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投票主題：看完這些坊間傳聞，有沒有讓你震驚不已？
震驚了，感覺今天是愚人節
沒有驚到我，之前我都有了解
What are your favourites NBA urban legends and myths?
你最喜歡哪個NBA民間傳說/未被證實之故事？
Long ago, I remember reading in this sub a story about Karl Malone trying to fuck Kobe's wife (it was actually true) so I started thinking about more stories like this. I'm talking about player feuds, or trash talking stories. Wich one you remember the most?
我很久之前在話題區上看到有人說卡爾-馬龍當年想要搞科比媳婦（這事兒還確實是真的），所以當時我也開始想要更多了解這種傳聞，比如球員不和或者互噴垃圾話之類的。給你留下最深刻印象的是哪個傳說？
[–]KingsYSLThug 216 指標 10小時前
It was some theory I read from a Bulls fan on here about Jimmy Butler and Thibs. When Jimmy was nearing the end of his rookie contract, Bulls front office realized how good he was getting and asked Thibs to try tank his value entering free agency by playing him less.
某位公牛球迷有個理論，解釋了巴特勒和錫伯杜之間的種種。那時正趕上巴特勒的新秀合同即將結束，公牛管理層非常清楚巴特勒已經變得有多強，於是要求錫伯杜減少巴特勒的上場時間，以壓低他進入自由球員市場後的身價。
Thibs was basically like 'fuck that' and played Jimmy and he got a contract that he deserved and that's why Jimmy likes/liked Thibs (do they still like each other?). The dude I read it from presented more evidence than I did which made it believable
然而錫伯杜當時的態度基本上就是「滾一邊兒玩去」，依舊照常派巴特勒上場比賽，巴特勒得到了他應得的大合同，這也就是為什麼巴特勒喜歡或者說當時喜歡錫伯杜（他倆現在還相敬如賓嗎？）。當時那個球迷老哥擺的證據比我多多了，看上去還是挺可信的。
[–]picknroll0123 85 指標 4小時前
Asking thibs to play someone less is bound to fail
要求錫伯杜減少球員出場時間完全是自掘墳墓啊。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejacoballen22 42 指標 5小時前
It would explain them firing him and it kinda lines up with the front office we have.
公牛球迷：這同樣也能解釋球隊為什麼炒了錫伯杜，同時，這也跟我牛管理層的一貫尿性吻合。
[–]Trail Blazershaidfs_a 174 指標 6小時前
Glen Rice banged Sarah Palin
格倫-萊斯上了莎拉-佩林。
原文鏈接：你想了解的莎拉-佩林和格倫-萊斯不正當關係的所有細節>>
[–][PHI] Markelle FultzKingKH5 373 指標 10小時前*
Jason Kidd-*Jimmy Jackson-Toni Braxton love triangle
傑森-基德、吉姆-傑克遜和唐妮-布雷斯頓之間的三角戀。
Scottie Pippen giving the magic stick to Madonna and Michael Jordan getting jealous
斯科蒂-皮蓬享用過麥當娜，喬丹嫉妒不已。
LeBron, Wade and Bosh first agreeing to join forces in 2006 or 2008
勒布朗、韋德和波什在2006年或2008年首次達成了結盟意向。
Bison Dele faked his death
畢森-德勒假死。
The Biggie song 「I』ve got a story to tell」 was about him banging Anthony Mason』s girlfriend while he was playing a Knicks game. Mason came home after the game, caught them and a gun was drawn.
Biggie那首歌名叫《我有一個故事要告訴你》，唱的其實是他趁着安東尼-梅森對陣尼克斯的時候上了梅森的女朋友的事兒。梅森打完比賽回家直接撞上這對兒狗男女偷吃，梅森都掏槍了。
Paul Pierce had to poop
保羅-皮爾斯（2008年總決賽傷退其實是）要拉屎。
Steve Nash divorced his wife one day after she gave birth to his child because he found out she had been cheating with one of his teammates. A bunch of guys were subsequently traded.
史蒂夫-納什在前妻生孩子後的第二天就跟她離婚了，這是因為納什發現妻子跟一個隊友出軌了，後來好幾個人都被交易走了。
[–]RaptorsLaFlame_Pablo 81 指標 8小時前
Biggie was the one who pulled the gun. He pretended he was ro*河蟹*g the place.
拔槍的是Biggie。他裝作自己是來打劫的。
[–][DAL] Rodrigue Beauboispm_me_your_trees_plz 215 指標 9小時前
Never heard about the Nash divorce...yeesh.
獨行俠球迷：之前還從沒聽過關於納什離婚的背後故事……唏噓啊。
[–]Lakersdoodypoo 126 指標 5小時前*
It's speculated to that the kid was not white despite Nash and his ex-wife both being white. I think the story goes that it was Barbosa
Edit: Lots are saying J. Rich and one has said that Nash and Barbosa are tight. I thought I read somewhere that it might have been Barbosa but who knows.
納什和他前妻都是白人，然而出生的孩子卻被推測不是白人。我記得當時說出軌的隊友就是巴博薩。
補充一句：很多人說是傑森-理乍得森，還有個哥們兒說納什和巴博薩關係很鐵。我記得我當時看過的某個說法表示就是巴博薩，不過這事兒誰說得准呢。
[–]Trail Blazerspuffpuffpastor 104 指標 5小時前
Speculated? Wouldn't it be pretty obvious if it isn't white? Or is there no photos of this kid?
這還用推測？難道不應該一眼就看出來是不是白人了嗎？還是說並沒有這孩子的照片？
[–]WarriorsMacDerfus 58 指標 4小時前
They're all blurry, hence the speculation that it's Barbosa
這事兒還是處於一團迷霧之中，所以才推測是巴博薩。
[–]Lakersdoodypoo 62 指標 5小時前*
I mean i've never seen photos, but I've also never looked. I've only read that was why they got divorced. He announced their divorce when the kid was born, but implied it had been planned.
我反正自己是從沒看過什麼照片，不過我也從沒去找過。我只是看過一些報道講述關於他們離婚的原因，納什在孩子降生後才對外聲明離婚的事兒，大家推測這事兒已經是早就提上日程了。
Edit: I think this smut list article is where I saw it but if you google something along the lines of "steve nash ex-wive cheating" other articles do come up. Obviously nothing too legit as this would be the worst type of reporting for a serious journalist to do.
補充：我應該是從這個有點露骨的文章里看到的，不過如果你去上網搜「史蒂夫-納什前妻出軌」的關鍵字的話，還會有其他文章。不過很明顯的是，都沒有啥實錘，因為這種報道都不是什麼正八經兒記者做的。
原文鏈接：15名「據說」出軌了隊友妻子的運動員>>
[–][TOR] Jorge GarbajosaAkumetsu33 156 指標 10小時前
I loved this one about Corey Maggette: he was so muscular and so hard with nearly-pointy delts, players avoided reaching in on his drives cause their fingers too often got jammed and hurt instead of normally bouncing/pressing off softer skin.
我比較喜歡科里-馬蓋蒂的這條：馬蓋蒂太壯了，一對大膀子賊結實，他衝起來的時候其他球員都會刻意避讓，不然他們的手指頭大概率就會被肌肉卡住然後受傷，而非正常的那樣被柔軟的皮膚彈出來。
This story always made me laugh for some reason. Can't recall where I read it, maybe from an old SLAM mag.
雖然不知道為什麼吧，不過每回聽到這事兒我都樂得不行，記不清哪裡看的了，可能是哪本老的《SLAM》雜誌吧。
[–]TimberwolvesTheHitmanHearns 74 指標 6小時前
Zyzz would be proud
Zyzz（美國初代健身網紅，早逝）會感到自豪的。
[–]KnicksHijinksNYK 33 指標 4小時前
corey "bad porn" magette (Sure, there』s penetration and scoring, but are you really happy with what you』re seeing?)
科里「劣質 A 片」-馬蓋蒂：是，他有「滲透（突破）」和「上壘（得分）」，可是這樣你就滿足了嗎？？？
[–]ClippersBuckChartowski 13 指標 3小時前
I'm pretty sure bad porn came from "all penetration, no finish"
我很確信劣質 A 片的說法是來自「各種生突*河蟹* ，但就是射不進」。
[–]Imtryinjennifer 170 指標 10小時前
that Paul Pierce actually shat himself during the wheelchair game.
皮爾斯那場坐輪椅回歸的比賽實際是他拉了褲子。
[–]EricHangingOut 62 指標 7小時前
I heard that Bill Walton was super nervous and anxious on the court when he got to UCLA, so Wooden encouraged him to smoke weed to chill the fuck out. The result, both on and off the court, brought happiness to all.
我聽說比爾-沃頓剛到UCLA的時候，在場上會感到特別緊張和焦慮，所以主教練伍登建議他可以嗨嗨草冷靜一下。結果，不管是場上還是場下，都給大家帶來了無窮歡樂。
[–][WAS] Moses Maloneburnerfret 95 指標 10小時前*
That the Patrick Ewing lottery was rigged with a frozen envelope.
Everything about John Brisker: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brisker
That Wilt Chamberlain picked up Mel Daniels -- who was 6-9, 250 -- by the neck and lifted him off the ground with one hand.
I recommend the two Terry Pluto oral histories of the ABA/NBA Loose Balls and Tall Tales, BTW.
帕特里克-尤因的樂透抽籤被冰凍的信封動了手腳。
關於約翰-布里斯科爾的一切：原文鏈接
威爾特-張伯倫單手抓住了邁爾-丹尼爾斯——2米05，113公斤——的脖子，把他提到了半空中。
順帶打個廣告，我推薦兩本書，泰瑞-普拉托口述的ABA和NBA的歷史，一本是叫《自由球權》，一本叫《大個子奇聞異事》 。
[–]RaptorsTheLostEconomist 51 指標 5小時前
Who wants to sex Mutombo
穆大叔當年泡妞的經典開場白是：誰想和穆托姆博上床？
[–]CavaliersKgb725 72 指標 7小時前
Toni Braxton using Jason kidd and Jackson to promote her album
Tony allen beating the shit out of OJ Mayo over gambling which was true
Jimmy butler being MJs son
Any time someone says lebron is fucking Rihanna or Beyonce
唐妮-布雷斯頓利用傑森-基德和吉姆-傑克遜來宣傳自己的專輯。
因為賭桌上的事，托尼-阿倫把OJ-梅奧打得滿地找牙，這是真的。
吉米-巴特勒是喬丹的兒子。
各種說詹姆斯日過蕾哈娜和碧昂斯的流言。
[–]Timberwolvessgthombre 47 指標 5小時前
Kevin Love broke his hand punching a wall at a house party in St. Paul near my university because the girl he was dating was cheating on him with someone at that party, not from knuckle push ups.
凱文-樂福在聖保羅的一個私宅聚會中擊打牆壁導致手部骨折，那個地方就在我大學邊上。他是因為當時交往的女孩在聚會上出軌了才怒而錘牆的，並不是因為做拳卧撐骨折的。
[–]NuggetsSozeKayze 46 指標 5小時前
Ak47 decline because of playing too much WoW
「AK47」基里連科因為打魔獸世界打得太凶了導致實力下滑。
[–]Tairy__Green 86 指標 6小時前
One of (pistons) Isiah Thomas's favorite party tricks in the locker room was tying his long cock in a knot (told by a former nba ballboy)
活塞「微笑刺客」伊賽亞-托馬斯最喜歡的更衣室內惡作劇就是把他的大雕打結（一個前NBA球童告訴我的）。
[–]Lakers BandwagonPENIS__FINGERS 65 指標 5小時前
What
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[–]Lakersevan2yu 90 指標 6小時前
Spurs intentionally broke the AC in the building in G1 2014 to make Lebron cramp.
湖人球迷：2014年總決賽首場馬刺是故意搞壞了館裏的空調，就為了讓詹姆斯抽筋。
[–][SAS] Tim Duncanhardgour 38 指標 4小時前
Was there. Hot/humid as fuck. AMA
馬刺球迷：終於輪到我了，我當時在現場，那真是又熱又濕啊，你們有什麼想問的嗎?
[–]SpursSharpsExposure 10 指標 3小時前
Was at that game. If true the fans paid the iron price but it was worth it for that sweet, sweet revenge.
馬刺球迷：我也在現場，如果真是馬刺故意搞的話，球迷可是受罪了。不過完成了那麼甜蜜的復仇，一切都是值得的。
[–][SAS] Tim Duncanhardgour 8 指標 1小時前
Honestly, pretty fucking hot. By the end of the 1st period, it felt a little warm but the atmosphere was electric and loud so you didn』t think anything about the little bit of sweat.
馬刺球迷：有一說一，那是真滴熱啊。第一節快結束的時候就感覺有點兒暖和，不過現場氣氛嗨到炸，環境那麼嘈雜，稍微出點兒汗你也不會有感覺。
Halftime they announced that the AC units were out and they were working on getting them fixed, this is when it was became pretty obvious shit was wrong. It started feeling like a sauna. The floor was started picking up condensation and people were slipping around.
半場休息的時候，球館告知觀眾們空調廢了，工作人員在抓緊修空調。那時候大家就明顯覺得不對勁兒了。感覺有點像蒸桑拿，地板上都開始有冷凝水了，一些人都因此滑倒了。
By the middle of the 4th, it was a sauna. Sweat was rolling down. It was definitely a very tough place to play in but all players were having to play through it and obviously struggling. I don』t blame anyone for cramping. It was bad.
等到第四節中段的時候，那就跟桑拿房一毛一樣了。瘋狂冒汗，在那種環境下打比賽太辛苦了，不過所有球員又不得不上場玩命。我不會怪罪任何球員抽筋，條件真的太惡劣了。
Best part of the entire game was post game there were some people who had been holding up the lebron cry face who now were getting carried out of the stadium by their friends holding up the face like it was theirs. Absolutely hilarious.
整場比賽最棒的部分是賽後那些本來之前還舉着勒布朗哭臉的表情包的人都被自己的朋友扛出了球館，他們當時的表情就跟勒布朗的的哭臉一模一樣，實在是太喜感了。
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