「鍵盤俠」吉諾比利退役｜今夏過後馬刺已物是人非

2022年10月02日22:03:09 熱門 1446

[Charania] San Antonio Spurs legend Manu Ginobili has retired from the NBA. Hall of Famer.

Shams：聖安東尼奧馬刺傳奇球員馬努-吉諾比利已經宣布從NBA退役。未來的名人堂成員。

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[–][HOU] James Harden DeerOnTheRocks 4885 指標 10小時前

Only nba player to snatch a Bat on court

哈登球迷：唯一一個在場上抓過蝙蝠的NBA球員。（2009年11月，在馬刺與國王的一場比賽中，一隻由觀眾帶進球館的蝙蝠突然飛進場地，令比賽不得不暫停，馬刺的主場吉祥物提着網兜一通忙活，都沒法逮住這隻蝙蝠。不過當蝙蝠飛近吉諾比利時，阿根廷人回身一掌，將飛行中的蝙蝠拍暈在地，吉諾比利隨後撿起蝙蝠，還給了他的主人。馬努事後還接種了狂犬病疫苗。）

[–][CLE] LeBron James rzpieces 544 指標 14小時前

Bats in every arena breath a sigh of relief

詹姆斯球迷：現在每個球館的蝙蝠都可以長舒一口氣了。

[–]Warriors dingdongfootballl 2023 指標 10小時前

"oh thank god"

a bat that plans on attending an NBA game in the future

勇士球迷：「噢，感謝上帝」一支打算在未來參加NBA比賽的蝙蝠如是說……

[–]Edgy_Pepe_Dealer 651 指標 9小時前

BREAKING: Manu retires to become Court-side Animal control Officer

突發新聞：馬努退役之後將成為場外動物檢疫人員。

[–][UTA] John Stockton Thehealeroftri 420 指標 12小時前

"goddamnit"

the same bat

斯托克頓球迷：「嗶了狗了！」—還是那隻蝙蝠如是說

[–]Bulls brainmoney 87 指標 10小時前

I remember PETA being pissed about this.

公牛球迷：我記得當時有動物保護協會的人對此很生氣。

[–]Bullsbrainmoney 49 指標 10小時前

"That bat had as much right to fly in the AT&T Center as any human!"

PETA, probably

「那隻蝙蝠擁有和人類同等的權力在AT&T中心球館上空飛行！」

這或許是動物保護協會的措辭。

[–][WAS] John Wall TheSalmon25 66 指標 10小時前

And he didn't even kill it! He stunned it. According to team officials, it was released and flew away perfectly fine. He got a rabies shot.

而馬努甚至都沒殺死那隻蝙蝠。只是把它拍暈了。根據球隊新聞官透露，那隻蝙蝠被放了，而且還能飛。馬努事後還接種了狂犬病疫苗。

[–]Lakers Jagermeister4 60 指標 12小時前

With all the stuff I'm reading about bats and rabies on reddit lately, that was super brave of Manu lol

湖人球迷：我這些天在Reddit上看了不少有關蝙蝠和狂犬病疫苗的報道，吉諾比利也太勇敢了些吧，哈哈哈

[–]Spurs RLLRRR 75 指標 12小時前

He got rabies treatment just in case.

馬刺球迷：他接種狂犬病疫苗只是以防萬一。

[–]FiftyShadesOfGregg 66 指標 12小時前

I don』t think he realized at the time how dangerous it was— he had to get rabies treatment and made a PSA basically reminding the public that it』s not advisable to swat at bats with your bare hands lol

我覺得他當時並沒有意識到這有多危險。他在事後不得不接種狂犬病疫苗，這也提醒了大眾，徒手拍蝙蝠是不可取的，哈哈哈。

[–][HOU] Trevor Ariza JimHarden 115 指標 13小時前

Only Spurs player to snatch my heart

阿里扎球迷：只有馬刺球員能俘獲我的心。

[–]Spurs JeffersonTowncar 51 指標 12小時前

What about McGrady?

馬刺球迷：麥迪怎樣？

[–][HOU] Trevor Ariza JimHarden 91 指標 12小時前

We don't talk about that

阿里扎球迷：我們不聊這個。

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[–][SEA] Ray Allen Nerd-12 3334 指標 13小時前

Statement from Tim Duncan on his best friend retiring. 「Nice.」

雷-阿倫球迷：蒂姆-鄧肯針對自己最好朋友退役發表聲明：「很好。」

[–]NBA petepostlethwaite 176 指標 11小時前

Statement from Kawhi Leonard on his former teammate retiring:

卡哇伊-萊昂納德針對前隊友退役發表聲明：……

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry Davidson30 201 指標 11小時前

THANK YOU

庫里球迷：謝謝

[–]Heat wormhole222 370 指標 13小時前

「Manu was good」

熱火球迷：獃獃：「馬努還是很厲害的。」

[–]WarrenAlaCarte 195 指標 12小時前

Pop: 「Not bad for a guy we brought in as the water boy」

波波維奇：「畢竟我們當初只是引進一個飲水機管理員，打成這樣不錯了。」

[–]Nomismatis_character 123 指標 10小時前

Pop continued, "he was a shit Waterboy though."

「不過他這個飲水機管理做得爛透了，」波波補充道。

[–]Nyf1nest 37 指標 8小時前

"We only kept him around cause he had less hair than me"

鄧肯：我們之所以留下他，是因為他的頭髮比我少。

[–]sop1232 2341 指標 13小時前

「I』m at Old Navy, please call me back later」

「我在Old Navy購物，請稍後再撥」 PS：鄧肯退役後曾被網友目擊在一家Old Navy店排隊，後者是美國的土氣中年男子休閑服飾品牌。

[–]Spurs skoalring85 1004 指標 12小時前

His phone is set to do not disturb while driving, he will react once he safely arrives to his destination.

馬刺球迷：他在開車的時候會將手機設置成勿擾模式。當他安全抵達目的地之後會回話。

[–]Warrior satmosphere325 29 指標 10小時前

Timmy takes public transportation or occasionally carpools. It's much more economical.

勇士球迷：獃獃會乘坐公共交通工具，偶爾還會拼車。真的是會過日子。

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[–]Knicks emoti0n 5584 指標 13小時前

WE LOVE YOU FOREVER MANU.

ENJOY RETIREMENT.

尼克斯球迷：我們永遠愛你，馬努。享受退役生活吧。

[–]Raptors Trillination 2266 指標 13小時前

Damn the spurs changed completely in one summer

猛龍球迷：我去！馬刺在這個夏天之後已經物是人非了。

[–]Knicks vitey15 73 指標 13小時前

Y'all look so different now

尼克斯球迷：你們看上去都不一樣了。

[–]Spurs gregatronn 1273 指標 13小時前

my heart has broken

馬刺球迷：我心已碎。

[–][SAS] Francisco Elson 8coffeesandcounting 125 指標 13小時前

I can't get erections anymore

馬刺球迷：我再也石更不起來了。

[–]Spurs TheLegoMeister 37 指標 13小時前

I own several jerseys and none of them is for an active Spurs player. It's a weird feeling.

馬刺球迷：我有好幾件球衣，但沒有一件是現役馬刺球員的。這感覺真是怪。

[–]Celtics desmedt26 902 指標 13小時前

NBA dynasties never die.

They just fade away

凱爾特人球迷：NBA里的王朝球隊絕不消亡。他們只是暫時式微。

[–]Raptors AprilsMostAmazing 587 指標 13小時前

watch the Spurs win 50 and make playoffs again

猛龍球迷：想看馬刺取得50勝，再進季後賽。

[–]Thunder treemeista 376 指標 13小時前

I mean, is it really that big of stretch to say the Spurs will win 50 games this year?

雷霆球迷：我覺得嘛，說馬刺這個賽季取得50勝應該不誇張吧？

[–]Spurs SordidCanary 455 指標 13小時前

Naw - take a team with 47 wins, then add DeMar Derozan and Jakob Poeltlt. Someone make an argument that we aren't at least a 51 win team and I'll give you a nobel prize.

PS：we are now one of the younger rosters in the league, surprise, surprise motherfuckers!!

馬刺球迷：可不咋地—我們上賽季已經有47勝了，現在又加上德羅贊和雅各布-珀爾特爾。要是有人能有理有據地說出我們下賽季沒法取得至少51勝，那哥給你頒發諾貝爾獎。

PS：我們現在居然是聯盟里比較年輕的球隊之一，意外，太他娘的意外了！！

[–]Lakers CelebratingCheescake 121 指標 13小時前

Manu is one of the few players in the NBA that is respected by all fanbases.

湖人球迷：馬努是少數幾個被所有NBA球迷都尊敬的球員之一。

[–]76ers masontyler908 2378 指標 14小時前

One more for old time』s sake:

GINOBILIIIIIIIIIII

76人球迷：為了那些舊日時光，請讓我再喊一聲：吉諾比利~~~~~~

[–]Bulls thepobv 60 指標 13小時前

but I wanna do it too...

One more for old time』s sake: GINOBILIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

公牛球迷：我也想這麼做……為了舊日時光喊一聲：吉諾比利~~~~~~

[–]Spurs yaboynoah15 929 指標 14小時前

We'll see #20 in the rafters

馬刺球迷1：他的20號球衣會退役的。

[–]Spurs Mattsasse 370 指標 13小時前

We should have the ceremony when Toronto comes to town.

馬刺球迷2：我們應該在猛龍來做客的時候搞個儀式。

[–]Spurs vrythngsgngtblrght 276 指標 13小時前

Would prefer the Suns or Mavericks or something. So we can actually win on his retirement night.

馬刺球迷3：更願意是太陽或者獨行俠這樣的球隊。這樣我們才能在他的球衣退役之夜獻上一場勝利。

[–]Mavericks bruhvevo 155 指標 12小時前

Fuck you for telling the truth

獨行俠球迷：敲你嗎！瞎說什麼大實話！

[–][SAS] Danny Green Gee4442 11 指標 12小時前

Against the Hornets so TP can be there

丹尼-格林球迷：還是等黃蜂來吧，那樣托尼-帕克也在。

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[–]oakled 4139 指標 14小時前*

The last year has been a terrible time to be a Spurs fan.

過去一年是馬刺球迷的灰暗時光。

[–]Lakers ChocolateBaseball 1267 指標 14小時前

If that』s the price to pay for the dynasty I』m sure they don』t mind

湖人球迷：如果這是王朝重建需要付出的代價，那我相信他們不會在意的。

[–][SAS] Manu Ginobili Dctr_K 87 指標 14小時前

Never a terrible time to be a spurs fan. We had a pretty good off-season, made the playoffs last year.... Whats terrible about that?

吉諾比利球迷：作為馬刺球迷並不覺得糟糕。我們休賽期運作的不錯，上賽季還進入了季後賽……有什麼可灰暗的？

[–]Mavericks suzukigun4life 1178 指標 14小時前

Duncan gone, Parker gone, Ginobili gone, the whole Kawhi fiasco. Definitely a turbulent time for Spurs fans to say the least.

獨行俠球迷：鄧肯走了，帕克走了，吉諾比利走了，還有整個的卡哇伊鬧劇。對馬刺球迷而言，這至少是動蕩的年代。

[–]oakled 700 指標 14小時前

Simmons gone, Green gone, Anderson gone, Pau's contract, Patty's contract, Pop on his way out and Aldridge isn't getting any younger.

Just like Kyrie, we may look back on Kawhi's trade request and realize that he was just proactive in getting out before the team collapsed around him.

西蒙斯走了，格林走了，安德森走了，家嫂的合同，米爾斯的合同，波波也快退休了，阿爾德里奇也不再年輕。就和歐文一樣，或許我們再回過頭來看看卡哇伊的離隊要求，他只是在大廈將傾之前趁早抽身離去。

[–]Spurs thepop 435 指標 14小時前

Bruh, Kawhi leaving was never the problem. It was how it was handled.

馬刺球迷：老鐵，卡哇伊離開從來就不是問題。問題是他處理這件事的方式。

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[–][LAL] Cedric Ceballos CelalT 1220 指標 14小時前

Nooooo! He didn』t get a proper send off

塞巴洛斯球迷：別啊！！！我們都沒有好好送送他就退役了。

[–]iwillslaplarry 1130 指標 14小時前

Neither did Duncan, I feel like they prefer it to go this way.

鄧肯也是這樣，我感覺他們都傾向低調離開。

[–]Spurs RealGoodBub 265 指標 14小時前

He actually got a pretty good send off in game 4 of the Warriors series in 2017. Whole crowd was chanting then standing ovation when he subbed out for the last time. Then he came back lol

馬刺球迷：事實上在2017年與勇士的系列賽第四戰中，觀眾對馬努的送別還是挺盛大的。全場高呼他的名字，然後他最後一次被替換下場時全場起立鼓掌，然後他又回來打了，哈哈哈哈。

[–]Celtics Brad-Stevens 1541 指標 14小時前

From the 04 Olympics to postering Bosh to blocking Harden

One of the best players to watch

Possibly the best entry passer ever

#ThankYouManu

凱爾特人球迷：04年奧運奪冠，14年總決賽隔扣波什，17年季後賽大帽哈登。

吉諾比利是球風觀賞性最強的球員之一。

或許是最會給內線傳球的球員。

#謝謝馬努

[–][HOU] Pat Riley moreyball 193 指標 14小時前

wow. Respect to one of the greatest global players ever. As a rockets fan and a hard spurs hater, you can do nothing but respect manu. Even after his old ass blocked harden and ruined my whole year.

火箭球迷：哇！向這個NBA史上最偉大的國際球員之一致敬。作為一個火箭球迷和鐵杆刺黑，我對馬努只有尊敬。雖說他這把老骨頭帽了哈登，讓我一年都不爽。

[–]Spurs Duzzy_Funlop 93 指標 14小時前

If it makes you feel better, that block made my whole year.

馬刺球迷：那個蓋帽讓我爽了一年，希望這能讓你好受點。

[–]Cavaliers mister_ratburn 1335 指標 14小時前

"Hall of Famer"? Whoa there let's not get carried away he was only a champion and star for like 30 years

騎士球迷：「名人堂成員」？咱是不是不能吹得太過了，他就是一個30年左右的冠軍級球星而已。

[–]Byrne14 427 指標 14小時前

Man at first I was ready to hit the downvote button on you so hard. I'm glad you were being sarcastic lol

老鐵，我第一眼都準備給你點滅了。原來你在反串黑，哈哈哈哈。

[–]Lakers Otharp 271 指標 14小時前

Thanks for making me love the game, Manu. As an Argentine this is incredibly difficult to process, he IS the face of basketball in the country.