Domestic drama profession is not profession anymore.
It is said that we are not surprised by this kind of failure.
But really, every time, I still can't help laughing.
" The Little Forest of Two People ".
The main promotion of this drama is: original forest-based love drama.
Hiss... Where can something go wrong? What kind of "bad mind" can a love drama have?
But.
Just flip it into one word "Song" .
The settings of the male and female protagonists of this drama are as follows: the female protagonist, fashion blogger, ornithology doctor. The male protagonist, a professor of botany who is obsessed with scientific research.
Key points: is obsessed with scientific research . (The implication is that except for scientific research, I am not very interested in other things)
plot introduction also says this: Botany professors who are committed to the cultivation and research of Artemisia tangerine are devoted to scientific research and are indifferent to secular fame and fortune and social interaction.
Professor who soaks in the wild and deals with plants all day long.
like this?
△ Professor of Fujian Agricultural and Forestry University Lin Zhanhua (the prototype of the character played by Huang Jue in " Mountains and Seas ")
So?
△ The Japanese drama "Lan Man" starring Kanmu Takasuke
No more so?
△ The animal behaviorist
but never expected it.
Such a botany professor who has devoted all his enthusiasm and energy to scientific research is like this.
△? ? ?
Look at my years of peace and stability in the world, and I am alone and beautiful...Song...Song photo...
But who are these slim suits and trousers insulting? Can you move your legs and move them?
is not Sir is here to ask trouble.
The serious botany professor on Weibo has come out to clarify:
"Clarify, our botany professors don't wear formal clothes in the wild, even casual styles. First, they don't have the activity, and second, they make them feel distressed. Of course, it is not ruled out that there are professors who are not short of money and need to maintain their temperament at any time."
does not have nothing to do with the professor.
Professional , and has also been questioned:
"About this magnifying glass, this is used by old gentlemen with poor eyesight to read text materials in the specimen hall. They don't bring this when they go out of the wild, and they are too heavy. We have a small hand mirror, which can also be changed. Of course, it is not ruled out that there are professors who like to burn ant with magnifying glass."
Finally, from the underlying logic, it gave the drama a fatal blow:
"It is said that the way the heroine of this drama chases the male lead is to help him find the wormwood... Let me say that, if wormwood needs help to find it, this man will definitely not be a professor of botany."
Of course he is qualified to be a professor of botany.
From exaggerated costumes and makeup to perfunctory professional knowledge, to plot logic flaws.
This can see through the professional bug of at a glance... I really don't take the audience seriously.
Of course, we cannot demand that film and television works be completely realistic.
But when should have professional first professional plot, pretended to be crazy and stupid again and again, pressing the audience's IQ bottom line to the ground, Sir couldn't help but want to defeat magic with magic.
First of all, please contact , Mr. Jin Dong , who has always loved reading.
In "Surgeon", Jin Dong plays Zhuang Shu , a thoracic surgeon expert...
That day, because of love, he grabbed the scalpel on the table and trimmed his eyebrows for his sweetheart.
△ The heroine was shocked not because she felt dangerous, but because the hero was not closing the door
This…………
I couldn’t help but want to recommend Mr. Jin.
"Basic Operations of Surgery".
also needs to make up lessons and "Please give me more advice for the rest of my life".
"The heart rate of a normal person is 70 to 80 times per minute."
The person who said this was the doctor Gu Wei played by Xiao Zhan .
Thank you Dr. Gu for being so keen on generating income for the hospital.
Redefines the heart rate too fast with just one sentence.
What is the normal heart rate in people?
Then carefully ponder the expressions of our Yang Zi girl.
perfectly interprets why normal people are stunned when frightened.
Never underestimate the level of domestic professional drama nonsense .
This is not.
"Youth Doctor " is dissatisfied.
When the doctor played by Renzhong skillfully blurted out " 9% of normal saline 100 ml ".
Sir will know.
In the eyes of these doctors, patients are not humans.
Sir solemnly popularizes common sense:
Generally speaking, when the concentration of saline reaches 9% of the saline, it has nothing to do with "physiology".
The kimchi water we use to pickle pickles has a salinity of about 3-5%.
%, in fact, you can give me a bottle of poison directly.
Of course.
The urinary nature is bad. It is bad. It is definitely not a bad movie, but a bad movie.
is not a bad one, it is a bad one, it is a bad one, is a bad one .
This is not.
The chemistry representative team is coming towards us.
Let’s get some hard first.
△ Picture source watermark
Did you see the problem?
Chemical knowledge involved in this figure: Nitric oxide is a gas, and the arrow will not hit downwards. Downwards indicate settlement, and nitric oxide is not unexpected, it should... not settle.
OK.
Sir admitted that Sir's high school chemistry was also given to the teacher.
This paragraph is "copy" online.
but but.
Teacher, don’t worry.
Sir still remember those two words save lives .
The sentence is:
Don’t blow Alcohol lamp , use the lid to remove it!
△《Living Color and Fragrance》
Another sentence is:
Don't pour liquids into each other with test tubes.
Use a glass rod to drain the flow!
△ "It's time to start", the chemistry teacher's coffin board can't hold back
compared to.
Geography teachers should feel relieved.
After all, jokes like "North Latitude 108°" have been told twice, and it is just a joke.
— North latitude is only 0-90 degrees...
just.
Considering that this has been managed by military management, the escort formation that should be more sensitive to search and rescue location information, Sir wanted to cry again.
Frankly.
Sir has been having a confusion for a long time.
Why is such a conspicuous common sense mistake? From the screenwriter, to the actor, to the editing, and even the director who made the final decision, no one has raised it.
If your intelligence is normal, how can you say seriously "Once this kind of lock is hung up, you must use a key to open it."
or ——
"These 12 broken hands are not from the same corpse" such nonsense "My mother is my mother".
If intelligence is normal.
How can you seriously do such a stupid thing as putting stethoscope on the heroine's neckline?
Please ask. Who is sick
?
Maybe the truth is:
No one is sick.
They are not intellectual defects.
They are not invisible or can’t hear it.
They actually don’t want to watch it or listen.
In essence, they don't care.
We know they are pretending to be crazy, they also know they are pretending to be crazy, they know we know they are pretending to be crazy, and we also know they know we know they are pretending to be crazy.
But they still pretend to be crazy and stupid.
Anyway.
If you are wrong, you are wrong.
At most, I will be scolded twice.
drama photos, money photos are collected.
Anyway.
As long as the sickle coated with honey is swung, the leeks (traffic) will continue to flow.
part of the workplace drama
You should not be too serious
The main selling point of this drama
reflected in the love drama later
△ " Love is delicious "
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Editor assistant: Yimou emo