「美帝鍵盤俠」連失Woj和Shams 雅虎是新聞界的雷霆？

昨晚，NBA著名記者Shams Charania在推特上宣布自己將離開雅虎體育，加盟The Athletic。一起來看看Reddit網友們怎麼評價！

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[–][PHO] Steve Nashslysonic78 points 21 hours ago

Biggest signing of the summer

這才是今夏最重磅的簽約！

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantBenBimmons 26 points 21 hours ago

Shams next chapter

Shams的下一篇章

[–]Lakerstylerjfrancke 6 points 21 hours ago

The Hardest Road

最艱難的路

[–]Knicksyanat1228 1097 points 21 hours ago

RIP Yahoo sports. First Woj left, now Shams

安息吧雅虎體育，先是失去了Woj，現在又失去了Shams

[–][IND] George HillNABAKLAB 29 points 20 hours ago

Bobby Marks also left together with Woj.

I think it's common sense that Yahoo is just ditCHIng the NBA thing.

（勞資協議分析）專家Bobby Marks去年也和Woj一起離開了。

我認為雅虎體育放棄NBA的計劃已經算是共識了。

[–][CHI] Lauri Markkanenklobbermang 35 points 20 hours ago

They lost Kerr ages ago too. Wonder what he's up to.

他們在很多年前還失去了科爾，猜猜他現在在幹什麼？

[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log 34 points 19 hours ago

Yahoo is the OKC Thunder of the nba media confirmed.

猛龍球迷：雅虎是NBA新聞界的雷霆，石錘了。

[–]ThunderGrolgar 2 points 5 hours ago

What time do y’all play on Christmas?

雷霆球迷：嘿樓上的，你們聖誕節的比賽是幾點開始啊？

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[–]RaptorsJamesHar_en 126 points 19 hours ago

Yahoo!'s gotta tank this year out if they wanna keep their foot in the door and draft a superstar talent

如果雅虎還想幹下去的話他們需要擺爛一年然後選一個超級新人回來

[–]steelersman007 49 points 18 hours ago

They've been drafting well- just can't keep anyone. They've got Woj and Shams

他們選人一直很強，但就是留不住。他們曾經同時擁有Woj和Shams啊。

[–]Clipperseeisner 22 points 18 hours ago

but they drafted Woj before they started tanking, right? IDK when they got Shams, but they clearly didn't try to get any free agents to build a core around their stars.

但他們其實在選中Woj之前就已經開始擺爛了，我不知道他們什麼時候又簽下了Shams，但他們顯然沒有圍繞他們兩人的核心組去打造媒體陣容。

[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log317 points 21 hours ago

Who's the new Shams/Woj of this year at Yahoo?

誰會是雅虎今年的新Shams/Woj？

[–]76ershot_new_ISH 662 points 21 hours ago

I guess Chris Mannix and Scalabrine can break news about who has the biggest dick on the Celtics

我猜Chris Mannix和白曼巴可以報道誰有着凱爾特人隊最大的吉米巴特勒

[–]Bullswittynameidea299 points 20 hours ago

Spoiler Alert: It's Aron Baynes

劇透一下：是貝恩斯

[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log 111 points 20 hours ago

My money is on Semi Ojeleye

我賭是奧傑來

[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log 1433 points 21 hours ago

How are small media organizations like Yahoo supposed to succeed if big organizations like The Athletics steal all their best Insiders!!!

像The Athletic這樣的大媒體搶走了最好的記者之後，雅虎這樣的小媒體該怎麼去獲得成功？

[–]Lakerstylerjfrancke 300 points 20 hours ago

Adam Silver pls

蕭華該出手了，求求你！

[–]Pelicansryanedwards0101116 points 20 hours ago

Journalism reasons

新聞原因？

[–][LAL] Robert SacreKsanti79 points 18 hours ago

To be fair, the Athletic has pretty explicitly been overpaying writers - being a relatively small startup has allowed them to do that because they're flush with VC cash and so are being super aggressive in getting guys - even by paying well above market value.

Yahoo sports don't have VC funding and an expansion mandate

講道理，The Athletic一直在給他們的寫手們過高的工資，但他們作為剛起步的公司拿到了很大的風投，所以他們在簽人這方面非常有侵略性，即使是以超過市場價值的價格去簽人。

雅虎體育則沒有風投和擴張許可。

[–]NBAzxc123zxc12341 points 18 hours ago*

Not even the darkest timeline yet brothers......

/u/SEAinLA to join ESPN team up with WOJ after losing despite his 3 bombs to 1 bomb lead on them in the 2020 NBA off-season.

Ex-Reddit insider u/SEAinLA reveals his true identity to be none other than NBA-star Kevin Durant.

其實這還不是最黑暗的時刻...

最糟糕的事情會是：SEAinLA會在2020年休賽季爆料數3-1領先Woj的情況下被翻盤、然後宣布他將加入ESPN和Woj組隊；（註：SEAinLA，一位匿名的Reddit爆料用戶，曾先於Woj爆出多條新聞，詳情戳：

【翻譯組】多次吊打Woj的Reddit鍵盤俠：SEAinLA

再之後，SEAinLA揭露了自己的真實身份——他其實是凱文-杜蘭特。

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[–][SAS] Alvin Robertson_JPG97_ 2157points 21 hours ago

Disappointed Woj didn't break this news

很失望Woj沒有來爆料這條新聞。

[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log972 points 21 hours ago

Disappointed u/SEAinLA didn't break this news

很失望SEAinLA沒有來爆料這條新聞

[–]Thunderrevisioncloud 79 points 20 hours ago*

Disappointed he did not refer to himself in the third person like

[Charania] Shams Charania signed a deal with The Athletic...

很失望Shams沒有用第三人稱格式來報道自己的消息：

Shams：Shams Charania將和The Athletic簽約

[–]DonQuiHottie 57 points 19 hours ago

I’m Charania don’t @ me

我就是Shams，別@我

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 44 points 18 hours ago

You're a normal redditor. Move on. Find new slant, KD.

你只是普普通通的鍵盤俠，別鬧了KD

[–]ClippersSuckMyLonzoBalls 21 points 17 hours ago

remember how he said that /r/nba went too far with the memes sometimes? Yeah you guys are all doing it

你們記得SEAinLA說過，有時候Reddit上的調侃有些過頭嗎？你們現在就在這麼做。

[–]osmanzaksu 12 points 17 hours ago

Come on KD, don't do us like that

得了吧KD，別這麼強迫我們。

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[–]CelticsLarryisLegend72 points 21 hours ago

So now we gotta pay for his updates?

所以我們要為Shams的更新而付費咯？（The Athletic是付費閱讀媒體）

[–]PelicansGood_NewsEveryone 161 points 21 hours ago

It’s not like his twitter account is going behind a paywall. And I don’t think I’ve ever read one of his actual stories

他的推特賬號應該是不會收費的，但我覺得我不會再讀他的報道了。

[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log 67 points 21 hours ago

He writes stories?

他還寫小說呢？（story報道、小說）

[–][MIA] Wang ZhizhiVolhar 264 points 21 hours ago

Yeah he's huge in the NBA fanfic scene

是啊他是NBA最強的同人文寫手。

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