鍵盤俠|🙄不是布蘭妮就沒事?文班學學杜蘭特吧 他是一股清流啊

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鍵盤俠|🙄不是布蘭妮就沒事?文班學學杜蘭特吧 他是一股清流啊 - 天天要聞

新聞鏈接>>>>>>TMZ:「小甜甜」布蘭妮報警稱 自己在試圖與文班合影時被保鏢掌摑

新聞鏈接>>>>>>布蘭妮聲明:我的保鏢也沒有毆打粉絲 我還沒有得到文班的道歉

新聞鏈接>>>>>>持續發酵!文班IG評論區淪陷 網友譴責並要求其公開向布蘭妮道歉

新聞鏈接>>>>>>文班亞馬:我以為這沒什麼大不了的 回酒店才知道當事人是布蘭妮

「小甜甜」布蘭妮被文班亞馬的保鏢掌摑,此事一經報道便廣受關注。想必吧友們今日也已熟知此事。

在美國論壇上,美網友也對此事進行了熱議,如下是部分美網友的評論。

[–]Raptorsarvtovi 15.3k points 17 hours ago

「I thought you were a regular person which would have made me slapping you acceptable」

猛龍球迷:「是個誤會你別當真~以為你是個純路人~扇一巴掌也沒人疼~」

新聞鏈接>>>>>>文班亞馬:我以為這沒什麼大不了的 回酒店才知道當事人是布蘭妮

–]Lakersrhugghed 66 points 15 hours ago

「I wouldn』t even be apologizing to you if I didn』t realize that you』re Britney Spears.」

湖人球迷:「要不是你叫小甜甜~想都別想我會道歉~蹭我流量臭不要臉~」

新聞鏈接>>>>>>布蘭妮聲明:我的保鏢也沒有毆打粉絲 我還沒有得到文班的道歉

[–]LakersPolarBearLaFlare 3473 points 16 hours ago

They really treat regular people like nothing lol I happened to be in the same club as Drake and Von Miller one night and they made sure to let everyone know they were there cause their security teams were just bulldozing through people to get to their sections; they didn』t give a damn if you were old, black, white, etc. if Drake was walking through you were about to get shoved

湖人球迷:這些大明星是真不把老百姓當人看啊,哈哈哈!有一次晚上,我恰好和德雷克還有Von Miller(NFL球星)在同一個夜店,當時他們動靜整得挺大,以確保在場的每個人都知道他倆也在這個夜店!他們的安保人員像推土機一樣撞開人群,生生地從人群中開出了一條路,通往他們的包廂!他們才不管你是白人、黑人還是老年人,只要德雷克從你身邊走過,你就會像中了神羅天征一樣被彈開!

鍵盤俠|🙄不是布蘭妮就沒事?文班學學杜蘭特吧 他是一股清流啊 - 天天要聞

[–]LakersFuzzyRo 353 points 15 hours ago

on the flip side was at a table at Greystone right next to KD and he was super chill and low key minimal security

湖人球迷:反觀杜蘭特~有一次在一家酒店,我就坐在杜蘭特旁邊的桌子,他看上去超級淡然、低調,幾乎不設防~

[–]Nuggetsmisterhubris 143 points 13 hours ago

Forreal. I worked in restaurants and KD would come in often. Big group but kept em all in line and everyone was great.

掘金球迷:千真萬確!我在餐館工作,杜蘭特經常來這兒覓食,每次都帶來很多人,但是他讓同伴都排隊有序就餐,而且他們待人都很棒~

[–]degradedchimp 62 points 5 hours ago

MVP momma effect

球迷:杜蘭特的MVP媽媽教導有方啊~~

[–]NarrativeEnergy 256 points 14 hours ago

KD is a man of the people

球迷:杜蘭特就是一個普通老百姓~

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[–]WarriorsFiveTalents 112 points 8 hours ago

I remember when KD first arrived in the Bay Area, a video came out of him just riding the BART like a normal person lol

勇士球迷:我記得當初杜蘭特初到灣區的那段時間,當時有一個視頻,杜蘭特坐著地鐵,跟個小老百姓一毛一樣,哈哈哈哈~~~

鍵盤俠|🙄不是布蘭妮就沒事?文班學學杜蘭特吧 他是一股清流啊 - 天天要聞

[–]Celticseamonious 762 points 16 hours ago

Tbf as a regular person I would never go up and tap Wemby on the shoulder in public. But if I did, I still wouldn』t expect to be bitchslapped for it.

凱爾特人球迷:講真的,作為一個普通人,我絕對不會在公眾場合湊上去拍文班亞馬的肩膀…不過哪怕是我真的這麼做了,我也絕對想像不到自己會被扔臭大姐似的被扇翻在地…

[–]Timberwolvesironsuperman 403 points 16 hours ago

I bet you wouldn't even reach his shoulder.

森林狼球迷:樓上的你想多了,我打賭你估計連文班亞馬肩膀都夠不到…

[–]LakersRyanGreenOnMyCock 229 points 16 hours ago

Wait how the hell did Britney reach it

She was tapping on my dudes hips

湖人球迷:我靠…等等…說得對啊!布蘭妮怎麼可能夠得到文班亞馬的肩膀啊??小甜甜拍得恐怕是我文班兄的屁屁啊!!!

鍵盤俠|🙄不是布蘭妮就沒事?文班學學杜蘭特吧 他是一股清流啊 - 天天要聞

[–]Thunderfryseyes 296 points 15 hours ago

Regardless of apology - I'm hoping Britney does what most "regular" people can't: charge him, sue him, get his ass fired. Can't imagine this is the first time he's overreacted like this.

雷霆球迷:不要管啥道歉不道歉了!我希望布蘭妮可以給普通人伸張正義!做一些普通人不曾有辦法做到的事情:控訴他!起訴他!讓他被裁掉!如果說這種過激行為是他第一次做,我才不信!

[–]Trail BlazersWhyTheMahoska 127 points 14 hours ago

She needs to massively improve her own personal security. There's absolutely no way that an NBA rookie should have better goons than Britney fucking Spears

As soon as that motherfuckers hand was halfway through the air, it should have been a goddamn situation

開拓者球迷:布蘭妮得好好增強下她自己的個人安保了!一個NBA菜鳥的保鏢團隊竟然比小甜甜布蘭妮的還要好?我靠這還有天理嗎!!這些狗日的敢把手撩起來朝布蘭妮稍稍擺弄一小下,應該直接他媽的被干翻在地!這才像話啊!

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[–]wazzle13 627 points 17 hours ago

The funny thing is she was able to get close enough to him to tap his shoulder, what kind of shitty security is that lol

球迷:搞笑的是,布蘭妮竟然可以湊得這麼近,近到可以拍到文班的肩膀…這是什麼狗屎安保啊我說,哈哈哈!

[–]Zlasher8 192 points 17 hours ago

She probably can barely reach his shoulder blade let alone his shoulder.

球迷:布蘭妮可能連碰到文班的肩胛骨都費勁,更別說他的肩膀了…

[–]North_Atlantic_Sea 133 points 17 hours ago

Unless he eats while standing, he was probably sitting down at his table.

球迷:這樣說除非文班是站著在吃東西,但他很可能是在桌子旁坐著的~~

[–]CavaliersTribe740 1742 points 18 hours ago

Well he』s getting fired. A backhand that knocks a 41 year old woman to the ground sounds like an overreaction for a tap on the shoulder.

騎士球迷:那個保鏢完了,肯定要被裁了…僅僅因為拍了下文班的肩膀就反手把一個41歲的老婦女給扇翻在地…太過了…

鍵盤俠|🙄不是布蘭妮就沒事?文班學學杜蘭特吧 他是一股清流啊 - 天天要聞

[–]Spursthe_alert 56 points 16 hours ago

The security made two mistakes, hitting her was the second one. The first was letting her get close enough to touch his assignment』s back.

馬刺球迷:安保人員犯了兩個錯誤,把布蘭妮打翻在地已經是第二個錯誤了,而第一個錯誤是他們疏忽大意讓布蘭妮靠得如此之近並碰到了他們的護主!

–]Spursktdotnova 1141 points 18 hours ago

"The San Antonio Spurs have waived Victor Wembanyama."

馬刺球迷:號外!號外!「馬刺已裁掉文班亞馬!」

[–]Trail Blazersmm825 195 points 16 hours ago

You joke, but there's definitely going to be an intentionally misleading tweet that says something like "The spurs have FIRED VICTOR WEMBANYAMA's security guard"

開拓者球迷:知道你在開玩笑哈~不過肯定有媒體會取一些故意混淆視聽的標題,比如《震驚!馬刺已裁掉文班亞馬…的保鏢》

[–]JazzIntelligentEye2758 154 points 16 hours ago

[Shams] After being involved in an altercation last week where a woman was hit in the face, the Spurs have decided to part ways with recent number 1 overall pick Victor Wembanyama's director of Security.

爵士球迷:Shams:「因上周捲入一場衝突、擊打了一名婦女臉部,此事件當事人已於今日和馬刺分道揚鑣,此人便是近日的狀元秀文班亞馬…的保鏢。」

鍵盤俠|🙄不是布蘭妮就沒事?文班學學杜蘭特吧 他是一股清流啊 - 天天要聞

[–]76ersHoelEmbellyDancer 2001 points 11 hours ago

Wemby wasn't even born when Britney was in her prime

76人球迷:布蘭妮事業巔峰的時候,文班甚至都還沒出生呢…

鍵盤俠|🙄不是布蘭妮就沒事?文班學學杜蘭特吧 他是一股清流啊 - 天天要聞

[–]CIark 588 points 10 hours ago

Wemby doesn』t know she was probably more famous than he』ll ever be

球迷:文班估計不知道,要達到布蘭妮曾經的知名度,可能他這輩子也不可能了…

[–]Trail BlazersKing__Rollo 589 points 9 hours ago

Not probably. She was the most famous person on the planet. The only athletes I can think that have been that level are MJ and Ronaldo, maybe Messi and Lebron too.

開拓者球迷:完全不可能!布蘭妮曾經是全球頂流!我認為在運動屆,唯一能和布蘭妮相媲美是喬丹和羅納爾多,也許梅西詹姆斯也可以…

[–]Knicksoh_cya 264 points 8 hours ago

at this rate, Wemby is gonna hate the USA before he plays his first game

尼克斯球迷:照這樣下去,文班還沒打NBA,就已經開始恨美國了…

[–]cookingtheblandout 1512 points 11 hours ago

Haha man he』s gonna find real fast how chaotic and Hectic it is to a celebrity in America lol. What』s he does on the court is one thing but off the court man it』s whole another opponent. Lol it』s Britney spears her fan base is gonna have a field day with this one.

球迷:哈哈~文班很快就會發現,在美國做一個名人有多糟亂煩心了,哈哈哈!他在場上的表現只是一方面,而到了場下,老天喲,他面對可就是另一波敵人了,哈哈哈!那可是響噹噹的小甜甜布蘭妮呢,她的粉絲大軍保准要火力全開了~~

[–]RaptorsJohnnyFootballHero 112 points 10 hours ago

it』s Britney spears her fan base is gonna have a field day with this one

Oh man if it was Taylor Swift because her fanbase would go nuclear

猛龍球迷:這還只是布蘭妮的粉絲,火力全開還好說~我的媽,這要是泰勒-斯威夫特的話,她的粉絲不得扔原子彈啊!

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[–]KnicksAutisticFingerBang 161 points 9 hours ago

If it was taylor swift I have to assume her security would have literally shot his dead if they slapped her

尼克斯球迷:用得著粉絲出馬?這要是泰勒-斯威夫特被人扇翻,她的保鏢估計直接把那個人一槍爆頭了~~

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