「美帝鍵盤俠」城會玩！西蒙斯和格里芬「互換」女友

Blake Griffin and Ben Simmons have switched women

布雷克-格里芬和本-西蒙斯前女友「互換東家」。

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[–]76ersTrust_The_Friendship 4732 指標 2 天前

One of the most important parts of being a modern NBA player is being able to switch.

76人球迷：畢竟當代籃球中球員們最重要的能力就是「換」啊。

[–]KnicksQuerelleDesFemmes 1221 指標 2 天前

lol a modern "big man"

尼克斯球迷：哈哈哈哈，沒毛病，而且他們這些人傢伙都很「大」哦，不愧當代「大」個子球員。

[–]Kings TankwagonKF43 114 指標 2 天前

They』re just NBA Eskimo bros

國王球迷：別想太多，他們就是NBA版本的愛斯基摩兄弟。

註：愛斯基摩兄弟指代與同一個女人發生關係的兩個男人。

[–]WarriorsGet_Buckets 119 指標 2 天前

Both bigs are versatile and long enough to switch out on anyone on the perimeter.

勇士球迷：這兩個大個子的活兒又全又好，他們可以在外線「換」防住任何人。

[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliPrimid47 78 指標 2 天前

Switching on D and penetrating hard inside to finish with authority on O

馬刺球迷：成功「換」防，一發入魂，瞬間高潮。

[–]Wizardscshaxercs 122 指標 2 天前

If you can't switch D, you ain't gonna get any playing time.

奇才球迷：如果你連雞兒都換防不了，那你還打個JB籃球啊。

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[–]tjbanks85 647 指標 2 天前

This tweet earlier made me laugh She's got a type obviously. Racially ambiguous 2nd year ROYs.

這則推特把我笑尿了——很明顯Tinashe有自己喜歡的那款，必須要是讓人分不清是黑人還是白人的二年級最佳新秀。

[–]BullsSwizzzay 1739 指標 2 天前

Off-season hasn't started yet and we're already seeing trades. Nice.

公牛球迷：休賽期還沒開始我們就已經看到一筆「大交易」了，真是讓人心曠神怡啊。

[–]MavericksTheCocksmith 72 指標 2 天前

It's looking like Blake is winning this trade with the recent Tinashae acquisition, but it really just boils down to whether Kendall will be a better fit for Ben's system.

獨行俠球迷：由於Tinashae的「火熱狀態」看起來格里芬目前大賺，但是我們要進一步看一看詹娜-卡戴珊是不是更適合西蒙斯的「體系」來判斷這筆交易是否雙贏。

[–]NBAWolfFangFist93 486 指標 2 天前

someone should commission Taco to create the NBA Eskimo Brothers Database. actually that's a great offseason shitpost idea

有沒有人讓Taco去創建一個NBA愛斯基摩兄弟數據庫啊，這一定是休賽期最有趣的談資了。

註：Taco，美劇《The League》中的角色，提出了愛斯基摩兄弟的概念。

[–]Trail Blazersowenbowen04 260 指標 2 天前

It's been the offseason since CP3's hammy went out.

開拓者球迷：自從保羅腿筋受傷之後休賽期就開始了。

[–]Raptorsshayze 155 指標 2 天前

It's been the offseason since KD signed with GSW.

猛龍球迷：自從杜蘭特簽約勇士以後，休賽期就開始了。

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[–]Buckszxchary 1309 指標 2 天前*

I wonder how Austin feels about his sister getting banged by his peers lol

雄鹿球迷：我在想奧斯丁-里弗斯看到他的妹妹被自己的同事一個個干是什麼樣的感受哈哈哈哈。

註：奧斯汀-里弗斯的妹妹卡莉-里弗斯之前和歐文、喬治、小喬丹交往過，現在交往的對象是賽斯-庫里。

[–]NBAhitlama 224 指標 2 天前

I wonder how fucking Doc Rivers feels about his daughter being banged by his players.

我更想知道道格-里弗斯的感受。

[–]KnicksQuerelleDesFemmes 617 指標 2 天前

He probably doesn't give a shit

尼克斯球迷：他可能根本無所謂吧。

[–]NBAWolfFangFist93 412 指標 2 天前

idk. i dont have a sister but i feel like id be upset if she banged a bunch of my friends/peers/rivals. just basing this off how protective/upset my friends with hot sisters get whenever someone makes comments about their sister

不知道啊，我沒有姐姐或者妹妹，但是如果是我，看到自己的朋友/同僚/對手頻繁出現在姐姐或者妹妹的「集郵冊」上，我也會很難受的，這麼說的理由就是基於我那些有火辣姐姐/妹妹的朋友聽到自己親人被評價時不爽的樣子腦補出來的。

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[–]76ersMister-302 542 指標 2 天前

It depends on who it is for me. If she is with a nice guy like curry then thats fine. If she is with draymond green than i am pretty upset.

76人球迷：那要取決於她和誰在一起了，如果她和庫里這樣的老好人在一起的話也沒啥，但是如果她和追夢這樣的惡棍在一起估計我會很難過的。

[–]Warriorsrecamie 436 指標 2 天前

I mean maybe on the court draymond is obnoxious but he has a long term girlfriend with a baby and a step daughter he has raised so idk seems pretty nice to me? (Unless you mean on the court personality in which case yeah true)

勇士球迷：雖然格林在場上招人煩，但是他和現在的女朋友在一起已經很長時間了，兩個人有了孩子，並且他也在撫養自己的繼女，所以我覺得他這個人我也能接受（當然如果樓上的指的是球場品格那還是算了吧。）

[–]march20rulez 904 指標 2 天前

Well then what the fuck is he doing with my sister.

Fuck him

既然已經這麼好了，那他還撩我姐姐幹嘛？

日死他。

[–]HornetsKeepItRealTV 82 指標 2 天前

Why is sending dick pics out to so many people then?

黃蜂球迷：既然品格這麼高尚，幹嘛還在社交媒體上露出自己老二的照片？

[–][GSW] Sarunas Jasikeviciushamburgl4r 169 指標 2 天前

for the Culture

勇士球迷：有品位唄。

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[–]Sunsmurphstar 402 指標 2 天前

I wish one of these young stars would pull a Baron Davis and find an unconventional (maybe even more successful) woman to date. Like KAT going older and spending time with Marisa Tomei at an ice cream shop. Or Booker going to the Botanical Gardens with Jourdan Dunn.

太陽球迷：我希望哪個年輕球員能夠爆出和巴郎-戴維斯這種找女人不走尋常路的人，比如唐斯和瑪麗莎-托梅去雪糕店約會，或者德文-布克和卓丹-鄧逛植物園什麼的。

註：戴維斯的女友比他大12歲。

[–][MEM] Mike MillerIm_Not_Confused 284 指標 2 天前

Next, Blake and Ben will be together?

灰熊球迷：所以換來換去最後格里芬回合本-西蒙斯在一起嘛？

來源：Reddit

編譯：萬事勝意