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討論主題一：海沃德訓練視頻

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[–]Celtics4x4runner 84 points 11 hours ago

is this what being a sixers fan feels like

當76人球迷是不是就是這個感覺？

[–]Celticseyo_solo16 points 8 hours ago

Feelsgoodman

感覺好極了啊兄dei

[–][SAS] Manu Ginobilithedoming143 points 14 hours ago

It』s always crazy to me watching NBA players drain threes so easily, I could watch this shit all day man

對我來說，NBA球員如此輕鬆地投進三分球是很瘋狂的事情，我能看一整天

[–]gusty_bible 100 points 13 hours ago

LiAngelo Ball』s shootaround looks so bad in comparison.

二球的投射訓練讓人看得想死哦

[–]Cavaliersfarmerwouldsay80 points 7 hours ago

Prob bc he isn't an NBA player.

也許這是因為他不是NBA球員吧

[–]RaptorsFuriousDee 14 points 13 hours ago

I'm still gonna hold my breath every time he jumps.

每一次他跳起來的時候我都會屏住呼吸

[–]Raptorsarvtovi 26 points 14 hours ago

Makes me so happy when guys with freak injuries bounce back. His was particularly gross.

球員們從恐怖的傷病中歸來總是讓我很開心，他的傷病尤其嚴重

[–]RaptorsMagikarp-Army9 points 14 hours ago

Fuck. Happy for him but fuck.

猛龍球迷：日了狗！雖然我為他感到高興，但是，真是日了狗啊！

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[–][LAL] Magic JohnsonPVT_Stanley1145 points 14 hours ago

I guarantee Kyrie doesn』t throw him a single alley oop the entire season... that probably traumatized both of them

我保證歐文新賽季再也不會給他傳空接了，那可能引起他們倆的心理創傷。

[–]Celticsraider_10 444 points 13 hours ago

Considering Kyrie was nearly crying on Smart』s shoulder after that injury, it definitely affected him. We』ll see what happens this season

回想斯馬特受傷後歐文差點就哭出來了，所以那對他絕對有影響。我們等着看新賽季會怎麼樣吧~

[–]Celticsken_riffy 72 points 6 hours ago

Kyrie talked about it on Bill Simmons' podcast after the season had ended. Definitely something he thinks about. "Traumatized" might be too strong a word but he for sure dwells on the fact he threw the pass.

歐文在賽季後做客比爾西蒙斯播客的時候談過這事，「心理創傷」也許是個太強烈的詞，但他絕對對自己傳的那個空接耿耿於懷。

[–]HeatMiamiFootball21 points 6 hours ago

Doesn』t pass him the ball once

再也不要給他傳球了

[–]CelticsLambdaLambo223 points 11 hours ago

Nah that』s a bad mentality. Kyrie gotta throw the biggest alley oop for gordo in game 1 so gordo can have the mental victory over the play that hurt him

不，這是不好的心態！凱里應該在第一場比賽里就給戈登傳一個大大的空接，這樣戈登才能戰勝心魔！

[–][LAL] Magic JohnsonPVT_Stanley30 points 10 hours ago

Yeah but if they do connect on one I』d put money on it being wide open, not in heavy traffic like the one that injured him, and then the crowd is going to go nuts!!!

是的沒錯！但我猜他們會在空位的時候做這個配合，而不是像他受傷的那次一樣在擁擠的人群中，屆時觀眾會炸裂的！！

[–]b1eepbl00p95 points 11 hours ago

I actually agree with this lol -- face yo fears padawon

我同意這個說法，哈哈，直面你的恐懼吧巴達旺！（註：巴達旺，《星戰》里學徒的意思）

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[–]Lakersmachiavellius 63 points 13 hours ago

Serious question for those who watched Boston - did kyrie throw many (or any) lobs the rest of the season?

認真求問，海沃德受傷之後凱里仍然傳了很多空接嗎？

[–]CelticsPaulPierceOldestSon 19 points 12 hours ago

yea we just don't have many bigs capable of finishing on a lob

是的，但我們能終結空接的大個子不太夠

[–]Warriorsnamelock1288 points 11 hours ago

Enter Robert Williams. Okay now!

現在你們有羅伯特-威廉姆斯了！（很有運動能力的綠軍新秀）

[–]CelticsPaulPierceOldestSon 35 points 11 hours ago

he overslept he's on his way

他會在空接路上睡過頭的（羅伯特因為睡過頭而錯過了新聞發佈會）

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[–]HornetsIamOlderthanMe442 points 14 hours ago

He is still very good looking

看起來還是非常帥啊！

[–]NBAjyxp 161 points 14 hours ago

Truly gayward

真的，蓋伊沃德

[–]KingsBIizard 226 points 14 hours ago

He's so hot

他♂好♂性♂感♂啊！！

[–]Celticsgagakaba[S]283 points 14 hours ago

(x4)

第四遍有人這麼說...

討論主題二：新疆為韋德提供CBA合同

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[–]CelticsThe_Real_Neffew 2874 points 17 hours ago

Him and Melo should go and just be kings of the Chinese league

他和甜瓜會成為CBA的王

[–]VulgarWorlock1458 points 15 hours ago

Ay P they say I gotta play in China

「嘿泡椒他們說我要去中國打球誒」

[–]Knicksyankees2018WSchamps576 points 16 hours ago

Melo in China will be Olympic Melo but better. He'll be Thanos Melo

甜瓜在中國會變身成奧運瓜，或者更可怕，滅霸瓜

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123100 points 13 hours ago

Melo going for that 83pt game since someone already dropped 82 in China.

CBA有人拿過82分了，甜瓜會瞄準83分

[–]Wizardsoriolesravens2004 70 points 13 hours ago

CJ McCollums bro. But they still lost. He scored 82 points and his team lost

CJ的哥哥，但他仍然輸掉了比賽，他得了82分，但他的球隊仍然輸掉了比賽。

[–]Wizardsoriolesravens200440 points 11 hours ago

How is that even possible

這怎麼可能呢？？

[–]KingsBlackPulloverHoodie 77 points 10 hours ago

Ask Booker and the Suns.

問問太陽和布克不就知道了

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[–]SpursThePerfectScreenName 5 points 14 hours ago

This should shut everyone up about free agents not signing in the East, at least.

如果他加入了CBA，那就能讓那些說著「球星都不來東部（東方）」的人閉嘴了！

[–]O_G_Loc462 points 16 hours ago

If he does join them, he will be the only active player with a Finals MVP in the East.

如果他（韋德）加入了他們，那麼他（帕克）就會成為東部現役唯一一名FMVP

[–][GSW] Klay Thompsonklayyyylmao 126 points 15 hours ago

I get the joke, but what about Kawhi?

我懂你的意思，但是萊昂納德怎麼說？

[–]SpursNeutral_Meat 704 points 15 hours ago

He said active

回樓上，人家都說了是現役嘍

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[–]artem2018champ122 points 13 hours ago

I doubt his family wants to live in China lol

我不覺得他的家人會想在中國生活哈哈

[–]94savage 121 points 17 hours ago

If its not at least $25 mil, I doubt Wade even considers it

如果年薪少於2500萬，我都不覺得韋德會考慮

[–]MavericksPM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS905 points 17 hours ago*

D Wade already has enough money and his wife makes money too. No way she's going to want to live in China for a year. 0% chance he goes to China lol

Edit: He also has a 16 year old son who might make the NBA. He's not leaving him for a year to go make money in China

韋德已經夠有錢了，而且他老婆也能掙錢。她不可能想去中國生活一年的。他沒可能去中國。

另外：他還有個16歲的兒子，可能打進NBA，他不可能離開兒子一年去中國掙錢。

[–][CLE] Cedi OsmanJCBDoesGaming[S] 757 points 17 hours ago

You litterally can』t have enough money.

講真的錢是掙不夠滴

[–]Bullsyoda1751 points 17 hours ago

Maybe they would enjoy the attention/celebrity status? Consider Klay for example. People go to China as tourists all the time, it』s not like it』s a completely terrible place to live. New experiences can be interesting

興許他們會很享受那裡的名人待遇呢？就像中國湯一樣。人們總是去中國旅遊，那裡並不是一個完全糟糕的地方。新經歷會很有趣。

[–]MavericksJillSteinsBot 31 points 16 hours ago

China is a pretty cool place and the dollar really stretches out there

中國是個很酷的地方，而且美元在那裡還能翻倍~

[–]NBAtjmiles2 37 points 16 hours ago

Dude China is nicer than America in a lot of places. It's not 1990 anymore.

兄弟，中國很多地方已經比咱這兒好了，現在已經不是1990年了。

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