“美帝键盘侠”城会玩！西蒙斯和格里芬“互换”女友

Blake Griffin and Ben Simmons have switched women

布雷克-格里芬和本-西蒙斯前女友“互换东家”。

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[–]76ersTrust_The_Friendship 4732 指标 2 天前

One of the most important parts of being a modern NBA player is being able to switch.

76人球迷：毕竟当代篮球中球员们最重要的能力就是“换”啊。

[–]KnicksQuerelleDesFemmes 1221 指标 2 天前

lol a modern "big man"

尼克斯球迷：哈哈哈哈，没毛病，而且他们这些人家伙都很“大”哦，不愧当代“大”个子球员。

[–]Kings TankwagonKF43 114 指标 2 天前

They’re just NBA Eskimo bros

国王球迷：别想太多，他们就是NBA版本的爱斯基摩兄弟。

注：爱斯基摩兄弟指代与同一个女人发生关系的两个男人。

[–]WarriorsGet_Buckets 119 指标 2 天前

Both bigs are versatile and long enough to switch out on anyone on the perimeter.

勇士球迷：这两个大个子的活儿又全又好，他们可以在外线“换”防住任何人。

[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliPrimid47 78 指标 2 天前

Switching on D and penetrating hard inside to finish with authority on O

马刺球迷：成功“换”防，一发入魂，瞬间高潮。

[–]Wizardscshaxercs 122 指标 2 天前

If you can't switch D, you ain't gonna get any playing time.

奇才球迷：如果你连鸡儿都换防不了，那你还打个JB篮球啊。

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[–]tjbanks85 647 指标 2 天前

This tweet earlier made me laugh She's got a type obviously. Racially ambiguous 2nd year ROYs.

这则推特把我笑尿了——很明显Tinashe有自己喜欢的那款，必须要是让人分不清是黑人还是白人的二年级最佳新秀。

[–]BullsSwizzzay 1739 指标 2 天前

Off-season hasn't started yet and we're already seeing trades. Nice.

公牛球迷：休赛期还没开始我们就已经看到一笔“大交易”了，真是让人心旷神怡啊。

[–]MavericksTheCocksmith 72 指标 2 天前

It's looking like Blake is winning this trade with the recent Tinashae acquisition, but it really just boils down to whether Kendall will be a better fit for Ben's system.

独行侠球迷：由于Tinashae的“火热状态”看起来格里芬目前大赚，但是我们要进一步看一看詹娜-卡戴珊是不是更适合西蒙斯的“体系”来判断这笔交易是否双赢。

[–]NBAWolfFangFist93 486 指标 2 天前

someone should commission Taco to create the NBA Eskimo Brothers Database. actually that's a great offseason shitpost idea

有没有人让Taco去创建一个NBA爱斯基摩兄弟数据库啊，这一定是休赛期最有趣的谈资了。

注：Taco，美剧《The League》中的角色，提出了爱斯基摩兄弟的概念。

[–]Trail Blazersowenbowen04 260 指标 2 天前

It's been the offseason since CP3's hammy went out.

开拓者球迷：自从保罗腿筋受伤之后休赛期就开始了。

[–]Raptorsshayze 155 指标 2 天前

It's been the offseason since KD signed with GSW.

猛龙球迷：自从杜兰特签约勇士以后，休赛期就开始了。

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[–]Buckszxchary 1309 指标 2 天前*

I wonder how Austin feels about his sister getting banged by his peers lol

雄鹿球迷：我在想奥斯丁-里弗斯看到他的妹妹被自己的同事一个个干是什么样的感受哈哈哈哈。

注：奥斯汀-里弗斯的妹妹卡莉-里弗斯之前和欧文、乔治、小乔丹交往过，现在交往的对象是赛斯-库里。

[–]NBAhitlama 224 指标 2 天前

I wonder how fucking Doc Rivers feels about his daughter being banged by his players.

我更想知道道格-里弗斯的感受。

[–]KnicksQuerelleDesFemmes 617 指标 2 天前

He probably doesn't give a shit

尼克斯球迷：他可能根本无所谓吧。

[–]NBAWolfFangFist93 412 指标 2 天前

idk. i dont have a sister but i feel like id be upset if she banged a bunch of my friends/peers/rivals. just basing this off how protective/upset my friends with hot sisters get whenever someone makes comments about their sister

不知道啊，我没有姐姐或者妹妹，但是如果是我，看到自己的朋友/同僚/对手频繁出现在姐姐或者妹妹的“集邮册”上，我也会很难受的，这么说的理由就是基于我那些有火辣姐姐/妹妹的朋友听到自己亲人被评价时不爽的样子脑补出来的。

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[–]76ersMister-302 542 指标 2 天前

It depends on who it is for me. If she is with a nice guy like curry then thats fine. If she is with draymond green than i am pretty upset.

76人球迷：那要取决于她和谁在一起了，如果她和库里这样的老好人在一起的话也没啥，但是如果她和追梦这样的恶棍在一起估计我会很难过的。

[–]Warriorsrecamie 436 指标 2 天前

I mean maybe on the court draymond is obnoxious but he has a long term girlfriend with a baby and a step daughter he has raised so idk seems pretty nice to me? (Unless you mean on the court personality in which case yeah true)

勇士球迷：虽然格林在场上招人烦，但是他和现在的女朋友在一起已经很长时间了，两个人有了孩子，并且他也在抚养自己的继女，所以我觉得他这个人我也能接受（当然如果楼上的指的是球场品格那还是算了吧。）

[–]march20rulez 904 指标 2 天前

Well then what the fuck is he doing with my sister.

Fuck him

既然已经这么好了，那他还撩我姐姐干嘛？

日死他。

[–]HornetsKeepItRealTV 82 指标 2 天前

Why is sending dick pics out to so many people then?

黄蜂球迷：既然品格这么高尚，干嘛还在社交媒体上露出自己老二的照片？

[–][GSW] Sarunas Jasikeviciushamburgl4r 169 指标 2 天前

for the Culture

勇士球迷：有品位呗。

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[–]Sunsmurphstar 402 指标 2 天前

I wish one of these young stars would pull a Baron Davis and find an unconventional (maybe even more successful) woman to date. Like KAT going older and spending time with Marisa Tomei at an ice cream shop. Or Booker going to the Botanical Gardens with Jourdan Dunn.

太阳球迷：我希望哪个年轻球员能够爆出和巴郎-戴维斯这种找女人不走寻常路的人，比如唐斯和玛丽莎-托梅去冰淇淋店约会，或者德文-布克和卓丹-邓逛植物园什么的。

注：戴维斯的女友比他大12岁。

[–][MEM] Mike MillerIm_Not_Confused 284 指标 2 天前

Next, Blake and Ben will be together?

灰熊球迷：所以换来换去最后格里芬回合本-西蒙斯在一起嘛？

来源：Reddit

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