A very favorite saying: Life is expected to be full of expectations, and there will also be unexpected joys. Life is so delicate, why bother with chicken feathers on the ground? Leisure must be savory, busyness must be valuable; no need to think blindly, the goal must be clear, the action must be quick, do more, get less, smile often, know how to be content, do not envy No matter who you are, don’t please anyone, complain less, be more positive, do a good job when you are neither busy nor idle, and live a wonderful life when you are neither salty nor dull.
When the wind blows, learn to dance with the wind. When it rains, learn to hold your own umbrella.
After the book was picked up from the last chapter, the Third Master did not expect that securing the match would be so enjoyable this time. Wang Caifeng agreed, and he was so happy that he hummed the tune while walking home.
The next day, the third master went to Jiaojiawopu. He wanted to convey this happy event to Jiao Ren, who was a private teacher.
When the third master stepped into the door of Jiao Ren's house, Jiao Ren saw the third master. He hurriedly put a smile on his face and said enthusiastically: "Third uncle, when did the fragrant wind bring you here? Come on, please come inside."
The third uncle grinned and laughed: "You are worthy of being a teacher. , what you say is really attractive, there is no wind, there is no wind today, hahahahaha. "
This is called, not talking, not laughing, not lively.
Jiao Ren's father, Jiao Zuofu, was smoking beside the kang, with smoke rings appearing one after another. Jiao Ren's mother was wiping the cabinets in the house with a rag.
As soon as the third master arrived, Jiao Ren's father and mother hurriedly greeted him warmly, made tea and water, and filled a large plate with filter cigarettes with handles, as well as home-grown melon seeds and peanuts.
"Third brother, you are here to make Brother Jiao's house shine! Come on, drink some tea to warm yourself up and smoke a cigarette." Jiao Zuofu is a retired teacher who speaks elegantly.
Third Master liked to hear what he said and was very impressed by what he said. He said: "Brothers and brothers, your business is my business. Can I watch Jiao Ren and my nephew be a bachelor? What's more, he is also a cultural man, ordinary people like him I don’t like it yet!”
"Yes! Yes! My Jiao Ren is good at everything, but his marriage is not what he wants. As for the partner, after looking at a few, it just doesn't work out. His father and I are very anxious and angry over his affairs. !" said Jiao Ren's mother.
"What's the use of getting angry? It's because the fate has not come yet. As the saying goes, it's not your destiny to be a monk. Sooner or later, you will marry a wife." The third master comforted.
"This is the reason, but persuading the skin can't persuade the body. Look, I almost forgot, third brother, how is the thing we asked you to do?" Jiao Ren's mother slapped her thigh.
"I don't go to the Three Treasures Palace for anything. I will do important things when entrusted by others. I walked fifteen miles this time just to tell you."
"How is it? Do you have any clues?" Jiao Ren's parents asked in unison.
Jiao Ren, who was sitting aside, cast his eyes on the third master. It was not difficult to see from his eyes that he also wanted to know whether this matter would succeed or not!
The third master deliberately let it slip, and he sighed.
"Oh! What should I say? It's a long story for a child without a mother!"
"Third brother, change it to a cigarette and talk slowly." Jiao Zuofu was not disappointed.
"Third brother, come and try this Maojian tea. It's delicious." Jiao Ren's mother got up and poured tea for Third Master.
The third master then said calmly: "I went to the woman's house, I told her what happened, but they didn't agree and kicked me out. I was holding my breath and angry, and I started talking several times. Blister, tell me, I am a mediator and I am supporting two families, what is my intention?"
As soon as the third master said these words, the expressions of the other three people changed instantly, and they immediately looked unhappy.
"Is it bad? Didn't it work?" Jiao Ren's girly face pulled at the elder, as if someone owed her fifty cents and hadn't paid back.
"If you are yellow, then you will be yellow. It is destiny. Who can change your destiny? It is my son's turn to continue to be a bachelor!" Jiao Zuofu said this.
"I haven't finished speaking yet. Look at you. Can you do it?" The third master curled his lips and looked unhappy.
"What? Is there any way?" Jiao Ren's mother's face changed immediately, like a chameleon, changing at will.
"Well, there was a way. I was kicked out. A few days later I went back. After I tried my best to say all the good things, I got the woman's consent! Alas! It was so difficult. ! "It's too difficult for me!"
Mr. San said a few words: "It's too difficult for me. It's too difficult for me." The meaning is very clear. It depends on you if you can do something wrong. Otherwise, I will waste all my spit. .
Travel thousands of miles to become an official just for food and clothing. Supporting two families with one hand, why do you want to protect the media?
Mr. San is also more realistic. He believes that money is the most important and reliable thing. Without it, it is really impossible to have fun and live!
Besides, the media guarantee is successful, you are now a family, you can hug each other and sleep with me at night. If I don’t pay for it, what will I eat? What to drink? What's the intention? I'm not Lei Feng!
What else can I say? If you understand someone, you will know it. If you are a fool, you can’t beat him back with a stick or a stick.
Jiaozuofu once said that if the third master can guarantee this marriage, he will willingly pay 1,000 yuan to honor the third master. Although this marriage is not certain, in general, it is still a step forward. Once you take one step, you don’t have to worry about that step. As the saying goes, good things come hard.
"Jiao Ren, go ahead." Jiaozuo server winked.
Jiao Ren's mother has lived and slept with Jiao Zuofu for so many years. If you don't understand this wink, wouldn't you be too stupid!
Jiao Ren screwed up his ass and went to the east room. When he got to the double sliding door closet in the east room, he took out 500 yuan from a wad of money, then closed the closet door, and then returned to the west room.
"Master, here it is." Jiao Ren's mother handed 500 yuan to Jiao Zuofu.
Jiao Zuofu smiled and said: "Third brother, this marriage depends entirely on you. You can take the 500 yuan first and save it to buy tea bags."
"Oh, brother, what are you doing? Ha? Isn’t this embarrassing for me? I’m so warm-hearted, I can’t bear to see my nephew become a bachelor, otherwise I wouldn’t have time to talk about this?” The third master pretends to treat money like dirt!
installed, continue to install! Sanye's disguise skills can be called a first-class actor. He doesn't need to read the lines or demonstrate, and can freely show his true nature.
"Third Brother, you have to accept this money no matter what. From now on, I will rely on Third Brother to contribute to this matter. Besides, running so far for more than ten miles, brother, if I don't say anything, it would be too much." It's very satisfying, but it's not enough!"
Seeing Jiao Zuofu's sincerity, the third master didn't need to continue acting, so he smiled.
"Okay, okay, it's better to be respectful than to obey. Then Third Brother, I will lose my money. I'll take it, I'll take it."
As he said that, Third Brother put the 500 yuan into the greasy cotton-padded jacket. , then he picked up the cup of tea on the kang and took a deep sip.
"Well, this tea is good, I like it." The third master repeatedly praised the tea as delicious.
"Third brother, does this tea taste good? Jiao Ren, go and get a bag of Maojian for your third uncle. Let your third uncle drink it at home when you leave." Jiao Ren's mother said to Jiao Ren.
"Okay." Jiao Ren replied, turned around and went into the east room to get some Maojian tea.
In the west room, Jiao Zuofu, Jiao Ren, and the third master continued to chat, and finally made a decision to check the date, and decided to meet Jiao Ren and Wang Caifeng as soon as possible to avoid long nights and dreams, and late changes.
"It's better to choose a day than to hit it, so let's do it this Sunday. It happens that my son has Sunday off and won't have classes." Jiao Zuofu made the decision.
"Master, you have the final say, so let's leave it like this. Third brother, what do you say?"
Jiao Ren's mother looked at the third master, who nodded, "Okay, then on this Sunday, we will It’s settled, we have to hurry up, otherwise the girl’s family will regret it too late!”
On that day, Mr. San had a sumptuous lunch at Fu’s house in Jiaozuo, with lots of smoke, wine and tea. Before leaving, Jiao Ren drove a van to deliver Mr. San's home.
Sunday was still two days away, and Jiao Ren began to be absent-minded. He only taught half an hour in the classroom for a forty-minute history class, and all he could think about was his wife.
A man should get married if he is a college student, and a woman should marry if she is a college student.
Jiao Ren is a human being, not a god. He also has seven emotions and six desires, and he also eats the fireworks of the world. After all, he has been a bachelor for more than thirty years, and he knows what it feels like to be hot and cold!
(The picture comes from Toutiao Free Gallery, to be continued. This article is adapted from real events. Follow me and I will take you to watch the 100th episode of Mountain Village Crazy Woman. Thank you all for watching. Thank you. See you in the 100th episode.)
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