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讨论主题一：海沃德训练视频

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[–]Celtics4x4runner 84 points 11 hours ago

is this what being a sixers fan feels like

当76人球迷是不是就是这个感觉？

[–]Celticseyo_solo16 points 8 hours ago

Feelsgoodman

感觉好极了啊兄dei

[–][SAS] Manu Ginobilithedoming143 points 14 hours ago

It’s always crazy to me watching NBA players drain threes so easily, I could watch this shit all day man

对我来说，NBA球员如此轻松地投进三分球是很疯狂的事情，我能看一整天

[–]gusty_bible 100 points 13 hours ago

LiAngelo Ball’s shootaround looks so bad in comparison.

二球的投射训练让人看得想死哦

[–]Cavaliersfarmerwouldsay80 points 7 hours ago

Prob bc he isn't an NBA player.

也许这是因为他不是NBA球员吧

[–]RaptorsFuriousDee 14 points 13 hours ago

I'm still gonna hold my breath every time he jumps.

每一次他跳起来的时候我都会屏住呼吸

[–]Raptorsarvtovi 26 points 14 hours ago

Makes me so happy when guys with freak injuries bounce back. His was particularly gross.

球员们从恐怖的伤病中归来总是让我很开心，他的伤病尤其严重

[–]RaptorsMagikarp-Army9 points 14 hours ago

Fuck. Happy for him but fuck.

猛龙球迷：日了狗！虽然我为他感到高兴，但是，真是日了狗啊！

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[–][LAL] Magic JohnsonPVT_Stanley1145 points 14 hours ago

I guarantee Kyrie doesn’t throw him a single alley oop the entire season... that probably traumatized both of them

我保证欧文新赛季再也不会给他传空接了，那可能引起他们俩的心理创伤。

[–]Celticsraider_10 444 points 13 hours ago

Considering Kyrie was nearly crying on Smart’s shoulder after that injury, it definitely affected him. We’ll see what happens this season

回想斯马特受伤后欧文差点就哭出来了，所以那对他绝对有影响。我们等着看新赛季会怎么样吧~

[–]Celticsken_riffy 72 points 6 hours ago

Kyrie talked about it on Bill Simmons' podcast after the season had ended. Definitely something he thinks about. "Traumatized" might be too strong a word but he for sure dwells on the fact he threw the pass.

欧文在赛季后做客比尔西蒙斯播客的时候谈过这事，“心理创伤”也许是个太强烈的词，但他绝对对自己传的那个空接耿耿于怀。

[–]HeatMiamiFootball21 points 6 hours ago

Doesn’t pass him the ball once

再也不要给他传球了

[–]CelticsLambdaLambo223 points 11 hours ago

Nah that’s a bad mentality. Kyrie gotta throw the biggest alley oop for gordo in game 1 so gordo can have the mental victory over the play that hurt him

不，这是不好的心态！凯里应该在第一场比赛里就给戈登传一个大大的空接，这样戈登才能战胜心魔！

[–][LAL] Magic JohnsonPVT_Stanley30 points 10 hours ago

Yeah but if they do connect on one I’d put money on it being wide open, not in heavy traffic like the one that injured him, and then the crowd is going to go nuts!!!

是的没错！但我猜他们会在空位的时候做这个配合，而不是像他受伤的那次一样在拥挤的人群中，届时观众会炸裂的！！

[–]b1eepbl00p95 points 11 hours ago

I actually agree with this lol -- face yo fears padawon

我同意这个说法，哈哈，直面你的恐惧吧巴达旺！（注：巴达旺，《星战》里学徒的意思）

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[–]Lakersmachiavellius 63 points 13 hours ago

Serious question for those who watched Boston - did kyrie throw many (or any) lobs the rest of the season?

认真求问，海沃德受伤之后凯里仍然传了很多空接吗？

[–]CelticsPaulPierceOldestSon 19 points 12 hours ago

yea we just don't have many bigs capable of finishing on a lob

是的，但我们能终结空接的大个子不太够

[–]Warriorsnamelock1288 points 11 hours ago

Enter Robert Williams. Okay now!

现在你们有罗伯特-威廉姆斯了！（很有运动能力的绿军新秀）

[–]CelticsPaulPierceOldestSon 35 points 11 hours ago

he overslept he's on his way

他会在空接路上睡过头的（罗伯特因为睡过头而错过了新闻发布会）

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[–]HornetsIamOlderthanMe442 points 14 hours ago

He is still very good looking

看起来还是非常帅啊！

[–]NBAjyxp 161 points 14 hours ago

Truly gayward

真的，盖伊沃德

[–]KingsBIizard 226 points 14 hours ago

He's so hot

他♂好♂性♂感♂啊！！

[–]Celticsgagakaba[S]283 points 14 hours ago

(x4)

第四遍有人这么说...

讨论主题二：新疆为韦德提供CBA合同

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[–]CelticsThe_Real_Neffew 2874 points 17 hours ago

Him and Melo should go and just be kings of the Chinese league

他和甜瓜会成为CBA的王

[–]VulgarWorlock1458 points 15 hours ago

Ay P they say I gotta play in China

“嘿泡椒他们说我要去中国打球诶”

[–]Knicksyankees2018WSchamps576 points 16 hours ago

Melo in China will be Olympic Melo but better. He'll be Thanos Melo

甜瓜在中国会变身成奥运瓜，或者更可怕，灭霸瓜

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123100 points 13 hours ago

Melo going for that 83pt game since someone already dropped 82 in China.

CBA有人拿过82分了，甜瓜会瞄准83分

[–]Wizardsoriolesravens2004 70 points 13 hours ago

CJ McCollums bro. But they still lost. He scored 82 points and his team lost

CJ的哥哥，但他仍然输掉了比赛，他得了82分，但他的球队仍然输掉了比赛。

[–]Wizardsoriolesravens200440 points 11 hours ago

How is that even possible

这怎么可能呢？？

[–]KingsBlackPulloverHoodie 77 points 10 hours ago

Ask Booker and the Suns.

问问太阳和布克不就知道了

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[–]SpursThePerfectScreenName 5 points 14 hours ago

This should shut everyone up about free agents not signing in the East, at least.

如果他加入了CBA，那就能让那些说着“球星都不来东部（东方）”的人闭嘴了！

[–]O_G_Loc462 points 16 hours ago

If he does join them, he will be the only active player with a Finals MVP in the East.

如果他（韦德）加入了他们，那么他（帕克）就会成为东部现役唯一一名FMVP

[–][GSW] Klay Thompsonklayyyylmao 126 points 15 hours ago

I get the joke, but what about Kawhi?

我懂你的意思，但是莱昂纳德怎么说？

[–]SpursNeutral_Meat 704 points 15 hours ago

He said active

回楼上，人家都说了是现役喽

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[–]artem2018champ122 points 13 hours ago

I doubt his family wants to live in China lol

我不觉得他的家人会想在中国生活哈哈

[–]94savage 121 points 17 hours ago

If its not at least $25 mil, I doubt Wade even considers it

如果年薪少于2500万，我都不觉得韦德会考虑

[–]MavericksPM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS905 points 17 hours ago*

D Wade already has enough money and his wife makes money too. No way she's going to want to live in China for a year. 0% chance he goes to China lol

Edit: He also has a 16 year old son who might make the NBA. He's not leaving him for a year to go make money in China

韦德已经够有钱了，而且他老婆也能挣钱。她不可能想去中国生活一年的。他没可能去中国。

另外：他还有个16岁的儿子，可能打进NBA，他不可能离开儿子一年去中国挣钱。

[–][CLE] Cedi OsmanJCBDoesGaming[S] 757 points 17 hours ago

You litterally can’t have enough money.

讲真的钱是挣不够滴

[–]Bullsyoda1751 points 17 hours ago

Maybe they would enjoy the attention/celebrity status? Consider Klay for example. People go to China as tourists all the time, it’s not like it’s a completely terrible place to live. New experiences can be interesting

兴许他们会很享受那里的名人待遇呢？就像中国汤一样。人们总是去中国旅游，那里并不是一个完全糟糕的地方。新经历会很有趣。

[–]MavericksJillSteinsBot 31 points 16 hours ago

China is a pretty cool place and the dollar really stretches out there

中国是个很酷的地方，而且美元在那里还能翻倍~

[–]NBAtjmiles2 37 points 16 hours ago

Dude China is nicer than America in a lot of places. It's not 1990 anymore.

兄弟，中国很多地方已经比咱这儿好了，现在已经不是1990年了。

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