselves to entertain easily during this fragmented rest time.
Because this 5-minute happiness may be the only thing we can care about and try our best to grasp.
Qiu Rui said that talk show actors are like electric cars in the city. They may not have non-motorized lanes, but they may be able to squeeze out their own path.
It is the only means of transportation in the city that can honk the horn.
We need a talk show, because it can also pull the throat in some cracks and shout a few words.
No matter whether the tone of his calling is high or dumb.
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